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Risa Koizumi 🇨🇦🇺🇸
@risakoizumi.bsky.social
Nerd::Engineer

Dual-wielding Canadian/American citizenship:
Fluent in both metric and imperial, humour and humor.
{she/her}

"Risa has a unique quality that endears her to you and also suggests that therapy could be beneficial."
"If I was going to kiss you, it'd be because I'm stupid and I couldn't help myself."

"...acceptable."
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
A Corvid+ tale of this past Wednesday, in emoji. (Words in alt text)
November 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Did anyone see my last marble?
I'd saved it to give it away
Since I was a youth
Now I don't have the proof
Only words, only words, only words...
And what good are they?
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Also, I have learned that today is National Cat Day. So here's Tau, either doing an epic slow blink at me, or falling asleep sitting up.

#kittykittykitty
October 29, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Subaru logo stars.

#photo #stars #Pleiades #subaru
October 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Funny, I've only ever heard it referred to as "The Epstein Ballroom". To add some class, what about "La Promenade des Énigmes"?
Who posted this👀

If we're prevented from publicly proclaiming purported pedo #POTUS ' pretentious iron pyrite palace is the #EpsteinBallroom we probably shouldn't present pictures like this perfect parody of the pompous potentate👇
October 23, 2025 at 6:52 AM
The true sign you’re really an adult: Looking for something in your domicile and muttering, ”Goddamn I have too much stuff.”
October 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
October 19, 2025 at 7:17 AM
I think BlueSky is driving me back to using Reddit.

Yeah, Reddit is bad, the owners are awful, and god some kids are dumb, but the relative lack of anti-AI righteousness and political shrieking sure is refreshing.
October 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
October 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Things that damage conservative man's masculinity:

Using a straw, lunchboxes, anything not beer or whiskey, sunscreen, ChapStick, emojis, anything mental health, cats, style, and reusable shopping bags.

But a trans girl can't lose hers despite any degree of hormones and surgery. Huh! 🤔
October 8, 2025 at 6:40 AM
If you ever wondered what my ADHD brain likes to listen to while I do various thinky tasks. (For best results, sort by Recently Added)

open.spotify.com/playlist/2DE...
Dear Lord, Thank You for This Blessing of Beautiful Trance Music...
open.spotify.com
October 7, 2025 at 1:01 PM
October 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
With Alt text, of course.
October 6, 2025 at 5:46 AM
October 4, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Repeatedly typing up posts and hitting cancel.

Except for this one.
October 4, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Come on brain chemistry, you can't do this to me, it's not even winter yet. There's still 12 hours of daylight!
October 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Playing with/learning to do things in Unreal Engine and its cursed editor. I made a ball to throw around that is spawned as a temporary object with a velocity vector. *81* lines of C++ NOT counting comments and empty lines.

I am now convinced UE is the cause of psychosis in the games industry.
September 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I always forget it's the weekend, and suddenly the Trending Topics on here take a 270° turn...
September 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Hello, Tau!

#caturday #tortie
September 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
My big fancy mechanical keyboard was acting weird. I ended up Googling about it. It required a soft reset and now it works fine.

Has technology gone too far? 🤔
September 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
The Doomer Catastrophazi in shambles.
doomers: there’s not going to be elections in America ever again

me: if they can’t even cancel an entertainer due to popular pushback what the fuck makes you think they can cancel elections
September 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Freeze warning tonight.

Winter is coming. ❄️
September 21, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Tau's penthouse perch, keeping an eye on the scene.

#caturday #tortie
September 20, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Updated all my iThings to *OS 26 today. It seems fine, and I like the new windowing system on iPadOS.

But... 3D is back, baby! I'm amused at the cyclic nature of UI fashion.

Does my noticing this mean I'm old now?
September 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM