Dr. Mantis Toboggan, MD
@ripeturtle.bsky.social
Only serious 12% of the time
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Apparently the banana flavor is actually based on how the gros michel smells, not how it tastes
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Apparently the banana flavor is actually based on how the gros michel smells, not how it tastes
Dick Cheney died and no one is talking about it lmao
November 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Dick Cheney died and no one is talking about it lmao
imo blasphemy feels like people getting offended on behalf of god or whatever entity they choose
November 4, 2025 at 3:26 AM
imo blasphemy feels like people getting offended on behalf of god or whatever entity they choose
all I see is a want for vertical slabs in Minecraft, but you know what I want?
sideways stairs.
imagine how much cooler this doorway I made could be if the sides were recessed like the top part
sideways stairs.
imagine how much cooler this doorway I made could be if the sides were recessed like the top part
November 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
all I see is a want for vertical slabs in Minecraft, but you know what I want?
sideways stairs.
imagine how much cooler this doorway I made could be if the sides were recessed like the top part
sideways stairs.
imagine how much cooler this doorway I made could be if the sides were recessed like the top part
Today I learned the O in OLED stands for organic
October 30, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Today I learned the O in OLED stands for organic
BBEG stands for big bad enemy guy, right?
October 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
BBEG stands for big bad enemy guy, right?
why do cat social cues make way more sense than human social cues?
October 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
why do cat social cues make way more sense than human social cues?
The next time I’m doubting myself, I’ll just simply remind myself that I got two adult cats to get along and therefore can do anything
October 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
The next time I’m doubting myself, I’ll just simply remind myself that I got two adult cats to get along and therefore can do anything
Picasso’s paintings are upsetting to me
October 28, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Picasso’s paintings are upsetting to me
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I’m reading a full DJT speech for research purposes, God have mercy on me, and I know it’s unoriginal to point this out but it’s true: if your uncle rambled on like this in a formal setting, you’d be having a serious family conversation about whether it was time to call a doctor.
October 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I’m reading a full DJT speech for research purposes, God have mercy on me, and I know it’s unoriginal to point this out but it’s true: if your uncle rambled on like this in a formal setting, you’d be having a serious family conversation about whether it was time to call a doctor.
Is it just me, or are strong SpongeBob episodes paired with weaker ones on Paramount+?
October 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Is it just me, or are strong SpongeBob episodes paired with weaker ones on Paramount+?
Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness
October 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness
Listening to classical music as I work to make myself seem more dignified and sophisticated than I actually am
October 24, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Listening to classical music as I work to make myself seem more dignified and sophisticated than I actually am
Locking the deadbolt feels like summoning a protective ward on my house
October 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Locking the deadbolt feels like summoning a protective ward on my house
I’ve discovered I actually do have very strong, positive feelings about people
But I am still shit at expressing them lmao
But I am still shit at expressing them lmao
October 23, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I’ve discovered I actually do have very strong, positive feelings about people
But I am still shit at expressing them lmao
But I am still shit at expressing them lmao
Want to REALLY get to understand a man?
Watch his YouTube playlists/history
Watch his YouTube playlists/history
October 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Want to REALLY get to understand a man?
Watch his YouTube playlists/history
Watch his YouTube playlists/history
Started my first office job a couple weeks ago, and already the question I’ve got more than any other is “are you married?”
This was unexpected
This was unexpected
October 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Started my first office job a couple weeks ago, and already the question I’ve got more than any other is “are you married?”
This was unexpected
This was unexpected
I’m not saying Bigfoot’s real, BUT the sunda clouded leopard wasn’t first photographed until 2004 despite us knowing about it since the 1800s
October 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I’m not saying Bigfoot’s real, BUT the sunda clouded leopard wasn’t first photographed until 2004 despite us knowing about it since the 1800s
My sister once thought our dad’s stepdad took away our dad’s pet parrot, except he never had a pet parrot. we realized she confused a plot point of Smurfs 2 with our dad’s shitty stepdad lore
except this wasn’t once.
multiple times she confused the two.
multiple times we had to remind her.
except this wasn’t once.
multiple times she confused the two.
multiple times we had to remind her.
October 19, 2025 at 5:14 AM
My sister once thought our dad’s stepdad took away our dad’s pet parrot, except he never had a pet parrot. we realized she confused a plot point of Smurfs 2 with our dad’s shitty stepdad lore
except this wasn’t once.
multiple times she confused the two.
multiple times we had to remind her.
except this wasn’t once.
multiple times she confused the two.
multiple times we had to remind her.
The only good thing Columbus did was give U.S. govt workers another day off
October 13, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The only good thing Columbus did was give U.S. govt workers another day off
My favorite part about the regular show Thanksgiving special is when everyone comes together to fight a billionaire
October 12, 2025 at 5:34 PM
My favorite part about the regular show Thanksgiving special is when everyone comes together to fight a billionaire
Why tf did we pick one of the shittiest bird meats as our Thanksgiving essential meat
October 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Why tf did we pick one of the shittiest bird meats as our Thanksgiving essential meat
It’s funny to me that people were calling p*do’s diddlers before Diddy ever got caught
October 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
It’s funny to me that people were calling p*do’s diddlers before Diddy ever got caught
why tf did my uncle just text our entire family to go like his Facebook page’s recent post
October 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
why tf did my uncle just text our entire family to go like his Facebook page’s recent post
In my mind souls look like the purple magic blob you turn into between transformations in Mario Kart World
October 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
In my mind souls look like the purple magic blob you turn into between transformations in Mario Kart World