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Rice the slowest writer on earth
@rincegoofysimp.bsky.social
I like tsundere furries who could easily beat me in a fight

I write stuff sometimes.

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Add me on discord! @rinceisnormal.

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Snow leopard supremacy is real and you cannot escape.
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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the quality will probably get eaten but i’ve been inspired recently by revisiting decade+ old speedpaints that i used to watch a kid & wished i knew how to do. i’ve tried in the past but was never happy & hadn’t attempted in a while, but i wanted to take another shot at it :’) for my younger self 💝
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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i posted this quote to my facebook and i had to explain who Haru Urara was to my dad LOL
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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he keeps calling her Hakuna Matata LOL
November 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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I love doing little sketchbook doodles, it lets me be very messy while still getting my ideas down hahah
November 11, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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" Lock the hell in. You aren't gonna get better if you don't put in the effort! Even small steps mean a LOT. -🎧 "
November 11, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 10:23 AM
IS THIS A SIGN............................PLEASE...............................................................MY HEART CANT STAND THIS IF THIS IS DOOMED...........................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
the plushies are available for 3 more days!
November 10, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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#duncanandeddie
Me explaining to my non-furry friend who had only read pages 20-23 why they're perfect for each other:
October 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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the plushies are available for 3 more days!
November 5, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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youtube taught me to hate this image
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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platonic ideal of slinky
November 10, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 3:10 PM
If I win the lottery, I'm immediately buying myself a lifetime supply of every cheese I love and a fridge dedicated to only cheese.
November 7, 2025 at 8:01 AM
November 7, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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November 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
November 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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Robert belly rubs
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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central market street! 🥢✨
November 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Doing what?
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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friter
November 6, 2025 at 8:02 AM
The world is ending
The day I change my pfp to something else is the day the world will end
November 6, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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Never kill yourself
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM