Riff Randell 🆘
@riffrandell.bsky.social
💙 🌊GenX. Latina. She/Her. Native to Chicago Area. Resister and Ally. Packers and Alabama fan. No DMs unless I know you! My typos are charming so shut up about them.
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Riff Randell 🆘
@riffrandell.bsky.social
· Nov 13
I will say this is the last place. I'm too old to keep starting over on social media. If this place goes to shit I'm done.
Of course, this could be completely irrelevant if we're all living by campfires and bartering for food in the Thunderdome.
Of course, this could be completely irrelevant if we're all living by campfires and bartering for food in the Thunderdome.
FYI, I can crochet a fucking Apple Pocket or whatever the hell that shit is called in an hour for $8.
STOP BEING SUCKERS AND CALL YOUR MAMA THAT KNITS OR CROCHETS.
STOP BEING SUCKERS AND CALL YOUR MAMA THAT KNITS OR CROCHETS.
a black and white photo of an elderly woman knitting with brabantinbeelden.nl written on the bottom
ALT: a black and white photo of an elderly woman knitting with brabantinbeelden.nl written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
FYI, I can crochet a fucking Apple Pocket or whatever the hell that shit is called in an hour for $8.
STOP BEING SUCKERS AND CALL YOUR MAMA THAT KNITS OR CROCHETS.
STOP BEING SUCKERS AND CALL YOUR MAMA THAT KNITS OR CROCHETS.
Her: Do you have an air machine?
Me: A what? 🫤
Her: AIR MACHINE. To put air in the tires. My tire emoji is on.
Me: Oh, an air compressor.
Her: No. I want to put air into the tire not make it flat. 🙄
Me: 🤦🏻♀️ There’s one in my trunk. Also, it’s a warning light.
Her: Aren’t those flashers? 🤔
Me: A what? 🫤
Her: AIR MACHINE. To put air in the tires. My tire emoji is on.
Me: Oh, an air compressor.
Her: No. I want to put air into the tire not make it flat. 🙄
Me: 🤦🏻♀️ There’s one in my trunk. Also, it’s a warning light.
Her: Aren’t those flashers? 🤔
November 14, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Her: Do you have an air machine?
Me: A what? 🫤
Her: AIR MACHINE. To put air in the tires. My tire emoji is on.
Me: Oh, an air compressor.
Her: No. I want to put air into the tire not make it flat. 🙄
Me: 🤦🏻♀️ There’s one in my trunk. Also, it’s a warning light.
Her: Aren’t those flashers? 🤔
Me: A what? 🫤
Her: AIR MACHINE. To put air in the tires. My tire emoji is on.
Me: Oh, an air compressor.
Her: No. I want to put air into the tire not make it flat. 🙄
Me: 🤦🏻♀️ There’s one in my trunk. Also, it’s a warning light.
Her: Aren’t those flashers? 🤔
First, I had to look up Grok because I forgot what it was. Second, are they still using "woke?"
It's just weird. Like how my mom still insists on saying, "Oh. Em. Gee." and I just cringe inside.
It's just weird. Like how my mom still insists on saying, "Oh. Em. Gee." and I just cringe inside.
JD Vance: "I'm a Grok guy. I think it's the best. It's also the least woke."
November 14, 2025 at 1:39 PM
First, I had to look up Grok because I forgot what it was. Second, are they still using "woke?"
It's just weird. Like how my mom still insists on saying, "Oh. Em. Gee." and I just cringe inside.
It's just weird. Like how my mom still insists on saying, "Oh. Em. Gee." and I just cringe inside.
If he walks back the tariffs, how will he be able to afford cutting everyone a $2k check?
It's almost like that was all bullshit, but that can't be true, right?
It's almost like that was all bullshit, but that can't be true, right?
TACO Trump is already walking back some of his “sweeping tariffs” because apparently they do increase costs for American consumers. Imagine that. The White House calls it “nimble and nuanced,” which is MAGA-speak for “oops, that blew up in our face.”
www.thedailybeast.com/taco-trump-a...
www.thedailybeast.com/taco-trump-a...
TACO Trump Is Already Crumbling on His Sweeping Tariffs
The White House says it’s just being “nimble” and “nuanced.”
www.thedailybeast.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 PM
If he walks back the tariffs, how will he be able to afford cutting everyone a $2k check?
It's almost like that was all bullshit, but that can't be true, right?
It's almost like that was all bullshit, but that can't be true, right?
Twin Peaks will remain forever in my Top 10.
November 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Twin Peaks will remain forever in my Top 10.
Sure he will - and it will come with a copy of his healthcare plan.
The president has promised to send $2,000 to Americans amid legal challenges to his controversial trade policy.
$2,000 Tariff Dividend Checks Highly Unlikely This Year, Betting Odds Suggest
The president has promised to send $2,000 to Americans amid legal challenges to his controversial trade policy.
www.forbes.com
November 13, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Sure he will - and it will come with a copy of his healthcare plan.
The Jet vs Patriots tonight? 🤣
Guess I’ll be going to bed by halftime.
Guess I’ll be going to bed by halftime.
November 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The Jet vs Patriots tonight? 🤣
Guess I’ll be going to bed by halftime.
Guess I’ll be going to bed by halftime.
This horrible, enabling slapper. It disgusts me how she sits by while he committed the most depraved crimes.
She deserved every single UTI he's given her.
She deserved every single UTI he's given her.
despite standing, Trump seems to be having trouble keeping his eyes open while Melania speaks
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
This horrible, enabling slapper. It disgusts me how she sits by while he committed the most depraved crimes.
She deserved every single UTI he's given her.
She deserved every single UTI he's given her.
Reposted by Riff Randell 🆘
He said he’s very grateful for the healthcare he received.
I’d say a careless douche bag like him; instrumental in taking healthcare away from 20 million people & directly responsible for 50,000 folks dying per year, probably could go ahead & fucking biff it. I couldn’t care less.
Fuck that guy
I’d say a careless douche bag like him; instrumental in taking healthcare away from 20 million people & directly responsible for 50,000 folks dying per year, probably could go ahead & fucking biff it. I couldn’t care less.
Fuck that guy
November 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
He said he’s very grateful for the healthcare he received.
I’d say a careless douche bag like him; instrumental in taking healthcare away from 20 million people & directly responsible for 50,000 folks dying per year, probably could go ahead & fucking biff it. I couldn’t care less.
Fuck that guy
I’d say a careless douche bag like him; instrumental in taking healthcare away from 20 million people & directly responsible for 50,000 folks dying per year, probably could go ahead & fucking biff it. I couldn’t care less.
Fuck that guy
Damn, I would love to be invisible in the WH today.
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Damn, I would love to be invisible in the WH today.
He posts freely after the pardon he gladly took absolving him of trying to overthrow the government.
November 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
He posts freely after the pardon he gladly took absolving him of trying to overthrow the government.
Remember when the country lost their minds when the WORST a President did was
Sell arms to terrorists for hostages?
Get a hummer in the WH?
Wear a tan suit?
Plant listening devices on the DNC?
But child fuckers gets a "meh?" The indifference is depraved.
Sell arms to terrorists for hostages?
Get a hummer in the WH?
Wear a tan suit?
Plant listening devices on the DNC?
But child fuckers gets a "meh?" The indifference is depraved.
November 13, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Remember when the country lost their minds when the WORST a President did was
Sell arms to terrorists for hostages?
Get a hummer in the WH?
Wear a tan suit?
Plant listening devices on the DNC?
But child fuckers gets a "meh?" The indifference is depraved.
Sell arms to terrorists for hostages?
Get a hummer in the WH?
Wear a tan suit?
Plant listening devices on the DNC?
But child fuckers gets a "meh?" The indifference is depraved.
I was totally wrong. It's going to be $3k. My yard is now squirrel free because I screamed my outrage at them and they ran for the trees.
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I was totally wrong. It's going to be $3k. My yard is now squirrel free because I screamed my outrage at them and they ran for the trees.
I just know they're about to tell me my car needs a grand in repairs. Before the holidays. Struts blah blah blah.
If Mark wasn't the most adorable, honest, and super person of a mechanic, I'd run him over with my new struts.
If Mark wasn't the most adorable, honest, and super person of a mechanic, I'd run him over with my new struts.
a cartoon girl in shorts and a pink shirt is standing in a room
ALT: a cartoon girl in shorts and a pink shirt is standing in a room
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I just know they're about to tell me my car needs a grand in repairs. Before the holidays. Struts blah blah blah.
If Mark wasn't the most adorable, honest, and super person of a mechanic, I'd run him over with my new struts.
If Mark wasn't the most adorable, honest, and super person of a mechanic, I'd run him over with my new struts.
Oh please, that first picture is totally photoshopped to look normal.
November 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Oh please, that first picture is totally photoshopped to look normal.
Let's focus less on Trump. We've known about this. It's not brand new information, just confirmation.
Let's instead focus on the enablers, the co-conspirators, and the allies. The mid-terms are coming. Vote them the fuck out.
Let's instead focus on the enablers, the co-conspirators, and the allies. The mid-terms are coming. Vote them the fuck out.
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Let's focus less on Trump. We've known about this. It's not brand new information, just confirmation.
Let's instead focus on the enablers, the co-conspirators, and the allies. The mid-terms are coming. Vote them the fuck out.
Let's instead focus on the enablers, the co-conspirators, and the allies. The mid-terms are coming. Vote them the fuck out.
Target's new advertising campaign: "Smile Through the Pain."
Target customers will soon see more smiles and maybe even exchange more pleasantries with employees, thanks to a new staff policy the retailer has implemented, the company said. bit.ly/3LLutlX
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Target's new advertising campaign: "Smile Through the Pain."
What did you expect? C'mon now. Did you really think that the Republicans who have known about this and have been protecting him the whole time would suddenly match our outrage and demand justice?
Bless your hearts.
Bless your hearts.
November 13, 2025 at 1:44 PM
What did you expect? C'mon now. Did you really think that the Republicans who have known about this and have been protecting him the whole time would suddenly match our outrage and demand justice?
Bless your hearts.
Bless your hearts.
I miss Obama. I miss Biden.
Hell, at this fucking point I miss Bush, and that really pisses me off.
Hell, at this fucking point I miss Bush, and that really pisses me off.
November 12, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I miss Obama. I miss Biden.
Hell, at this fucking point I miss Bush, and that really pisses me off.
Hell, at this fucking point I miss Bush, and that really pisses me off.
Me trying to calculate the PTO I still have coming this year, with what I have banked, and how much I have to use before I lose time:
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his hands on his face
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a table with his hands on his face
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Me trying to calculate the PTO I still have coming this year, with what I have banked, and how much I have to use before I lose time:
Co-signed. Send it up.
Seconded
November 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Co-signed. Send it up.
What's his job?
Daily Schedule:
Breakfast.
Scold the administration on MSM
Lunch
Write a letter scolding the administration (use fancy paper)
Supper
Bed by 9
Repeat
Daily Schedule:
Breakfast.
Scold the administration on MSM
Lunch
Write a letter scolding the administration (use fancy paper)
Supper
Bed by 9
Repeat
John Fetterman claims he "never got any outreach" from Chuck Schumer.
If that's true, can someone tell me what Schumer's job is, again?
nypost.com/2025/11/11/u...
If that's true, can someone tell me what Schumer's job is, again?
nypost.com/2025/11/11/u...
‘No one really knows’ who’s running Democratic Party, Sen. John Fetterman admits
Sen. John Fetterman (D-Pa.) revealed Tuesday that he received no outreach from Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) on the government shutdown.
nypost.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
What's his job?
Daily Schedule:
Breakfast.
Scold the administration on MSM
Lunch
Write a letter scolding the administration (use fancy paper)
Supper
Bed by 9
Repeat
Daily Schedule:
Breakfast.
Scold the administration on MSM
Lunch
Write a letter scolding the administration (use fancy paper)
Supper
Bed by 9
Repeat
Fetterman is what happens if you completely wax, exfoliate, and Botox a Klingon.
notable but not surprising that Fetterman chose Fox & Friends as the place to promote his new book
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Fetterman is what happens if you completely wax, exfoliate, and Botox a Klingon.