Riff Randell
@riffrandell.bsky.social
💙 🌊GenX. Latina. She/Her. Native to Chicago Area. Resister and Ally. Packers and Alabama fan. No DMs unless I know you!
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Riff Randell
@riffrandell.bsky.social
· Nov 13
I will say this is the last place. I'm too old to keep starting over on social media. If this place goes to shit I'm done.
Of course, this could be completely irrelevant if we're all living by campfires and bartering for food in the Thunderdome.
Of course, this could be completely irrelevant if we're all living by campfires and bartering for food in the Thunderdome.
If I had behaved like Pam Bondi did yesterday in any meeting at work I’d be out of a job. The utter lack of professionalism alone would’ve discredited 20 years of building my reputation and experience.
And I work with a bunch of dudebros!!
And I work with a bunch of dudebros!!
February 12, 2026 at 2:52 PM
If I had behaved like Pam Bondi did yesterday in any meeting at work I’d be out of a job. The utter lack of professionalism alone would’ve discredited 20 years of building my reputation and experience.
And I work with a bunch of dudebros!!
And I work with a bunch of dudebros!!
I’m adding to my CV: Not in the Epstein files.
February 12, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I’m adding to my CV: Not in the Epstein files.
What Pam Bondi said “you’re a washed up loser lawyer.”
How I heard it:
How I heard it:
a woman with curly hair is wearing a purple shirt
ALT: a woman with curly hair is wearing a purple shirt
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:16 PM
What Pam Bondi said “you’re a washed up loser lawyer.”
How I heard it:
How I heard it:
This song is playing in the shop right now. I always said I was going to dance to this at my wedding because I love it so much.
I did not and now I can still love this song. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
I did not and now I can still love this song. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
February 11, 2026 at 8:29 PM
This song is playing in the shop right now. I always said I was going to dance to this at my wedding because I love it so much.
I did not and now I can still love this song. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
I did not and now I can still love this song. 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Oof. So young, how terribly sad. I never watched Dawson's Creek, but I've probably seen Varsity Blues like a 100x.
James Van Der Beek, who starred in the teen drama series "Dawson’s Creek," has died at 48
February 11, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Oof. So young, how terribly sad. I never watched Dawson's Creek, but I've probably seen Varsity Blues like a 100x.
Her fucking smirk makes want to rip her face off.
Raskin: To promote justice for the people, you've got to listen to the victims like the women seated behind you today. Those are just some of the hundreds of survivors of Jeffrey Epstein's global sex trafficking ring. You still haven't with them.
February 11, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Her fucking smirk makes want to rip her face off.
I was so cranky this morning. And sad for no reason. I did not want to be here, and wanted to go home and have a pity party. Again for no reason.
Then our receptionist stopped at my desk and gave me these cute little gold clippy bookmarks. "I saw these and thought of you."
🥰🥹❤️🩹
Then our receptionist stopped at my desk and gave me these cute little gold clippy bookmarks. "I saw these and thought of you."
🥰🥹❤️🩹
a woman is wearing a pink dress and earrings and making a funny face .
ALT: a woman is wearing a pink dress and earrings and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I was so cranky this morning. And sad for no reason. I did not want to be here, and wanted to go home and have a pity party. Again for no reason.
Then our receptionist stopped at my desk and gave me these cute little gold clippy bookmarks. "I saw these and thought of you."
🥰🥹❤️🩹
Then our receptionist stopped at my desk and gave me these cute little gold clippy bookmarks. "I saw these and thought of you."
🥰🥹❤️🩹
So he can leave the whole country when there's a natural disaster?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*takes breath*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Donor reveals Ted Cruz thinks he can win the presidency — this time with Newsmax’s backing www.alternet.org/ted-cruz-new...
*takes breath*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Donor reveals Ted Cruz thinks he can win the presidency — this time with Newsmax’s backing www.alternet.org/ted-cruz-new...
Donor reveals Ted Cruz thinks he can win the presidency — this time with Newsmax’s backing
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) may have only run for president once, but he knows how to win in 2028: with the help of Newsmax CEO Chris Ruddy.The Daily Mail reported that Cruz told donors the conservative n...
www.alternet.org
February 10, 2026 at 8:28 PM
So he can leave the whole country when there's a natural disaster?
I've never seen a ballsack wear a hat and shades.
Kid Rock: Nothing against Jay-Z… But it seems like there's a little bit of a DEI hire there going on.
February 10, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I've never seen a ballsack wear a hat and shades.
Moving on? Listen Eva Braun Barbie, no one is moving on until there's justice. It may take time, but it will happen.
Hey, Propaganda Barbie:
We aren’t moving on from people trafficking 10-year-old children and this administration covering it up.
Ever.
We aren’t moving on from people trafficking 10-year-old children and this administration covering it up.
Ever.
February 10, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Moving on? Listen Eva Braun Barbie, no one is moving on until there's justice. It may take time, but it will happen.
I will finally open my wallet to the Dem that runs against her. Get her the fuck out. I don't care what it takes. Voodoo? Sign me up.
This insufferable bitch has GOT to go.
This insufferable bitch has GOT to go.
Maine Senator Susan Collins, one of the Republican Party’s most electorally vulnerable senators, confirmed Tuesday morning that she will seek a 6th term in office — She begins the campaign with a 54% disapproval rating — her seat is central to Democratic hopes of retaking control of the Senate
February 10, 2026 at 4:48 PM
I will finally open my wallet to the Dem that runs against her. Get her the fuck out. I don't care what it takes. Voodoo? Sign me up.
This insufferable bitch has GOT to go.
This insufferable bitch has GOT to go.
I’d bet money this dude has loads of porn on his hard drive he thinks no one will ever find.
Go ahead, dude. Go up against the NFL.
I Triple Dog Dare Ya!
I Triple Dog Dare Ya!
February 10, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I’d bet money this dude has loads of porn on his hard drive he thinks no one will ever find.
Yeah, but in the US, people are so divisive they won't consider what's good for ALL. They want all these things, but they don't want to pay for marginalized communities. They would rather suffer than see a brown or black family benefit from their taxes.
February 10, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Yeah, but in the US, people are so divisive they won't consider what's good for ALL. They want all these things, but they don't want to pay for marginalized communities. They would rather suffer than see a brown or black family benefit from their taxes.
This is an interesting question. If it were just Trump, it would already be done, but the list contains the names of very powerful and influential people who have the ability to pull their money, companies, and jobs from the region. They will consider their own interests first.
Which country will ultimately play the Trump card and release all of the unredacted Epstein files?
After these countries globally position themselves with better trade deals with other countries, it would behoove themselves to release the files.
After these countries globally position themselves with better trade deals with other countries, it would behoove themselves to release the files.
February 10, 2026 at 2:10 PM
This is an interesting question. If it were just Trump, it would already be done, but the list contains the names of very powerful and influential people who have the ability to pull their money, companies, and jobs from the region. They will consider their own interests first.
I somehow missed that Chuck Negron passed away last week. I was just jamming out to Shambala on the way to work the other day!
🎶Everyone is helpful, everyone is kind on the road to Shambala ... 🎶
🎶Everyone is helpful, everyone is kind on the road to Shambala ... 🎶
a penguin wearing headphones with a treble clef behind it
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media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I somehow missed that Chuck Negron passed away last week. I was just jamming out to Shambala on the way to work the other day!
🎶Everyone is helpful, everyone is kind on the road to Shambala ... 🎶
🎶Everyone is helpful, everyone is kind on the road to Shambala ... 🎶
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My first email reply of the day:
"Don't fuck with me on a Monday morning at 6:30. I'm giving you a chance to read the whole email chain again and change your response. Reading is fundamental."
"Don't fuck with me on a Monday morning at 6:30. I'm giving you a chance to read the whole email chain again and change your response. Reading is fundamental."
February 9, 2026 at 1:14 PM
My first email reply of the day:
"Don't fuck with me on a Monday morning at 6:30. I'm giving you a chance to read the whole email chain again and change your response. Reading is fundamental."
"Don't fuck with me on a Monday morning at 6:30. I'm giving you a chance to read the whole email chain again and change your response. Reading is fundamental."
Game over. I’m out. ✌🏼
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Game over. I’m out. ✌🏼
Me right now:
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media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Me right now:
This game sucks. I mean I’m not going to bellyache about it for 2 hours straight like Collinsworth but he’s also not wrong.
February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
This game sucks. I mean I’m not going to bellyache about it for 2 hours straight like Collinsworth but he’s also not wrong.
If you didn’t like the halftime show that’s ok. It was not for you.
That was a celebration of Latin culture.
That was a celebration of Latin culture.
February 9, 2026 at 1:48 AM
If you didn’t like the halftime show that’s ok. It was not for you.
That was a celebration of Latin culture.
That was a celebration of Latin culture.
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Message from Elmo (at that other place)
February 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Message from Elmo (at that other place)
Advertisers were clearly not invested in this Super Bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Advertisers were clearly not invested in this Super Bowl.
Just an FYI before all the “I don’t understand a word he said” posts - no one does. Bad Bunny is the Eddie Vedder of Reggaeton. 😉
February 9, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Just an FYI before all the “I don’t understand a word he said” posts - no one does. Bad Bunny is the Eddie Vedder of Reggaeton. 😉
Collinsworth is so annoyed. He’s calling this game like he has money riding on it.
February 9, 2026 at 12:49 AM
Collinsworth is so annoyed. He’s calling this game like he has money riding on it.