Richard Thiccson
@richardthiccson.bsky.social
The most Divorced Dad to ever be divorced.
I like weed and Star Wars and I’d rather be golfing.
Sometimes I play Bass, but I mostly just play with video games/myself
Views don’t reflect my employer and are my own blah blah
I like weed and Star Wars and I’d rather be golfing.
Sometimes I play Bass, but I mostly just play with video games/myself
Views don’t reflect my employer and are my own blah blah
Fuck Insurance Companies. All of them. All insurances.
August 19, 2023 at 5:49 PM
Fuck Insurance Companies. All of them. All insurances.
Just win one for RJ
August 18, 2023 at 3:16 PM
Just win one for RJ
What the fuck is up Denny’s?
July 15, 2023 at 12:56 AM
What the fuck is up Denny’s?
“Want in one hand and shit in the other and see which fills up first!” says the US government when it comes to providing basic human rights.
July 7, 2023 at 4:26 PM
“Want in one hand and shit in the other and see which fills up first!” says the US government when it comes to providing basic human rights.
TIL that Jay-Z has an 8 million dollar watch and brb I’m building a guillotine.
July 5, 2023 at 11:01 PM
TIL that Jay-Z has an 8 million dollar watch and brb I’m building a guillotine.
I can fix her
[Evergreen Skeet]
[Evergreen Skeet]
July 5, 2023 at 6:53 PM
I can fix her
[Evergreen Skeet]
[Evergreen Skeet]
Florida-Georgia Swine
July 5, 2023 at 2:11 PM
Florida-Georgia Swine
Essential oils but for dudes. Instead of like fucking lavender and bergamot or whatever; they all just smell like fresh cut grass, vintage car, Black & Mild Wine Wood Tips, gym bag, a dollar that’s been in a stripper’s asscrack…
July 5, 2023 at 3:19 AM
Essential oils but for dudes. Instead of like fucking lavender and bergamot or whatever; they all just smell like fresh cut grass, vintage car, Black & Mild Wine Wood Tips, gym bag, a dollar that’s been in a stripper’s asscrack…
Someone just left an old fucking fish tank outside my door…
July 4, 2023 at 7:46 PM
Someone just left an old fucking fish tank outside my door…
Shall I venture outside today and see what episode of Black Mirror life has in store for me?
July 4, 2023 at 6:33 PM
Shall I venture outside today and see what episode of Black Mirror life has in store for me?
Fuck America let’s all move to Svalbard. You don’t even need a Visa! Sure, the high temp is 42° in the Summer and there’s a constant threat of polar bear attacks, but at least it’s in a real country! Sure, there’s a mass grave from the Spanish Flu epidemic… Just don’t dig in the soil!
July 4, 2023 at 5:41 PM
Fuck America let’s all move to Svalbard. You don’t even need a Visa! Sure, the high temp is 42° in the Summer and there’s a constant threat of polar bear attacks, but at least it’s in a real country! Sure, there’s a mass grave from the Spanish Flu epidemic… Just don’t dig in the soil!
Ladies: Can’t afford a Brazilian wax? Fire Roman Candles out of your taint! Problem solved!
July 4, 2023 at 4:04 PM
Ladies: Can’t afford a Brazilian wax? Fire Roman Candles out of your taint! Problem solved!
[Talking to a girl who is very in to Harry Potter]
“So, uhh… when you gonna let me Slytherin that pu—“
*Gets run over by Ron Weasley in the stupid flying car*
“So, uhh… when you gonna let me Slytherin that pu—“
*Gets run over by Ron Weasley in the stupid flying car*
July 3, 2023 at 6:52 PM
[Talking to a girl who is very in to Harry Potter]
“So, uhh… when you gonna let me Slytherin that pu—“
*Gets run over by Ron Weasley in the stupid flying car*
“So, uhh… when you gonna let me Slytherin that pu—“
*Gets run over by Ron Weasley in the stupid flying car*
Keep the “Super Fan” Bills Merfia dorks on Twitter. We want sports talk on here but not that fucking kind!
July 3, 2023 at 4:54 PM
Keep the “Super Fan” Bills Merfia dorks on Twitter. We want sports talk on here but not that fucking kind!
Oh for fuck sake who gave the girl that abandoned her sick cat a fucking code?!
July 3, 2023 at 3:47 PM
Oh for fuck sake who gave the girl that abandoned her sick cat a fucking code?!
Making people come to work on a Monday just to have Tuesday off for a holiday is the kind of shit that makes republicans cream their fucking slacks.
July 3, 2023 at 2:49 PM
Making people come to work on a Monday just to have Tuesday off for a holiday is the kind of shit that makes republicans cream their fucking slacks.
It’s ducking Florida outside rn
July 2, 2023 at 3:51 PM
It’s ducking Florida outside rn
Give out your friend codes
But only to leftists
THEN SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY
DRAGULAAAA
But only to leftists
THEN SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY
DRAGULAAAA
July 2, 2023 at 2:16 AM
Give out your friend codes
But only to leftists
THEN SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY
DRAGULAAAA
But only to leftists
THEN SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY
DRAGULAAAA
Bald man goes outside wearing a backwards hat…
July 1, 2023 at 11:21 PM
Bald man goes outside wearing a backwards hat…
[Skeet Limit Exceeded]
July 1, 2023 at 3:10 PM
[Skeet Limit Exceeded]
Pee pee and, one mustn’t forget, poo poo.
June 29, 2023 at 6:10 PM
Pee pee and, one mustn’t forget, poo poo.
Me and my new follower
June 27, 2023 at 2:23 PM
Me and my new follower
Welp looks like the Twitter guy has started to mark everyone for being spam unless they pay him money so that’s fun. Capitalism is so cool.
June 27, 2023 at 2:21 PM
Welp looks like the Twitter guy has started to mark everyone for being spam unless they pay him money so that’s fun. Capitalism is so cool.
Fast Times at Ridgemont High or Dazed and Confused?
June 22, 2023 at 2:31 AM
Fast Times at Ridgemont High or Dazed and Confused?