Richard Heller
@richardkheller.bsky.social
American-born now British author, journalist, versifier, screenwriter (but so far unscreened). Tenant of cat (Theo) landlord and editor of mouse (Mortimer) for whom see www.mortimermouse.co.uk
New Foreign Secretary Yvette Cooper will lose all authority in position if she does not sack Mandelson herself.
Mandelson needs to step down.
We can’t have an ambassador to the USA who is even obliquely linked to Epstein.
We can’t have an ambassador to the USA who is even obliquely linked to Epstein.
September 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
New Foreign Secretary Yvette Cooper will lose all authority in position if she does not sack Mandelson herself.
Mandelson now toxic and ridiculous to most US voters. Position untenable, never mind being unfit to represent King and country. Starmer was warned to do full investigation of Mandelson's links with Epstein (and more importantly Putin and Chinese Communist regimes). Obviously, never happened.
Sky News reports on Peter Mandelsons friendship with Jeffrey Epstein (Mandelson even stayed at Epsteins townhouse in Manhattan while the financier was in prison for soliciting prostitution from a minor)
A reminder that Keir Starmer appointed Mandelson our ambassador to the US.
A reminder that Keir Starmer appointed Mandelson our ambassador to the US.
September 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Mandelson now toxic and ridiculous to most US voters. Position untenable, never mind being unfit to represent King and country. Starmer was warned to do full investigation of Mandelson's links with Epstein (and more importantly Putin and Chinese Communist regimes). Obviously, never happened.
Some essential advice for Britain's King Charles on his enforced state visitor irony-insult-invective-and-maybe-inspiration.ghost.io/advice-to-hm...
Advice to HM King Charles on his unwanted visitor
Sir,
May I respectfully sympathize with you on the forthcoming ordeal of receiving Donald Trump at Windsor Castle, and offer you three practical suggestions about it? They may seem outlandish, but...
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September 6, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Some essential advice for Britain's King Charles on his enforced state visitor irony-insult-invective-and-maybe-inspiration.ghost.io/advice-to-hm...
In irony-insult-invective-and-maybe-inspiration.ghost.io seek especially to solicit US and UK protest against Dotard Trump's impending state visit to Britain. Gratuitous appeasement which betrays all of Trump's victims and all the principled Americans resisting him often at great personal risk.
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September 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
In irony-insult-invective-and-maybe-inspiration.ghost.io seek especially to solicit US and UK protest against Dotard Trump's impending state visit to Britain. Gratuitous appeasement which betrays all of Trump's victims and all the principled Americans resisting him often at great personal risk.
Announcing my new Ghost site irony-insult-invective-and-maybe-inspiration.ghost.io which aims to raise political polemic prose and poetry to heights never before attempted, let alone achieved. All materials free for use against Dotard Trump and his appeasers.
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September 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Announcing my new Ghost site irony-insult-invective-and-maybe-inspiration.ghost.io which aims to raise political polemic prose and poetry to heights never before attempted, let alone achieved. All materials free for use against Dotard Trump and his appeasers.
Putin and entourage may be immune from arrest there under International Law but not under state laws. Watch them all constantly and pounce on any conceivable offence, including throwing a sandwich. Refuse Putin bail as a flight suspect.
August 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Putin and entourage may be immune from arrest there under International Law but not under state laws. Watch them all constantly and pounce on any conceivable offence, including throwing a sandwich. Refuse Putin bail as a flight suspect.
And they have probably persuaded Trump that he will get an ocean-front lot in the city.
This Moscow Times article from April of this year (and video from years back) feels worth keeping in mind today.
www.themoscowtimes.com/2025/04/21/t...
www.themoscowtimes.com/2025/04/21/t...
August 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
And they have probably persuaded Trump that he will get an ocean-front lot in the city.
A new bust needed for a newly busted President, please see and repost commentcentral.co.uk/give-donald-...
Give Donald Trump a bust of Neville Chamberlain
At the start of both of Donald Trump’s terms of office, there were many admiring reports of his restoration of a bust of Winston Churchill to the Oval Office. Given Trump’s conduct towards Ukraine it ...
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August 15, 2025 at 2:55 PM
A new bust needed for a newly busted President, please see and repost commentcentral.co.uk/give-donald-...
In Norway, where they make tax returns public, the super-rich used to boast about who had paid most
May 17, 2025 at 7:23 AM
In Norway, where they make tax returns public, the super-rich used to boast about who had paid most
Grateful to my lodger Mortimer Mouse for publishing my take on Albania's hubsnub to Keir Starmer www.mortimermouse.co.uk/post/keir-st... A chance also to enjoy Mortimer's most recent work
Keir Starmer and Albania
Apologize for one of my fallow periods, just when we most need optimism, but happy to loan space to my landlord Richard Heller's take on Albania's snub to Keir Starmer. SIXTY HORSES WEDGED IN A CHIMN...
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May 17, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Grateful to my lodger Mortimer Mouse for publishing my take on Albania's hubsnub to Keir Starmer www.mortimermouse.co.uk/post/keir-st... A chance also to enjoy Mortimer's most recent work
Simple question: many British firms trying to break into American market could use boost from visit by their Prime Minister. Why does Starmer use his limited time in US on parade for an American firm seeking more taxpayer money from the British public sector? What benefit to UK?
👀 We're just gonna leave this here ...
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Mandelson’s embassy fixed Starmer’s visit to spytech firm | Good Law Project
The British Ambassador to the United States is at the centre of a web connecting Palantir and the prime minister. But what did they all discuss?
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April 20, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Simple question: many British firms trying to break into American market could use boost from visit by their Prime Minister. Why does Starmer use his limited time in US on parade for an American firm seeking more taxpayer money from the British public sector? What benefit to UK?
Why [Britain's Prime Minister] Sir Keir Starmer desperately needs a new metaphorist. commentcentral.co.uk/another-supp...
Another supply of wet cardboard from Keir Starmer
George Orwell once likened political clichés to tea leaves blocking a sink. A modern image might be wet cardboard clogging a dustbin.
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April 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Why [Britain's Prime Minister] Sir Keir Starmer desperately needs a new metaphorist. commentcentral.co.uk/another-supp...
An appeal for organized mockery of Donald Trump during his (still) forthcoming State visit to the UK commentcentral.co.uk/trumps-state...
Trump’s State Visit: A call for national derision
In spite of the magnificent language of their Privy Council oaths, which oblige them to defend King Charles's Dominion over Canada, the Prime Minister and the Cabinet have invited Donald Trump to a ...
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March 31, 2025 at 6:18 PM
An appeal for organized mockery of Donald Trump during his (still) forthcoming State visit to the UK commentcentral.co.uk/trumps-state...
If you are a subject of His Majesty King Charles or resident in his United Kingdom I would really appreciate signature and sharing of my petition to Parliament, which asks it to scrutinize and debate diplomatic appointments like Peter
Mandelson's petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...
Mandelson's petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...
March 8, 2025 at 10:07 AM
If you are a subject of His Majesty King Charles or resident in his United Kingdom I would really appreciate signature and sharing of my petition to Parliament, which asks it to scrutinize and debate diplomatic appointments like Peter
Mandelson's petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...
Mandelson's petition.parliament.uk/petitions/71...
How many books in the Trump Presidential Library have already been colored in crayons?
This is so clearly corrupt.
Also note it is coming from a news source that doesn’t prostrate itself for access.
FWIW, we are now @wired.com subscribers.
Also note it is coming from a news source that doesn’t prostrate itself for access.
FWIW, we are now @wired.com subscribers.
NEW: President Trump is hosting group and 1-1 dinners at Mar-a-Lago for $1M and $5M per seat, respectively. The've already become a "hot ticket" for business leaders.
Where's the money going? Unclear, though one source said it would fund Trump's presidential library.
www.wired.com/story/people...
Where's the money going? Unclear, though one source said it would fund Trump's presidential library.
www.wired.com/story/people...
March 5, 2025 at 7:31 AM
How many books in the Trump Presidential Library have already been colored in crayons?
My published speculation as to whether Donald Trump was really saved by God and hoping to discover some Christian leaders who have suggested otherwise commentcentral.co.uk/was-donald-t...
Was Donald Trump Really Saved By God?
In his Inauguration Address Donald Trump claimed that “"I was saved by God to make America great again." Many representatives of Christian churches have endorsed the claim, but so far I have found non...
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March 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM
My published speculation as to whether Donald Trump was really saved by God and hoping to discover some Christian leaders who have suggested otherwise commentcentral.co.uk/was-donald-t...
My tenant Mortimer Mouse, the world's leading optimistic philosopher, has kindly lent me space to let me republish my heartwarming story about two small snakes. www.mortimermouse.co.uk You can also catch up with his latest sentiments, but cautiously if you are subject to sugar rushes
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Hello, I’m Mortimer Mouse. Professional optimist. You may have read my work inside greeting cards and Christmas crackers and outside coffee mugs.
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February 12, 2025 at 8:15 AM
My tenant Mortimer Mouse, the world's leading optimistic philosopher, has kindly lent me space to let me republish my heartwarming story about two small snakes. www.mortimermouse.co.uk You can also catch up with his latest sentiments, but cautiously if you are subject to sugar rushes
Starmer as an apprentice lion tamer. Part of my take on his appointment of Peter Mandelson to Trumpworld. commentcentral.co.uk/starmer-has-...
Starmer has put his head even further into the mouth of Donald Trump
Let no one say that Keir Starmer lacks daring. In appointing Peter Mandelson as ambassador to Donald Trump’s Washington, he has behaved like an apprentice lion tamer in the international circus, thrus...
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January 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Starmer as an apprentice lion tamer. Part of my take on his appointment of Peter Mandelson to Trumpworld. commentcentral.co.uk/starmer-has-...
Farewell to X, just published. "Probably my last post if it gets through as a test. I think the owner of this platform is an egomaniac, an abuser of power and an enemy of democracy and the Western world. Thank you to any followers, but I am about to become an exXer. All future posts on BlueSky"
January 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Farewell to X, just published. "Probably my last post if it gets through as a test. I think the owner of this platform is an egomaniac, an abuser of power and an enemy of democracy and the Western world. Thank you to any followers, but I am about to become an exXer. All future posts on BlueSky"
I know as an exXer this is meant to be a kinder, gentler medium but IMHO P Mandelson is a calamitous choice of ambassador to US. A very conceited person with a great deal to be modest about. Whether or not Trump makes America great again, it will not take long for Mandelson to grate on America.
December 29, 2024 at 9:37 AM
I know as an exXer this is meant to be a kinder, gentler medium but IMHO P Mandelson is a calamitous choice of ambassador to US. A very conceited person with a great deal to be modest about. Whether or not Trump makes America great again, it will not take long for Mandelson to grate on America.
A very Merry Christmas to Kiritimati in the Pacific Ocean, where the day has just started owing to a special wiggle in the International Dateline, making it 14 hours ahead of Greenwich. Hope they and all points west enjoy a seasonal message from my lodger www.mortimermouse.co.uk/post/my-annu...
My annual Christmouse message
My story, composed with the help of my poetic friend, kafkaa roach, in the year when four reindeer left Santa for better-paid jobs in freight haulage.‘Twas the night before Christmas and in the big house The last creature stirring was Mortimer Mouse Devising some uplifting sentiments new To fill up his masterpiece Keep Squeaking Through: Motivational mush from a born optimist,The book that will soon top the bestseller list. His secret reason for keeping awake Was trusting that Santa Claus w
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December 24, 2024 at 10:05 AM
A very Merry Christmas to Kiritimati in the Pacific Ocean, where the day has just started owing to a special wiggle in the International Dateline, making it 14 hours ahead of Greenwich. Hope they and all points west enjoy a seasonal message from my lodger www.mortimermouse.co.uk/post/my-annu...
I know this platform is intended for nice people, especially migrants from Musk (ex-Xers?) but Peter Mandelson, after so much schmoozing and promises, fourth from five in contest for Chancellor of Oxford U. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
November 27, 2024 at 7:47 PM
I know this platform is intended for nice people, especially migrants from Musk (ex-Xers?) but Peter Mandelson, after so much schmoozing and promises, fourth from five in contest for Chancellor of Oxford U. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Reposted by Richard Heller
Best Capture
Moon
Moon
November 26, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Best Capture
Moon
Moon
Also by Emerson (and my personal favorite): "The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted the spoons."
November 26, 2024 at 11:21 PM
Also by Emerson (and my personal favorite): "The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted the spoons."
As a migrant to Blue Sky I am encouraged by the number of cat pictures. I hope the community might enjoy this ballad inspired by my cat Theo songbay.co/view-lyric/2...
November 26, 2024 at 11:07 PM
As a migrant to Blue Sky I am encouraged by the number of cat pictures. I hope the community might enjoy this ballad inspired by my cat Theo songbay.co/view-lyric/2...