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I did leg day and then cleaned downstairs. I kind of hate how much I like the visible vacuum passes on the carpet. I am now never standing up again.
New game since I can’t move: who wants to guess what I’m wearing under the blanket? 😅
New game since I can’t move: who wants to guess what I’m wearing under the blanket? 😅
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I did leg day and then cleaned downstairs. I kind of hate how much I like the visible vacuum passes on the carpet. I am now never standing up again.
New game since I can’t move: who wants to guess what I’m wearing under the blanket? 😅
New game since I can’t move: who wants to guess what I’m wearing under the blanket? 😅
Mind: exhausted. Body: apparently not
November 16, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Mind: exhausted. Body: apparently not
I am the h words. But I ate yesterday and haven’t cum in days, so one guess which h I’m addressing currently 😏
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I am the h words. But I ate yesterday and haven’t cum in days, so one guess which h I’m addressing currently 😏
I started at 270-275 lbs. First baby step in 2022: cut regular soda (special occasions only, maybe once a month), dropped to 260. Joined a gym, down to 250. Fully embraced a healthier diet (not started A diet) three months ago. Now I’m down 20 more pounds. Chasing down 200 and feeling proud today ☺️
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I started at 270-275 lbs. First baby step in 2022: cut regular soda (special occasions only, maybe once a month), dropped to 260. Joined a gym, down to 250. Fully embraced a healthier diet (not started A diet) three months ago. Now I’m down 20 more pounds. Chasing down 200 and feeling proud today ☺️
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Someone has hit me with the horny….
November 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Someone has hit me with the horny….
Feeling a certain kind way this #humpday. Like, a “maybe it’s a long distance vibrator kind of night” way. Unless one of you comes over, of course 😈
November 12, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Feeling a certain kind way this #humpday. Like, a “maybe it’s a long distance vibrator kind of night” way. Unless one of you comes over, of course 😈
Kinda wanna jerk, but it’s also kinda cold today. Hm…
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Kinda wanna jerk, but it’s also kinda cold today. Hm…
Still feeling a little funky, but turning it around. Got the tattoo in 2018 and decided I needed to work on physical health too. Turns out I eat to cope with (or celebrate) everything, and there’s been a LOT of everything since 2019. But, progress has been made lately.
November 9, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Still feeling a little funky, but turning it around. Got the tattoo in 2018 and decided I needed to work on physical health too. Turns out I eat to cope with (or celebrate) everything, and there’s been a LOT of everything since 2019. But, progress has been made lately.
None of my synapses fired correctly today. Nightmare —> panic attack —> unplanned nap —> complete disorientation —> disorganized gym session —> nostalgic crying to mostly teenage years music. I am short of my goal calorie range and not at all hungry. I need a hard reset with a contingency back rub.
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 AM
None of my synapses fired correctly today. Nightmare —> panic attack —> unplanned nap —> complete disorientation —> disorganized gym session —> nostalgic crying to mostly teenage years music. I am short of my goal calorie range and not at all hungry. I need a hard reset with a contingency back rub.
Kinda wanna put my WiFi vibrator in…😅
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Kinda wanna put my WiFi vibrator in…😅
Today I put on a pair of jeans I haven’t worn in a few months and they’re almost certainly the wrong size now. So I pulled a shirt from the “maybe someday” section of my closet…which fits!
November 5, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Today I put on a pair of jeans I haven’t worn in a few months and they’re almost certainly the wrong size now. So I pulled a shirt from the “maybe someday” section of my closet…which fits!
I never know what alliteration to use for Tuesday. I think this covers most of them, though. I’m not sure I’ll move from here most of this day off…
November 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I never know what alliteration to use for Tuesday. I think this covers most of them, though. I’m not sure I’ll move from here most of this day off…
I’m calling it close enough to monochrome because I’m super happy with the progress and need the happy brain chemicals now that the sun is gone.
November 3, 2025 at 11:58 AM
I’m calling it close enough to monochrome because I’m super happy with the progress and need the happy brain chemicals now that the sun is gone.
The number of times I end up edging when I should be sleeping…
(Add another to the list)
(Add another to the list)
November 2, 2025 at 10:57 AM
The number of times I end up edging when I should be sleeping…
(Add another to the list)
(Add another to the list)
This is from the archives, but I’m using my extra hour (or more) tonight to recreate it for #sundaycumday 😈
November 2, 2025 at 8:43 AM
This is from the archives, but I’m using my extra hour (or more) tonight to recreate it for #sundaycumday 😈
Worked for Halloween, but I did my best impression of a health fan rather than dressing up.
November 1, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Worked for Halloween, but I did my best impression of a health fan rather than dressing up.
I fell asleep before I finished last night 😈
October 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I fell asleep before I finished last night 😈
Rare #softiesaturday for me. Never completed the edge, so I’m sure it won’t stay that way for long.
October 25, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Rare #softiesaturday for me. Never completed the edge, so I’m sure it won’t stay that way for long.