Just listened to the thong song for maybe the 500th time. And just realized why sisqo wants to see that thong. Let’s just say he’s a complete perv and leave it at that

I’ve invented a centipede. The design is very human.

How to suck at counting body parts

"It's nightmare time" says my brain, gearing up a video of me getting a boner at the dentist

“I vant you to eat my poosey” - Dracula who gets energy from getting his pussy eaten instead of from drinking blood

which finishing move should I use to get revenge on my mom? context: my therapist said "it's violence time" and they are head of "brain stuff" at harvard.

Movie idea: what if a baby was the boss?

Thanks to cremation there’s way less skeletons than there should be

A whopper jr what’s next whopper the third?