Retro Relix
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Just here for cool vintage stuff especially tech stuff. Sometimes I make weird shit. Sometimes I explore other peoples weird shit.
mike from mike and molly is really selling tickets starting at $45 for his stand up
November 16, 2025 at 3:41 AM
mike from mike and molly is really selling tickets starting at $45 for his stand up
watching Nic Cage's criteron closet episode and I realize how very much believable it is that the man bought a pyramid and a t rex just because
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
watching Nic Cage's criteron closet episode and I realize how very much believable it is that the man bought a pyramid and a t rex just because
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Why does every presidential corruption scandal revolve around Deep Throat?
November 15, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Why does every presidential corruption scandal revolve around Deep Throat?
Me: one of these days i *will* make you watch les mis. Its.a great story about a criminal, and a rebellion, and killing cops...
Other half: i know, you've told me the plot. I just dont like musicals. If they had a movie without all the singsongy shit..
Me: oh! You're in luck, i like liam neeson
Other half: i know, you've told me the plot. I just dont like musicals. If they had a movie without all the singsongy shit..
Me: oh! You're in luck, i like liam neeson
November 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Me: one of these days i *will* make you watch les mis. Its.a great story about a criminal, and a rebellion, and killing cops...
Other half: i know, you've told me the plot. I just dont like musicals. If they had a movie without all the singsongy shit..
Me: oh! You're in luck, i like liam neeson
Other half: i know, you've told me the plot. I just dont like musicals. If they had a movie without all the singsongy shit..
Me: oh! You're in luck, i like liam neeson
I really really want to set the kids that are all full of purity culture "there's too much sex on tv" messaging, and just do a channel of straight 70s programming ads and all, and go "we've come a long way in giving you options, you think there's too much sex on tv *now*?"
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I really really want to set the kids that are all full of purity culture "there's too much sex on tv" messaging, and just do a channel of straight 70s programming ads and all, and go "we've come a long way in giving you options, you think there's too much sex on tv *now*?"
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bennet foddys getting over it: may i offer you an egg in this trying time edition is annoyingly addictive
November 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
bennet foddys getting over it: may i offer you an egg in this trying time edition is annoyingly addictive
every time i think about smarthome stuff i just watch clips of ozzy fighting his creston and am reminded of why its a horrible idea
November 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
every time i think about smarthome stuff i just watch clips of ozzy fighting his creston and am reminded of why its a horrible idea
find me a video more 1990 than Faith No More's Epic, i dare you
November 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
find me a video more 1990 than Faith No More's Epic, i dare you
youtu.be/J1NHGypezNw?... this is the only thing that rivals the Hoff's Hooked on a Feeling for best use of green screen in a music video
Jan Terri - Hot Dog Baby (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Jan Terri
youtu.be
November 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
youtu.be/J1NHGypezNw?... this is the only thing that rivals the Hoff's Hooked on a Feeling for best use of green screen in a music video
the greatest thing on earth is watching a youtube channel of a guy whos got a bunch of RC heavy equpiment, and there's a video where he uses it to build an RC dirt track for other rc cars
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
the greatest thing on earth is watching a youtube channel of a guy whos got a bunch of RC heavy equpiment, and there's a video where he uses it to build an RC dirt track for other rc cars
gonna laugh if all WVU gets in this game are safeties and wins
November 8, 2025 at 5:43 PM
gonna laugh if all WVU gets in this game are safeties and wins
came across someone on shorts who has a Belgian Malinois/Border Collie mix and i'm pretty sure that dog is smarter than half the US populace
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
came across someone on shorts who has a Belgian Malinois/Border Collie mix and i'm pretty sure that dog is smarter than half the US populace
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share if you remember drink from
HOSE change the CHANNEL rent a VHS TAPE eat BREAD
HOSE change the CHANNEL rent a VHS TAPE eat BREAD
one of my all-time most thought about posts is a deleted tweet where a guy said "young people don't even know what these are anymore" with this picture
November 5, 2025 at 11:19 PM
share if you remember drink from
HOSE change the CHANNEL rent a VHS TAPE eat BREAD
HOSE change the CHANNEL rent a VHS TAPE eat BREAD
joe flacco threw a career game, and the bengals defense was so bad even a mediocre performance from caleb williams and two amazing performances from some rookies managed to win
November 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
joe flacco threw a career game, and the bengals defense was so bad even a mediocre performance from caleb williams and two amazing performances from some rookies managed to win
i will say, the bengals offence is not what lost this game, cause holy shit, flacco is having an amazing game.
November 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i will say, the bengals offence is not what lost this game, cause holy shit, flacco is having an amazing game.
well, that challenge went the wrong way for the bengals
November 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
well, that challenge went the wrong way for the bengals
tee higgins is the only reason the bengals are hanging in this game
November 2, 2025 at 9:00 PM
tee higgins is the only reason the bengals are hanging in this game
the sad thing is we still have a long way to go to get the series to come anywhere close to the 2017 world series that averaged 4:17 duration with an 11 inning game and a 5 hour 10 inning game and some of the longer 9 inning games.
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 AM
the sad thing is we still have a long way to go to get the series to come anywhere close to the 2017 world series that averaged 4:17 duration with an 11 inning game and a 5 hour 10 inning game and some of the longer 9 inning games.
here's to another 18 inning game
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
here's to another 18 inning game
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F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
F. Scott Fitzgerald: In my book I invented Gatsby lifestyle as a cautionary tale
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
The president: At long last, we have created the Gatsby lifestyle from the classic novel The Great Gatsby
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If you can answer this question this is your reminder to schedule a colonoscopy.
November 1, 2025 at 1:33 PM
If you can answer this question this is your reminder to schedule a colonoscopy.
Dont get me wrong, its very pretty, but the sun shouldnt be rising still at 9 am
October 30, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Dont get me wrong, its very pretty, but the sun shouldnt be rising still at 9 am