𝙍𝙚𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙚 𝙄𝙣 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙊𝙛 𝘼𝙙𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙞𝙩𝙮.
@resoluteruler.bsky.social
Independent portrayal of Dark Cacao Cookie. Parody account. Standard DNI.
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//Dark Cacao Cookie enters Bluesky.
//Dark Cacao Cookie enters Bluesky.
Reposted by 𝙍𝙚𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙚 𝙄𝙣 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙊𝙛 𝘼𝙙𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙞𝙩𝙮.
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"The Jester... One of the Beasts. Have you succumbed to the Beast?"
"The Jester... One of the Beasts. Have you succumbed to the Beast?"
"...A lot. Mainly the deceitful jester."
"Pure Vanilla Cookie. How have you been-"
( he notes the change in attitude. )
"...You are always bright and cheerful. What has befallen you for this change of attire?"
( he notes the change in attitude. )
"...You are always bright and cheerful. What has befallen you for this change of attire?"
May 8, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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"The Jester... One of the Beasts. Have you succumbed to the Beast?"
"The Jester... One of the Beasts. Have you succumbed to the Beast?"
"Pure Vanilla Cookie. How have you been-"
( he notes the change in attitude. )
"...You are always bright and cheerful. What has befallen you for this change of attire?"
( he notes the change in attitude. )
"...You are always bright and cheerful. What has befallen you for this change of attire?"
"...Cacao."
//Pinned.
//Dark Cacao Cookie enters Bluesky.
//Dark Cacao Cookie enters Bluesky.
May 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"Pure Vanilla Cookie. How have you been-"
( he notes the change in attitude. )
"...You are always bright and cheerful. What has befallen you for this change of attire?"
( he notes the change in attitude. )
"...You are always bright and cheerful. What has befallen you for this change of attire?"
"We are used to such. Power is... Caramel Arrow Cookie describes it as... 'iffy'. The subjects are healthy. They are strong, and proud."
That would explain it! I do hope you as well as all your denizens are well after such a disaster! :(
"I have not checked back in... a while. A snowstorm had knocked out power for a time."
May 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
"We are used to such. Power is... Caramel Arrow Cookie describes it as... 'iffy'. The subjects are healthy. They are strong, and proud."
"I have not checked back in... a while. A snowstorm had knocked out power for a time."
I assume you have not been kept up to date on my posts, so I will so lindlyinform you! I and a small band of supporters have been rebuilding my kingdom outside of the virtual! From scratch!
If anything? I may be putting in more footwork for my kingdom than you are for yours nowadays!
If anything? I may be putting in more footwork for my kingdom than you are for yours nowadays!
"I see. Whilst you can take breaks, I cannot. Even without the... care of my subjects, I would not dare rest until my Kingdom, and its inhabitants, are confirmed safe for elongated periods of time."
May 7, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"I have not checked back in... a while. A snowstorm had knocked out power for a time."
"I see. Whilst you can take breaks, I cannot. Even without the... care of my subjects, I would not dare rest until my Kingdom, and its inhabitants, are confirmed safe for elongated periods of time."
I have found myself skipping my own breaks and forgoing rest to in favor of working on this project of mine, and noticed myself acting quite sour and stern! Just yesterday, I had been sounding quite similar to your mumblings about snowstorms!
That being said, you still need rest! (I do too!)
That being said, you still need rest! (I do too!)
"And what transpired to... cause such a change?"
( confusion. )
( confusion. )
May 7, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"I see. Whilst you can take breaks, I cannot. Even without the... care of my subjects, I would not dare rest until my Kingdom, and its inhabitants, are confirmed safe for elongated periods of time."
"And what transpired to... cause such a change?"
( confusion. )
( confusion. )
@resoluteruler.bsky.social I, golden sovereign, would like to ~oh so humbly~ take back anything I may have said in the past about your tone, grumbliness, and stern demeanor, for I believe I have come to better understand your perspective in these recent months.
May 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
"And what transpired to... cause such a change?"
( confusion. )
( confusion. )
...
"Unfortunately, the melting point is too low for it to be suitable. It is why I had set my kingdom up here, in the frozen tundra. It will melt at 32° Celsius."
[ Cacao sighs. ]
"Perhaps I can assist in finding other materials."
"Unfortunately, the melting point is too low for it to be suitable. It is why I had set my kingdom up here, in the frozen tundra. It will melt at 32° Celsius."
[ Cacao sighs. ]
"Perhaps I can assist in finding other materials."
As you may have noticed, there is some SERIOUS construction taking place in my kingdom, and I figured with all the faith you put in it, should it be able to withstand the desert summers, that it would be an excellent accent to my kingdom's golden colors!
...
"Why do you want to know?"
"Why do you want to know?"
April 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
...
"Unfortunately, the melting point is too low for it to be suitable. It is why I had set my kingdom up here, in the frozen tundra. It will melt at 32° Celsius."
[ Cacao sighs. ]
"Perhaps I can assist in finding other materials."
"Unfortunately, the melting point is too low for it to be suitable. It is why I had set my kingdom up here, in the frozen tundra. It will melt at 32° Celsius."
[ Cacao sighs. ]
"Perhaps I can assist in finding other materials."
...
"Why do you want to know?"
"Why do you want to know?"
Ohhhh @resoluteruler.bsky.social!! dear friend of mine!!! Do tell, what is the melting point of the chocolate you use to reinforce those grand walls of yours?
April 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
...
"Why do you want to know?"
"Why do you want to know?"
...
[ Cacao does understand the importance, but he simply cannot find time for it . He's always struggled with time management. ]
[ Cacao does understand the importance, but he simply cannot find time for it . He's always struggled with time management. ]
Yes yes, that much I understand, believe it or not I also have been tending to my own. Quite busily so.
But finding time to enjoy something and reset yourself for the next task is just as important! Do take care of yourself, my dear friend.
But finding time to enjoy something and reset yourself for the next task is just as important! Do take care of yourself, my dear friend.
...
[ Sigh. ]
"Perhaps you and the others seek leisure, but I do not. I cannot, as my duty stands above all else."
[ Sigh. ]
"Perhaps you and the others seek leisure, but I do not. I cannot, as my duty stands above all else."
April 22, 2025 at 9:04 PM
...
[ Cacao does understand the importance, but he simply cannot find time for it . He's always struggled with time management. ]
[ Cacao does understand the importance, but he simply cannot find time for it . He's always struggled with time management. ]
...
[ Sigh. ]
"Perhaps you and the others seek leisure, but I do not. I cannot, as my duty stands above all else."
[ Sigh. ]
"Perhaps you and the others seek leisure, but I do not. I cannot, as my duty stands above all else."
You do make a fair point, but must you ALWAYS be so unmoving and resolute?
Us old heroes absolutely NEED to plan some leisure time together, whenever we find a moment of peace.
Us old heroes absolutely NEED to plan some leisure time together, whenever we find a moment of peace.
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"Alas, I cannot. For if the Wall is breached by the threats from the Licorice Sea, my people may crumble. And the threats from Beast Yeast still persist, for I have heard rumors that two more Beasts have yet to emerge."
"Alas, I cannot. For if the Wall is breached by the threats from the Licorice Sea, my people may crumble. And the threats from Beast Yeast still persist, for I have heard rumors that two more Beasts have yet to emerge."
April 22, 2025 at 8:56 PM
...
[ Sigh. ]
"Perhaps you and the others seek leisure, but I do not. I cannot, as my duty stands above all else."
[ Sigh. ]
"Perhaps you and the others seek leisure, but I do not. I cannot, as my duty stands above all else."
...
[ Cacao breathes in, then out. His Soul Jam shines brightly. ]
"I must stay. The Wall crumbled in hours the last time it fell. If a Beast attacks, it will fall in mere minutes. As much as I want to, I cannot."
[ Cacao breathes in, then out. His Soul Jam shines brightly. ]
"I must stay. The Wall crumbled in hours the last time it fell. If a Beast attacks, it will fall in mere minutes. As much as I want to, I cannot."
All the more reason to catch a break before the opportunity passes! Surely your most well-trained-and-honorable know how to handle themselves for a couple of days!
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"Alas, I cannot. For if the Wall is breached by the threats from the Licorice Sea, my people may crumble. And the threats from Beast Yeast still persist, for I have heard rumors that two more Beasts have yet to emerge."
"Alas, I cannot. For if the Wall is breached by the threats from the Licorice Sea, my people may crumble. And the threats from Beast Yeast still persist, for I have heard rumors that two more Beasts have yet to emerge."
April 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
...
[ Cacao breathes in, then out. His Soul Jam shines brightly. ]
"I must stay. The Wall crumbled in hours the last time it fell. If a Beast attacks, it will fall in mere minutes. As much as I want to, I cannot."
[ Cacao breathes in, then out. His Soul Jam shines brightly. ]
"I must stay. The Wall crumbled in hours the last time it fell. If a Beast attacks, it will fall in mere minutes. As much as I want to, I cannot."
...
"Alas, I cannot. For if the Wall is breached by the threats from the Licorice Sea, my people may crumble. And the threats from Beast Yeast still persist, for I have heard rumors that two more Beasts have yet to emerge."
"Alas, I cannot. For if the Wall is breached by the threats from the Licorice Sea, my people may crumble. And the threats from Beast Yeast still persist, for I have heard rumors that two more Beasts have yet to emerge."
Far too long! You simply must give those frigid mountains a break and come visit!
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"Golden Cheese Cookie. How long has it been since our last encounter?"
"Golden Cheese Cookie. How long has it been since our last encounter?"
April 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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"Alas, I cannot. For if the Wall is breached by the threats from the Licorice Sea, my people may crumble. And the threats from Beast Yeast still persist, for I have heard rumors that two more Beasts have yet to emerge."
"Alas, I cannot. For if the Wall is breached by the threats from the Licorice Sea, my people may crumble. And the threats from Beast Yeast still persist, for I have heard rumors that two more Beasts have yet to emerge."
...
"Golden Cheese Cookie. How long has it been since our last encounter?"
"Golden Cheese Cookie. How long has it been since our last encounter?"
Hello old friend! I must say, I'm almost shocked to see that you too have made a profile!
//Pinned.
//Dark Cacao Cookie enters Bluesky.
//Dark Cacao Cookie enters Bluesky.
April 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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"Golden Cheese Cookie. How long has it been since our last encounter?"
"Golden Cheese Cookie. How long has it been since our last encounter?"
//throws int bait and runs
April 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
//throws int bait and runs
Reposted by 𝙍𝙚𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙚 𝙄𝙣 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙁𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙊𝙛 𝘼𝙙𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙨𝙞𝙩𝙮.
flower⠀𑁍⠀girl suddenly my attention is demanded
April 14, 2025 at 11:51 AM
flower⠀𑁍⠀girl suddenly my attention is demanded
//LMAO- NAWWWWW
hoyoverse upon ye
(@beastofdeciet.bsky.social)
//Dark Cacao worries about the threat of the Beasts. More Specifically, the return of Mystic Flour Cookie.
//Dark Cacao worries about the threat of the Beasts. More Specifically, the return of Mystic Flour Cookie.
April 14, 2025 at 11:41 AM
//LMAO- NAWWWWW
//woe, more int bait upon thee
April 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
//woe, more int bait upon thee
//Hopefully this account here, and my Golden Cheese account over on Twitter, can satiate my brainrot for this game.
April 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
//Hopefully this account here, and my Golden Cheese account over on Twitter, can satiate my brainrot for this game.
"I see no need for happiness in most circumstances. Duty comes first. For the threats from the Licorice Sea, and the looming threat of the Beasts keep my focus away from such acts."
' if you came with a warning.. it would say, "BEWARE! MAJOR EMO AHEAD! TREAD WITH CAUTION!"
but that's just my opinion! '
but that's just my opinion! '
//Interaction bait. Replies and quotes appreciated.
April 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
"I see no need for happiness in most circumstances. Duty comes first. For the threats from the Licorice Sea, and the looming threat of the Beasts keep my focus away from such acts."
//Interaction bait. Replies and quotes appreciated.
April 12, 2025 at 8:18 PM
//Interaction bait. Replies and quotes appreciated.
//Pinned.
//Dark Cacao Cookie enters Bluesky.
//Dark Cacao Cookie enters Bluesky.
April 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
//Pinned.
//Dark Cacao Cookie enters Bluesky.
//Dark Cacao Cookie enters Bluesky.