★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ
@bananasplitter.bsky.social
ᯓ★ 𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂 .ᐟ 𝘽𝘼𝙉𝘼𝙉𝘼 𝙋𝙃𝙊𝙉𝙀 .ᐟ
Pinned
★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ
@bananasplitter.bsky.social
· Aug 23
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐆
𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐆
𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙂 .ᐟ 𝙋𝘼𝙉𝘼𝙉𝘼 𝙋𝙃𝙊𝙉𝙀 .ᐟ
𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐆
𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙂 .ᐟ 𝙋𝘼𝙉𝘼𝙉𝘼 𝙋𝙃𝙊𝙉𝙀 .ᐟ
. . .
heh .
HEHE
HAHA
HAHAHAHA HEE HAHA HEE HEE
( SNORT )
HA HA
( SNORT )
heh .
HEHE
HAHA
HAHAHAHA HEE HAHA HEE HEE
( SNORT )
HA HA
( SNORT )
Pfft. . . I guess you could say 1x got. . .
[ Snickering. . . ]
Mass deflection-ed—
[ Snickering. . . ]
Mass deflection-ed—
August 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
. . .
heh .
HEHE
HAHA
HAHAHAHA HEE HAHA HEE HEE
( SNORT )
HA HA
( SNORT )
heh .
HEHE
HAHA
HAHAHAHA HEE HAHA HEE HEE
( SNORT )
HA HA
( SNORT )
( laughter from down the hallway .ᐟ.ᐟ )
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.ᐣ.ᐟ
( just. comedically RAGDOLLING off the couch .̲.̲.̲ falling flat on their face on the floor. Ouch. )
spl1t .ᐟ >:(
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.ᐣ.ᐟ
( just. comedically RAGDOLLING off the couch .̲.̲.̲ falling flat on their face on the floor. Ouch. )
spl1t .ᐟ >:(
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( sliding a slippery banana peel on the side of his bed .
scampering off .ᐟ.ᐟ )
scampering off .ᐟ.ᐟ )
August 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
( laughter from down the hallway .ᐟ.ᐟ )
( sliding a slippery banana peel on the side of his bed .
scampering off .ᐟ.ᐟ )
scampering off .ᐟ.ᐟ )
August 23, 2025 at 2:16 PM
( sliding a slippery banana peel on the side of his bed .
scampering off .ᐟ.ᐟ )
scampering off .ᐟ.ᐟ )
( staring with dilated eyes like some kind of dog .
the one time girl locked in and it's for virtual pong . )
the one time girl locked in and it's for virtual pong . )
ᅠᅠ
°•Playing pong on her screen•°
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°•Playing pong on her screen•°
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August 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
( staring with dilated eyes like some kind of dog .
the one time girl locked in and it's for virtual pong . )
the one time girl locked in and it's for virtual pong . )
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐆
𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐆
𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙂 .ᐟ 𝙋𝘼𝙉𝘼𝙉𝘼 𝙋𝙃𝙊𝙉𝙀 .ᐟ
𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐆
𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙂 .ᐟ 𝙋𝘼𝙉𝘼𝙉𝘼 𝙋𝙃𝙊𝙉𝙀 .ᐟ
August 23, 2025 at 12:09 PM
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐆
𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐆
𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙂 .ᐟ 𝙋𝘼𝙉𝘼𝙉𝘼 𝙋𝙃𝙊𝙉𝙀 .ᐟ
𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐏𝐎𝐍𝐆
𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙂 .ᐟ 𝙋𝘼𝙉𝘼𝙉𝘼 𝙋𝙃𝙊𝙉𝙀 .ᐟ
zipper.
apologies about recent inactivity
it's my birthday week so me and my family have been going everywhere to celebrate
apologies about recent inactivity
it's my birthday week so me and my family have been going everywhere to celebrate
July 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
zipper.
apologies about recent inactivity
it's my birthday week so me and my family have been going everywhere to celebrate
apologies about recent inactivity
it's my birthday week so me and my family have been going everywhere to celebrate
that isn't ragequittting Infected , that's . .
that's just abusing your controller .
that's just abusing your controller .
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1 RAGE QU1T CUZ S0ME0NE K1LLED ME 1NGAME
1 swear That 1 d0n’t usually d0 th1s
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1 RAGE QU1T CUZ S0ME0NE K1LLED ME 1NGAME
1 swear That 1 d0n’t usually d0 th1s
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i genuinely don't have a joke for this what the fuck happened
July 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
that isn't ragequittting Infected , that's . .
that's just abusing your controller .
that's just abusing your controller .
zipper.
Regretevator is just walk through floors and collect npcs with LORE!!!
Forsaken is do machines run from killer get malice become killer kill everyone and EVERYONE has LORE!!!
Regretevator is just walk through floors and collect npcs with LORE!!!
Forsaken is do machines run from killer get malice become killer kill everyone and EVERYONE has LORE!!!
July 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
zipper.
Regretevator is just walk through floors and collect npcs with LORE!!!
Forsaken is do machines run from killer get malice become killer kill everyone and EVERYONE has LORE!!!
Regretevator is just walk through floors and collect npcs with LORE!!!
Forsaken is do machines run from killer get malice become killer kill everyone and EVERYONE has LORE!!!
i genuinely don't have a joke for this what the fuck happened
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um
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um
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July 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
i genuinely don't have a joke for this what the fuck happened
understandable .ᐟ
they didn't laugh at my jokes :(
* bwomp .
they didn't laugh at my jokes :(
* bwomp .
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1’m ch1ll w1th L1ke. Every1 brah .ᐟ
But ... That grad1ent.
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1’m ch1ll w1th L1ke. Every1 brah .ᐟ
But ... That grad1ent.
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July 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
understandable .ᐟ
they didn't laugh at my jokes :(
* bwomp .
they didn't laugh at my jokes :(
* bwomp .
infected , i didnt know you were chill with the ' hateies ' .ᐟ
July 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
infected , i didnt know you were chill with the ' hateies ' .ᐟ
Reposted by ★ 𝐒𝐏𝐋𝐈𝐓 .ᐟ
why do i hear boss music .ᐣ 💧
July 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
why do i hear boss music .ᐣ 💧
heheh . . ✨
thank you .ᐟ
* taking about . . like , 7 .
thank you .ᐟ
* taking about . . like , 7 .
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( giggling. )
st1ll mak1ng th0se s1lly j0kes .ᐣ haha .ᐟ sure .ᐟ why n0t .ᐣ
( giving the box to her so she’s free to grab as many blind bags she wants. )
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( giggling. )
st1ll mak1ng th0se s1lly j0kes .ᐣ haha .ᐟ sure .ᐟ why n0t .ᐣ
( giving the box to her so she’s free to grab as many blind bags she wants. )
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* eyes dilating , oh god .
could i lend a ' hoof ' .ᐣ
could i lend a ' hoof ' .ᐣ
July 23, 2025 at 3:29 PM
heheh . . ✨
thank you .ᐟ
* taking about . . like , 7 .
thank you .ᐟ
* taking about . . like , 7 .
* eyes dilating , oh god .
could i lend a ' hoof ' .ᐣ
could i lend a ' hoof ' .ᐣ
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ya .ᐟ.ᐟ ^_^
1’m try1ng 2 get p1nk1e p1e .ᐟ
( it’s a huge box of them. might need help opening themˎ but she’s far too excited to care. )
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ya .ᐟ.ᐟ ^_^
1’m try1ng 2 get p1nk1e p1e .ᐟ
( it’s a huge box of them. might need help opening themˎ but she’s far too excited to care. )
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July 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM
* eyes dilating , oh god .
could i lend a ' hoof ' .ᐣ
could i lend a ' hoof ' .ᐣ
* watching over their shoulder .ᐟ.ᐟ
are those like . . ponies .ᐣ
are those like . . ponies .ᐣ
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( unboxing more mlp blind bags... where are they getting all this robux from .ᐣ )
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( unboxing more mlp blind bags... where are they getting all this robux from .ᐣ )
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July 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
* watching over their shoulder .ᐟ.ᐟ
are those like . . ponies .ᐣ
are those like . . ponies .ᐣ
why do i hear boss music .ᐣ 💧
July 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
why do i hear boss music .ᐣ 💧
Mach , if something's up just tell me .
... nothing.
〔another instant side-eye.〕
〔another instant side-eye.〕
. . .
what .ᐣ 💧
what .ᐣ 💧
July 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Mach , if something's up just tell me .
. . .
what .ᐣ 💧
what .ᐣ 💧
...
〔split-second side-eye.〕
〔split-second side-eye.〕
i think Bivey smells delightful .ᐟ
July 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
. . .
what .ᐣ 💧
what .ᐣ 💧
i think Bivey smells delightful .ᐟ
July 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
i think Bivey smells delightful .ᐟ
there's a party .ᐣ
then ' lettuce ' celebrate like there's no tomorrow .ᐟ
then ' lettuce ' celebrate like there's no tomorrow .ᐟ
July 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
there's a party .ᐣ
then ' lettuce ' celebrate like there's no tomorrow .ᐟ
then ' lettuce ' celebrate like there's no tomorrow .ᐟ
you ' butter ' believe it .ᐟ
〔she chuckles slightly...〕
you 'gouda' be kidding me, a Split without some comedy, that's 'rotten', haha.
you wouldn't be yourself if you didn't have your jokes, to be honest.
you 'gouda' be kidding me, a Split without some comedy, that's 'rotten', haha.
you wouldn't be yourself if you didn't have your jokes, to be honest.
a Split with no jokes .ᐣ
that would clearly be an ' impasta ' .ᐟ
a bad one at that .ᐟ
that would clearly be an ' impasta ' .ᐟ
a bad one at that .ᐟ
July 19, 2025 at 1:49 AM
you ' butter ' believe it .ᐟ
a Split with no jokes .ᐣ
that would clearly be an ' impasta ' .ᐟ
a bad one at that .ᐟ
that would clearly be an ' impasta ' .ᐟ
a bad one at that .ᐟ
i never said you're a cannibal, just that people might get the wrong idea... 💧
〔trying to hide a smile at the 'that's bananas' line, her lips curl up slightly...〕
thought it was weird when you didn't make one of your puns for more than two minutes, haha.
〔trying to hide a smile at the 'that's bananas' line, her lips curl up slightly...〕
thought it was weird when you didn't make one of your puns for more than two minutes, haha.
just because i'm half banana doesn't mean that I'm a cannibal .ᐟ
that's like saying that all humans are cannibals because they eat meat .ᐟ
that'd be bananas .ᐟ
that's like saying that all humans are cannibals because they eat meat .ᐟ
that'd be bananas .ᐟ
July 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
a Split with no jokes .ᐣ
that would clearly be an ' impasta ' .ᐟ
a bad one at that .ᐟ
that would clearly be an ' impasta ' .ᐟ
a bad one at that .ᐟ
just because i'm half banana doesn't mean that I'm a cannibal .ᐟ
that's like saying that all humans are cannibals because they eat meat .ᐟ
that'd be bananas .ᐟ
that's like saying that all humans are cannibals because they eat meat .ᐟ
that'd be bananas .ᐟ
... you know, I figured they'd look at you weird because
〔looks at the fruittaur's shell...〕
you're kind of part banana, yourself.
but, maybe, just maybe barfing over food is overexaggeration if I've ever seen it, and it makes a mess...
〔looks at the fruittaur's shell...〕
you're kind of part banana, yourself.
but, maybe, just maybe barfing over food is overexaggeration if I've ever seen it, and it makes a mess...
yeah , all the time .ᐟ
it was only the first time i saw someone barf that i realized not everyone eats banana pizza . . 💧
it was only the first time i saw someone barf that i realized not everyone eats banana pizza . . 💧
July 19, 2025 at 12:41 AM
just because i'm half banana doesn't mean that I'm a cannibal .ᐟ
that's like saying that all humans are cannibals because they eat meat .ᐟ
that'd be bananas .ᐟ
that's like saying that all humans are cannibals because they eat meat .ᐟ
that'd be bananas .ᐟ
yeah , all the time .ᐟ
it was only the first time i saw someone barf that i realized not everyone eats banana pizza . . 💧
it was only the first time i saw someone barf that i realized not everyone eats banana pizza . . 💧
what, am I supposed to go and get it? I could, but,
might be easier if you could just, wait to get to my office, and put the pizza in the table.
that is based off pretty quick assumptions, who knows.
i have to ask, don't you get weird looks whenever you get anything banana related to eat?
might be easier if you could just, wait to get to my office, and put the pizza in the table.
that is based off pretty quick assumptions, who knows.
i have to ask, don't you get weird looks whenever you get anything banana related to eat?
i think i have one more pizza box left in my fridge .ᐟ
July 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
yeah , all the time .ᐟ
it was only the first time i saw someone barf that i realized not everyone eats banana pizza . . 💧
it was only the first time i saw someone barf that i realized not everyone eats banana pizza . . 💧