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@researchingevil.bsky.social
i take off to a world unknown, giving a ride to hopes!
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singing, dancing, drawing, words...i'll send them all out!
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singing, dancing, drawing, words...i'll send them all out!
*slowly peeking up from behind the counter. his stupidass bright orange high vis construction hat made his attempt at stealth backfire really badly.
soon ducking back down.*
(THAT IS ABSOLUTELY A TASER ON A STICK IM COOKED. WHO THE FUCK IS THISSS)
soon ducking back down.*
(THAT IS ABSOLUTELY A TASER ON A STICK IM COOKED. WHO THE FUCK IS THISSS)
DON'T WORRY YOU CAN OPEN UP! I won't do anything! Promise!
(chat watch me hit this clip)
[ Crossing his fingers behind his back. ]
(chat watch me hit this clip)
[ Crossing his fingers behind his back. ]
February 17, 2026 at 5:59 AM
*slowly peeking up from behind the counter. his stupidass bright orange high vis construction hat made his attempt at stealth backfire really badly.
soon ducking back down.*
(THAT IS ABSOLUTELY A TASER ON A STICK IM COOKED. WHO THE FUCK IS THISSS)
soon ducking back down.*
(THAT IS ABSOLUTELY A TASER ON A STICK IM COOKED. WHO THE FUCK IS THISSS)
theres a guy standing outside the shop ominously and im lowkey scared to reopen
February 17, 2026 at 5:39 AM
theres a guy standing outside the shop ominously and im lowkey scared to reopen
sooo you chastize me for giving money away and then suggest we go to the number one give your money away spot??
*sticking his tongue out! relaxing a little, this was his best buddy. no reason to be nervous.*
sounds awesome! i can show you the spots where everyone leaves their spare tokens behind.
*sticking his tongue out! relaxing a little, this was his best buddy. no reason to be nervous.*
sounds awesome! i can show you the spots where everyone leaves their spare tokens behind.
[ H3LP3R stopped in his processes. He didn't expect to get that far. What about... No, what if she didn't like that place. But maybe... Ehh, it'd be too crowded. ]
UHHH. . . I D0NT KN0W. H0W AB0UT WE, G0 T0 THE, UH.
THE ARCADE? 0N CITY SLICE?
UHHH. . . I D0NT KN0W. H0W AB0UT WE, G0 T0 THE, UH.
THE ARCADE? 0N CITY SLICE?
*speechless. honestly speechless!! girl stop trying to talk you look like a fish.
soon gathering his wits and standing, putting up a closed sign and shutting off the lights in the shop. settling next to him...standing awkwardly.*
i think it'd be awesome, then!! uh. got anywhere in mind to go?
soon gathering his wits and standing, putting up a closed sign and shutting off the lights in the shop. settling next to him...standing awkwardly.*
i think it'd be awesome, then!! uh. got anywhere in mind to go?
February 14, 2026 at 8:26 PM
sooo you chastize me for giving money away and then suggest we go to the number one give your money away spot??
*sticking his tongue out! relaxing a little, this was his best buddy. no reason to be nervous.*
sounds awesome! i can show you the spots where everyone leaves their spare tokens behind.
*sticking his tongue out! relaxing a little, this was his best buddy. no reason to be nervous.*
sounds awesome! i can show you the spots where everyone leaves their spare tokens behind.
*speechless. honestly speechless!! girl stop trying to talk you look like a fish.
soon gathering his wits and standing, putting up a closed sign and shutting off the lights in the shop. settling next to him...standing awkwardly.*
i think it'd be awesome, then!! uh. got anywhere in mind to go?
soon gathering his wits and standing, putting up a closed sign and shutting off the lights in the shop. settling next to him...standing awkwardly.*
i think it'd be awesome, then!! uh. got anywhere in mind to go?
[ Facepalm. ]
THIS IS WHAT I MEAN. THIS IS N0T A DEAL, THIS IS A GIVEAWAY.
AND I SAID WHAT I SAID. IF IT IS THAT DIRE, I CAN BE Y0UR SPIRE.
[ Doodling on a cheesy ass grin. He is not taking this seriously, but his offer seems genuine. ]
THIS IS WHAT I MEAN. THIS IS N0T A DEAL, THIS IS A GIVEAWAY.
AND I SAID WHAT I SAID. IF IT IS THAT DIRE, I CAN BE Y0UR SPIRE.
[ Doodling on a cheesy ass grin. He is not taking this seriously, but his offer seems genuine. ]
i mean...everyone loves a good deal AND a good challenge! i'm just staying on theme. i feel like some people would get a kick out of trying.
*...taking a second to process the last part of what he said.*
wait, you'll WHAT? /////
*...taking a second to process the last part of what he said.*
wait, you'll WHAT? /////
February 14, 2026 at 2:01 PM
*speechless. honestly speechless!! girl stop trying to talk you look like a fish.
soon gathering his wits and standing, putting up a closed sign and shutting off the lights in the shop. settling next to him...standing awkwardly.*
i think it'd be awesome, then!! uh. got anywhere in mind to go?
soon gathering his wits and standing, putting up a closed sign and shutting off the lights in the shop. settling next to him...standing awkwardly.*
i think it'd be awesome, then!! uh. got anywhere in mind to go?
i mean...everyone loves a good deal AND a good challenge! i'm just staying on theme. i feel like some people would get a kick out of trying.
*...taking a second to process the last part of what he said.*
wait, you'll WHAT? /////
*...taking a second to process the last part of what he said.*
wait, you'll WHAT? /////
N0T T0 BE A D0WNER, BUT THIS FEELS... C0NTRIVED.
IF Y0U'RE THAT DESPERATE F0R THE FEELING 0F THE DAY, I WILL G0 0UT WITH Y0U.
IF Y0U'RE THAT DESPERATE F0R THE FEELING 0F THE DAY, I WILL G0 0UT WITH Y0U.
we're running a special promotion today!! if you can get my heart racing you can have any item in the shop completely for free!
good luck volunteers! or should i say valentines...?
good luck volunteers! or should i say valentines...?
February 14, 2026 at 1:32 PM
i mean...everyone loves a good deal AND a good challenge! i'm just staying on theme. i feel like some people would get a kick out of trying.
*...taking a second to process the last part of what he said.*
wait, you'll WHAT? /////
*...taking a second to process the last part of what he said.*
wait, you'll WHAT? /////
we're running a special promotion today!! if you can get my heart racing you can have any item in the shop completely for free!
good luck volunteers! or should i say valentines...?
good luck volunteers! or should i say valentines...?
February 14, 2026 at 12:48 PM
we're running a special promotion today!! if you can get my heart racing you can have any item in the shop completely for free!
good luck volunteers! or should i say valentines...?
good luck volunteers! or should i say valentines...?
dude. fuck. yes
February 13, 2026 at 5:14 AM
dude. fuck. yes
GOOD NEWS!!! helper and i arent fighting anymore!!
bad...good....middling? news? i have no idea when or how we stopped fighting we just did. it was like someone snapped their fingers and things were back to normal
bad...good....middling? news? i have no idea when or how we stopped fighting we just did. it was like someone snapped their fingers and things were back to normal
February 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
GOOD NEWS!!! helper and i arent fighting anymore!!
bad...good....middling? news? i have no idea when or how we stopped fighting we just did. it was like someone snapped their fingers and things were back to normal
bad...good....middling? news? i have no idea when or how we stopped fighting we just did. it was like someone snapped their fingers and things were back to normal
ive been overhearing some uh...pretty rancid things. O_O;;
maybe i should go apologize to helper...he isnt nearly this bad. im realizing he could be so much worse
maybe i should go apologize to helper...he isnt nearly this bad. im realizing he could be so much worse
February 8, 2026 at 11:54 PM
ive been overhearing some uh...pretty rancid things. O_O;;
maybe i should go apologize to helper...he isnt nearly this bad. im realizing he could be so much worse
maybe i should go apologize to helper...he isnt nearly this bad. im realizing he could be so much worse
it's not that i don't care so much as i just kinda forget. i lock in so hard it feels like anything outside my peripheral vision stops existing, yknow?
it's a blessing and a curse. a blessing while i'm playing but a curse once i do put down the system. = =;;;
it's a blessing and a curse. a blessing while i'm playing but a curse once i do put down the system. = =;;;
my fav0r1te 1s called f1zz up! 1ts pretty much the best s0da ever made!!!
mmh.. ( sniffle. ) what d0 u mean? 1’m ch1ll. th1s 1s just h0w 1’ve always been l1ke! pe0ple say 1 need a d0c 0r whatevs, but 1 d0n’t rly th1nk s0! ^_^
mmh.. ( sniffle. ) what d0 u mean? 1’m ch1ll. th1s 1s just h0w 1’ve always been l1ke! pe0ple say 1 need a d0c 0r whatevs, but 1 d0n’t rly th1nk s0! ^_^
February 8, 2026 at 8:36 AM
it's not that i don't care so much as i just kinda forget. i lock in so hard it feels like anything outside my peripheral vision stops existing, yknow?
it's a blessing and a curse. a blessing while i'm playing but a curse once i do put down the system. = =;;;
it's a blessing and a curse. a blessing while i'm playing but a curse once i do put down the system. = =;;;
my buddy reminds me to drink water a lot too...soda isn't the best for hydration so it's coming from a place of care. it's just hard advice to take when you're five hours into trying to full combo that one song and you can feel your eyes drooping but will stop at nothing to get it.
d0es 1t matter ?? :|
( you just dont drink that much soda. its common sense kasper. )
( you just dont drink that much soda. its common sense kasper. )
February 8, 2026 at 8:00 AM
my buddy reminds me to drink water a lot too...soda isn't the best for hydration so it's coming from a place of care. it's just hard advice to take when you're five hours into trying to full combo that one song and you can feel your eyes drooping but will stop at nothing to get it.
is that the pink stuff constantly dripping out of your nose?? i don't remember bloxy cola having a strawberry flavor but that sounds kinda good.... <- she is focusing on the Wrong Thing.
i guess i just gotta work up to it. do you have any tips besides just chugging a bunch of the stuff??
i guess i just gotta work up to it. do you have any tips besides just chugging a bunch of the stuff??
0k !! what u d0 1s...
uh..
just dr1nk them ?? 1 guess n0t all 0f them at the same time but— 1 k1nda felt super nause0us next day, 1 d1dnt wanna eat anyth1ng. 1dk 1f u wanna d0 dat :/
1 0nly d1d cuz my b0dy 1s made 0f s0da, n0t water. B)
(bro??)
uh..
just dr1nk them ?? 1 guess n0t all 0f them at the same time but— 1 k1nda felt super nause0us next day, 1 d1dnt wanna eat anyth1ng. 1dk 1f u wanna d0 dat :/
1 0nly d1d cuz my b0dy 1s made 0f s0da, n0t water. B)
(bro??)
dude, what?!?!?!?!?
how did you do all that without throwing up? can you teach me??? :0
how did you do all that without throwing up? can you teach me??? :0
February 8, 2026 at 7:41 AM
is that the pink stuff constantly dripping out of your nose?? i don't remember bloxy cola having a strawberry flavor but that sounds kinda good.... <- she is focusing on the Wrong Thing.
i guess i just gotta work up to it. do you have any tips besides just chugging a bunch of the stuff??
i guess i just gotta work up to it. do you have any tips besides just chugging a bunch of the stuff??
dude, what?!?!?!?!?
how did you do all that without throwing up? can you teach me??? :0
how did you do all that without throwing up? can you teach me??? :0
surely 1ts n0t dat bad ? 1 mean 1’ve 0nly drank l1ke uuuh. mm.. maybe 20 ? (???) alm0st threw up th0. but i’m 2 strong 4 dat XD
my record's only around 12 i think....and it sucked because i didnt have any bloxy cola the next morning. so if you try be careful
February 8, 2026 at 7:25 AM
dude, what?!?!?!?!?
how did you do all that without throwing up? can you teach me??? :0
how did you do all that without throwing up? can you teach me??? :0
my record's only around 12 i think....and it sucked because i didnt have any bloxy cola the next morning. so if you try be careful
h0w many canz 0f bl0xy c0las can a pers0n dr1nk ?
Mayb3 1 can surpass da w0rld rec0rd!!1!1! O_O
new m1ssi0n 4 me.
Mayb3 1 can surpass da w0rld rec0rd!!1!1! O_O
new m1ssi0n 4 me.
February 6, 2026 at 3:48 PM
my record's only around 12 i think....and it sucked because i didnt have any bloxy cola the next morning. so if you try be careful
they stole my goats shoulders cant have shit
February 4, 2026 at 10:15 PM
they stole my goats shoulders cant have shit
computer obsolesence prevention society PLEASE hit me up i would love to help with your cause
February 4, 2026 at 8:13 PM
computer obsolesence prevention society PLEASE hit me up i would love to help with your cause
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FUCKKKK
PLEASE I NEED THIS OUHH OUHGH HARKHARKAROUUH [coughing fit]
PLEASE I NEED THIS OUHH OUHGH HARKHARKAROUUH [coughing fit]
February 3, 2026 at 6:09 AM
FUCKKKK
PLEASE I NEED THIS OUHH OUHGH HARKHARKAROUUH [coughing fit]
PLEASE I NEED THIS OUHH OUHGH HARKHARKAROUUH [coughing fit]
??? Im not fucking doing that.
February 3, 2026 at 5:02 AM
??? Im not fucking doing that.
geez, february already....i should really get a head start on taking down the christmas decorations.
...starting with what's in the kitchen. i need that one gone before it can get asked about.
...starting with what's in the kitchen. i need that one gone before it can get asked about.
February 2, 2026 at 10:09 AM
geez, february already....i should really get a head start on taking down the christmas decorations.
...starting with what's in the kitchen. i need that one gone before it can get asked about.
...starting with what's in the kitchen. i need that one gone before it can get asked about.
wha- FUCK
<- he left the noodles in too long and they got overcooked. again.
<- he left the noodles in too long and they got overcooked. again.
traditional ramen takes a lot longer to be fair. compared to that, three minutes isn't much time at all.
either way you need to keep an eye on your broth. maybe check on your noodles... ;;;
either way you need to keep an eye on your broth. maybe check on your noodles... ;;;
so whys it called instant ramen if it takes three minutes on the stove
February 2, 2026 at 7:44 AM
wha- FUCK
<- he left the noodles in too long and they got overcooked. again.
<- he left the noodles in too long and they got overcooked. again.
so whys it called instant ramen if it takes three minutes on the stove
these hibernation cravings go crazy why does seven want me to make him ramen at one in the morning
February 2, 2026 at 7:32 AM
so whys it called instant ramen if it takes three minutes on the stove
i'll point you in the right direction, yeah. i dunno if you'd want to share a usb with a stranger.
well when you do find it , can you lend me it as well . if i'm alive by the time you find it because i think that's something i need in my life desperately
i know programs built to get robots drunk Exist but tracking one down is tougher than i thought. my roommate wants something like this too so i've been looking on his behalf
February 1, 2026 at 9:32 AM
i'll point you in the right direction, yeah. i dunno if you'd want to share a usb with a stranger.
i know programs built to get robots drunk Exist but tracking one down is tougher than i thought. my roommate wants something like this too so i've been looking on his behalf
is there anything that's good for robots that's kind of like beer
No
February 1, 2026 at 9:22 AM
i know programs built to get robots drunk Exist but tracking one down is tougher than i thought. my roommate wants something like this too so i've been looking on his behalf
No
question is beer good for robots
February 1, 2026 at 9:09 AM
No