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Ren, they/she/he, 29. YouTuber, writer, tired. https://linktr.ee/RenTheBarbarian
Imagine if the mean green lady who kidnapped you told you had until the hourglass ran out to live and then she left and you heard her singing a breakup song with her lesbian situationship in the other room before she came back and you melted her peak Dorothy Gale experience
November 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Imagine if the mean green lady who kidnapped you told you had until the hourglass ran out to live and then she left and you heard her singing a breakup song with her lesbian situationship in the other room before she came back and you melted her peak Dorothy Gale experience
iPhone user: *breathes*
Android user: OH MY GOD WHY HAVEN’T YOU SWITCHED TO ANDROID YET IT’S THE SUPERIOR OPERATING SYSTEM STOP SUCKING STEVE JOBS’S DICK
Android user: OH MY GOD WHY HAVEN’T YOU SWITCHED TO ANDROID YET IT’S THE SUPERIOR OPERATING SYSTEM STOP SUCKING STEVE JOBS’S DICK
November 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
iPhone user: *breathes*
Android user: OH MY GOD WHY HAVEN’T YOU SWITCHED TO ANDROID YET IT’S THE SUPERIOR OPERATING SYSTEM STOP SUCKING STEVE JOBS’S DICK
Android user: OH MY GOD WHY HAVEN’T YOU SWITCHED TO ANDROID YET IT’S THE SUPERIOR OPERATING SYSTEM STOP SUCKING STEVE JOBS’S DICK
Me: I trust James Gunn’s decisions when it comes to the DCU
Same me when JG says The Batman (2022) isn’t canon with the DCU: shut the fuck up who cares what you think
Same me when JG says The Batman (2022) isn’t canon with the DCU: shut the fuck up who cares what you think
November 26, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Me: I trust James Gunn’s decisions when it comes to the DCU
Same me when JG says The Batman (2022) isn’t canon with the DCU: shut the fuck up who cares what you think
Same me when JG says The Batman (2022) isn’t canon with the DCU: shut the fuck up who cares what you think
Hannibal Lecter made one (1) cannibal pun in Silence of the Lambs and Bryan Fuller decided that was a core aspect of his personality for his prequel tv show. And I applaud him for that.
November 26, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Hannibal Lecter made one (1) cannibal pun in Silence of the Lambs and Bryan Fuller decided that was a core aspect of his personality for his prequel tv show. And I applaud him for that.
Vinny: I ain’t no undercover cop, I’m one a youse
Mob boss: Then prove it. Commit a crime right now.
*ten minutes later*
Mob boss: *after getting back shots from Vinny behind the shrubs in a public park* okay you’re one of us
Mob boss: Then prove it. Commit a crime right now.
*ten minutes later*
Mob boss: *after getting back shots from Vinny behind the shrubs in a public park* okay you’re one of us
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Vinny: I ain’t no undercover cop, I’m one a youse
Mob boss: Then prove it. Commit a crime right now.
*ten minutes later*
Mob boss: *after getting back shots from Vinny behind the shrubs in a public park* okay you’re one of us
Mob boss: Then prove it. Commit a crime right now.
*ten minutes later*
Mob boss: *after getting back shots from Vinny behind the shrubs in a public park* okay you’re one of us
If I was Dorothy and the Glinda from the 1939 movie pulled the “you’ve always had the power to go home” on me I’d be throwing hands but if it was ARIANA GRANDE Glinda I’d be like “yeah you’re enough of a twit that I can believe you weren’t actively manipulating me”
November 24, 2025 at 5:04 AM
If I was Dorothy and the Glinda from the 1939 movie pulled the “you’ve always had the power to go home” on me I’d be throwing hands but if it was ARIANA GRANDE Glinda I’d be like “yeah you’re enough of a twit that I can believe you weren’t actively manipulating me”
wow i make him breakfast in bed and all he can say is “who are you and how did you get in here” and “hello 911 this is pedro pascal there’s a stranger in my house”
November 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
wow i make him breakfast in bed and all he can say is “who are you and how did you get in here” and “hello 911 this is pedro pascal there’s a stranger in my house”
Me when I finally watch the popular thing after resisting for so long: oh goddammit this is actually good fuck
November 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Me when I finally watch the popular thing after resisting for so long: oh goddammit this is actually good fuck
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How To Blow Up A Pipeline is a Christmas movie
July 5, 2024 at 7:48 PM
How To Blow Up A Pipeline is a Christmas movie
Pro tip, never get a driver’s license. You’ll end up spending every spare cent on car maintenance 💀
November 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Pro tip, never get a driver’s license. You’ll end up spending every spare cent on car maintenance 💀
I’m at the age where slightly leaning while sitting in a chair will fuck me up the rest of the day
November 22, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I’m at the age where slightly leaning while sitting in a chair will fuck me up the rest of the day
The VP has a couch fucking fetish and the president (possibly) sucked off Bill Clinton. Or a horse. We all died of the ‘vid in 2020 and this is hell.
November 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The VP has a couch fucking fetish and the president (possibly) sucked off Bill Clinton. Or a horse. We all died of the ‘vid in 2020 and this is hell.
Them: you just ran over someone with your car!!!!!!!!
Me: that’s praxis
Them: THAT’S NOT WHAT FUCKING PRAXIS IS
Me: that’s praxis
Them: THAT’S NOT WHAT FUCKING PRAXIS IS
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Them: you just ran over someone with your car!!!!!!!!
Me: that’s praxis
Them: THAT’S NOT WHAT FUCKING PRAXIS IS
Me: that’s praxis
Them: THAT’S NOT WHAT FUCKING PRAXIS IS
my sims’ house looks like shit and they have no money and no one is woohooing and their jobs are making them want to end themselves. i thought video games are about escapism.
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 AM
my sims’ house looks like shit and they have no money and no one is woohooing and their jobs are making them want to end themselves. i thought video games are about escapism.
Maybe it’s my ovulation talking, but someone should really invent a nightstand with an outlet INSIDE the drawer so you can charge your…devices out of sight.
November 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Maybe it’s my ovulation talking, but someone should really invent a nightstand with an outlet INSIDE the drawer so you can charge your…devices out of sight.
HP fans: wow, the author of our favorite books is a horrible person…but we can’t just drop her and her works!
(former) NG fans: sounds like a skill issue to me
(former) NG fans: sounds like a skill issue to me
October 29, 2025 at 4:38 AM
HP fans: wow, the author of our favorite books is a horrible person…but we can’t just drop her and her works!
(former) NG fans: sounds like a skill issue to me
(former) NG fans: sounds like a skill issue to me
Dan and Phil coming out as a couple in 2025? What’s next? Season 2 of Ouran Highschool Host Club? The secret fourth Sherlock episode? My dad coming back with the milk?
October 14, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Dan and Phil coming out as a couple in 2025? What’s next? Season 2 of Ouran Highschool Host Club? The secret fourth Sherlock episode? My dad coming back with the milk?
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Knowing who to be mad at truly is praxis.
October 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Knowing who to be mad at truly is praxis.
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This #Farscape Friday Crichton & crew crash a peace summit, incite a riot, ride a wonkavator, and do some rather intensive gardening.
@renthebarbarian.bsky.social & @mainelymandy.bsky.social join @saraezzat.bsky.social & Josh for Season 4's big climax.
www.buzzsprout.com/1749328/epis...
@renthebarbarian.bsky.social & @mainelymandy.bsky.social join @saraezzat.bsky.social & Josh for Season 4's big climax.
www.buzzsprout.com/1749328/epis...
Episode 4.20/21 We're So Screwed parts 2&3 - Muppets, Sex, and Trauma
The Scarrens and Peacekeepers are meeting to negotiate peace in our time, but there are some unexpected guests: Crichton and crew. John says he's ready to sell all his secrets, but he might just have ...
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October 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
This #Farscape Friday Crichton & crew crash a peace summit, incite a riot, ride a wonkavator, and do some rather intensive gardening.
@renthebarbarian.bsky.social & @mainelymandy.bsky.social join @saraezzat.bsky.social & Josh for Season 4's big climax.
www.buzzsprout.com/1749328/epis...
@renthebarbarian.bsky.social & @mainelymandy.bsky.social join @saraezzat.bsky.social & Josh for Season 4's big climax.
www.buzzsprout.com/1749328/epis...
“Taylor Swift clearly doesn’t understand Hamlet” uh yeah she doesn’t have a great track record with Shakespeare in general
October 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
“Taylor Swift clearly doesn’t understand Hamlet” uh yeah she doesn’t have a great track record with Shakespeare in general
Headcanon that the reason Spock is such a pussyhound in his youth is that he’s trying desperately to avoid the gay feelings (not because being gay is scary but because FEELINGS are scary) and women make him feel nothing
October 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Headcanon that the reason Spock is such a pussyhound in his youth is that he’s trying desperately to avoid the gay feelings (not because being gay is scary but because FEELINGS are scary) and women make him feel nothing
when is he gonna grow up already and become Ryan Goose
October 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
when is he gonna grow up already and become Ryan Goose
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The video you have all been waiting for - Mainely Mandy talks to Mainely Mandy about being neurodivergent and polyamorous.
Premiere is at 5:30 Maine time Friday the 26th.
The video you have all been waiting for - Mainely Mandy talks to Mainely Mandy about being neurodivergent and polyamorous.
Premiere is at 5:30 Maine time Friday the 26th.
Neurodivergent & Polyamorous
YouTube video by Mainely Mandy
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September 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
youtu.be/NfA_zod32h8
The video you have all been waiting for - Mainely Mandy talks to Mainely Mandy about being neurodivergent and polyamorous.
Premiere is at 5:30 Maine time Friday the 26th.
The video you have all been waiting for - Mainely Mandy talks to Mainely Mandy about being neurodivergent and polyamorous.
Premiere is at 5:30 Maine time Friday the 26th.
Will: today my husband of ten years told me he doesn’t love me anymore
Hannibal: all I said was that you can’t get a fourteenth dog, Will
Will: I can’t believe after all the people we’ve killed and eaten together it would end like this
Hannibal: all I said was that you can’t get a fourteenth dog, Will
Will: I can’t believe after all the people we’ve killed and eaten together it would end like this
September 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Will: today my husband of ten years told me he doesn’t love me anymore
Hannibal: all I said was that you can’t get a fourteenth dog, Will
Will: I can’t believe after all the people we’ve killed and eaten together it would end like this
Hannibal: all I said was that you can’t get a fourteenth dog, Will
Will: I can’t believe after all the people we’ve killed and eaten together it would end like this
Leftists: can we pls get some gun control NOW?
MAGAs: how DARE you make this tragedy PoLiTiCaL!!!1!! anyway the shooter was obviously a radical transgender leftist terrorist deviant who doesn’t even lift
MAGAs: how DARE you make this tragedy PoLiTiCaL!!!1!! anyway the shooter was obviously a radical transgender leftist terrorist deviant who doesn’t even lift
September 18, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Leftists: can we pls get some gun control NOW?
MAGAs: how DARE you make this tragedy PoLiTiCaL!!!1!! anyway the shooter was obviously a radical transgender leftist terrorist deviant who doesn’t even lift
MAGAs: how DARE you make this tragedy PoLiTiCaL!!!1!! anyway the shooter was obviously a radical transgender leftist terrorist deviant who doesn’t even lift