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renthebarbarian.bsky.social
assigned NPC at birth
@renthebarbarian.bsky.social
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Ren, they/she/he, 29. YouTuber, writer, tired. https://linktr.ee/RenTheBarbarian
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“Taylor Swift clearly doesn’t understand Hamlet” uh yeah she doesn’t have a great track record with Shakespeare in general
Lyrics from Taylor Swift’s “Love Story”: “That you were Romeo, you were throwin' pebbles/And my daddy said, "Stay away from Juliet"/And I was cryin' on the staircase/Beggin' you, "Please don't go," and I said/Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone/I'll be waiting, all there's left to do is run/You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess/It's a love story, baby, just say, "Yes"
October 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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mfw my friend tells me she’s decided to try watching sherlock
Walter White from Breaking Bad, handcuffed inside the backseat of a car, screaming in vain to warn his brother in law he’s about to die
September 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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note i made when i was drunk
May 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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he has the range #leverage #thepitt
the “Traumatized Mr. Incredible” meme: over the cheerful color picture on the left it says “Noah Wyle in Leverage: Redemption”; over the black and white morbid version on the right it says “Noah Wyle in The Pitt”
May 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Velocipastor
April 3, 2025 at 3:26 AM
renthebarbarian.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
a cat in a cowboy hat meowing indignantly the “women” sign on a restroom door but the w has fallen off so it just says “omen” a man holding a comically large knife. like the size of a small plane wing. tobias funke (arrested development, played by david cross) in the shower, clutching a bar of soap, sobbing uncontrollably
March 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Trump when he refused to name JD Vance as his successor
Eleanor Shellstrop from The Good Place (Kristen Bell) reading a magazine and saying “Bite me. I’ma live forever, bitch.”
February 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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2024: your top three Star Trek ships are canon. You’re welcome.
Me: what
The “After all these years…finally! I have them all.” meme from Gravity Falls, but the three journals have been replaced by couples from Star Trek: Janeway and Chakotay, Kirk and Spock, and Bashir and Garak.
December 12, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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Still can’t believe Spirk beat Destiel to the punch of going canon coinciding with a major US election, 2024 has been a year
A screenshot from OTOY’s short film “Unification” of James Kirk sitting at Spock’s bedside as he dies; the two are looking out past the camera into the sun setting out the window
December 9, 2024 at 4:37 AM
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The energy I'm bringing into 2025
Agatha Harkness, wielding her magic Lestat de Lioncourt, wearing sunglasses indoors and nonchalantly licking blood off his finger
November 23, 2024 at 1:30 AM
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@stephenking.bsky.social reading Wizard In Glass, immediately thought of this
Four panel meme, first panel of three people sitting behind each other in church pews. A brunette woman (labeled Cuthbert) is holding a gun to the back of the head of the man in front of her (labeled Depape). A blonde woman behind her (labeled Reynolds) is aiming a gun at her. Second panel, a sniper (labeled Alain) sits in the upper level of the church, his rifle aimed at the blonde woman. Third panel, another sniper (labeled Jonas) aiming presumably at the first sniper. Fourth panel, the Death Star (labeled Roland) arming its beam to take out the second sniper.
November 23, 2024 at 1:21 AM
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Repost with a pic I have saved but haven’t found a use for
Lin Manuel Miranda doing a weird squat where his feet are apart but his thighs are pressed together. Overlaid text says “me trying to act normal but my pussy is throbbing”
November 14, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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If I had a nickel for every time a villain in a piece of media went by a cooler name, only for the queer protagonist to mockingly call them by their real name, which was FRANCIS…I’d have two nickels.
“Ajax”/Francis from the first Deadpool film “Santiago”/Francis from AMC’s Interview With The Vampire
November 11, 2024 at 8:38 AM
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“I can’t cut people out of my life just because they voted for Trump!”
Three stills of Taylor Tomlinson doing standup, saying “Well those people don’t care if you live or die, so maybe who cares? Maybe fuck those people a little.”
November 9, 2024 at 11:22 PM
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my therapist: bald spock isn’t real he can’t hurt you

bald spock:
a comic drawing of Spock (seemingly based on the Zachary Quinto version) but instead of the iconic Vulcan bowlcut + triangular sideburns, he is extremely bald
October 8, 2024 at 7:39 AM
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hey this My Lady Jane show is pretty g-aaaaaaand it’s been canceled 🙃
King Edward VI of England (played by actor Jordan Peters) sitting on his throne flipping the double bird
August 23, 2024 at 2:52 AM
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“You’ve woken me up for the last time, motherfucker”
A screenshot from Animal Crossing New Horizons. The human villager is standing on the left on the beach, facing Gulliver who’s on the right. Gulliver is an anthropomorphic seagull dressed as a sailor. He’s holding a phone, but the way the characters are positioned, it looks like he’s pointing a gun at the villager.
June 5, 2024 at 6:40 AM
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Let’s fucking gayyyyy I mean goooooo
At the top are the posters for Good Omens season 2 and Venom: The Last Dance. Red outlines have drawn around Aziraphale and Crowley’s wings, and Eddie and Venom’s heads, to point out the heart shape that they make in both posters. Underneath is a photo of Pam from The Office, saying “They’re the same picture.”
June 3, 2024 at 10:49 PM
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that's not a selfie
A picture of Herbert West (Jeffrey Combs) from Re-Animator pointing a gun towards the camera with a dead-eyed expression
June 2, 2024 at 5:00 AM
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Woke up in the hospital and these were my doctors omg I’m gonna die
Dr. Gregory House (Hugh Laurie) and Dr. James Wilson (Robert Sean Leonard) standing with their foreheads resting against each other
June 2, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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a win is a win
The Drake Hotline Bling meme format but with pictures of Geordi La Forge from Star Trek TNG. In the first panel next to Geordi looking dismayed, the text says “knowing that the convictions won't really matter in the long run and it won't stop his followers from voting for him and no matter who wins the President will still be a piece of shit”. In the second panel, with Geordi looking pleased, the text says “getting to say with my whole chest "convicted felon Donald Trump"”.
May 31, 2024 at 8:52 AM
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It’s the same photo
A screenshot from the 2024 film Challengers, with Zendaya’s character sitting in between her two love interests, who are also love interests for each other. A threeway is implied. A promo photo for House MD, with Hugh Laurie’s character sitting in between his love interest and his totally platonic bro buddy, who are also love interests for each other. A threeway is implied.
May 26, 2024 at 6:58 AM
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Oh, that’s…oh………
Screenshot of text that reads: “If you grew up with an angry mom or dad, you know what I’m talking about. Unlike a depressed parent who feels too worthless to offer their children anything of value, an angry parent believes they are an exceptional parent with so much to give. These parents yell because they care. They hit because they care. They vandalize a child’s self-esteem because they care. Yet this type of parent cannot and does not love their child. How can they? They’re too busy flying off a handle at every real and imagined transgression. Pretty soon the relationship between a child and an angry parent becomes tense, fearful, and insincere. The child reacts by shutting down, and any semblance of love between the two evaporates.”
April 3, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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They took my bodily autonomy, they took my student loan forgiveness, now they’re taking MY PORN?????? I’M LOSING MY SHIT
Pornhub’s greeting page (Texas only) announcing that access to the site is disabled in the state of Texas.
March 15, 2024 at 9:43 AM
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I don’t like the casting for the Wicked movie
SpongeBob Falling Ice Cream Truck meme with top and bottom text reading “ARIANA NOT CYNTHIA”
February 15, 2024 at 8:32 PM