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babordia vulgaris
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my computer has so many cute little quirks that if someone other than me were to try and use it, they would immediately die
2024 photossoso
December 6, 2025 at 1:50 PM
today i tried 'dragon well' tea. Apparently you can just go perpetual stew mode and just to chuck the leaves in a mug and pour water on it, then add more water when you've drunk a bit, then add a tiny bit more tea when it gets too weak, etc... This way I drank a lot of tea, and its quite nice
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 AM
hi hows eveyrone going toady
December 5, 2025 at 10:28 AM
hi its me
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
hi its me
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
fuck didnt they do a whole stockade about this or something???
December 3, 2025 at 4:38 PM
thats it, ive had enough. im going to copy paste myself
December 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
rene guy babord dot shop dot com
VITAGE CHAIRE
-you can sit of the chair!!!
December 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
when i was 10 yrs old you would get random facts from people telling you 'flamingos are pink because they eat pink shrimp'. Now you get a youtube video titled 'the reason flamingos are pink' and then the thumbnail shows a shrimp with an arrow pointing to it and saying 'it's this.'
December 3, 2025 at 7:16 AM
THE 2026 IMPROVE YOUR LIFE CHALLENGE PART ONE
if you tick off all 7 of these things before the first of march ill give you a prize (no proof requirements)
December 1, 2025 at 2:12 PM
learning a language is truly crazy because it makes you turn into a baby
November 30, 2025 at 10:59 AM
i think having your simulated consciousness tortued by a super ai inside a computer would be pretty interesting, id like to try it
November 30, 2025 at 10:40 AM
the worst bird illustrations i have ever seen...
November 30, 2025 at 10:38 AM
'you can ride a train through the new hole' ok.. u expect me to care?
November 30, 2025 at 10:33 AM
demonstrating tony hawks pro skater 4 to a medieval child in my time machine. Later i go back to 2025 and discover that skateboarding was invented in 1400 by Childe Quigglins
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
789 years ....
November 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
i used to think constructed languages were very interesting, but i have lost interest... 'i made the cheesians of cheesetopia speak cheesish'... yeah ok
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
i found that theres an australia-chinese literature/webnovel site... and i found that someone wrote a poetic essay in chinese about the suburb i live in... the bus routes, the local library, the shopping centre... i have never ever seen anything written about my suburb except car crash news stories
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 PM
ive decided im going to become a web cam rambletuber. I will upload 20 videos per day
November 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
every language sounds ugly if you don't understand it, and when you learn it you learn to appreciate its beauty. In addition to this, every language sounds funny and ridiculous
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
hmmmm.... crazy life world...
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 PM
the aldi pho cup is quite delicious...
November 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
scooby doo . . .
November 24, 2025 at 7:37 AM
hmmmmmmmmmmmm many evil and boring people, very few cool and epic people
November 23, 2025 at 10:08 AM
an unintended consequence of killing baby hitler would be that the word 'snorkel' would never enter the english language
November 22, 2025 at 6:19 AM