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Reijack
@reijack.bsky.social
Extremely evil goth gay, Genderquantum, He/She/They, the one your youth pastor warned you about.
All these airbrush painting tip videos on youtube telling me that properly mixed paint should be the consistency of skim milk but I've been drinking whole milk for most of my life and have no idea what skim milk looks like -___-
January 6, 2026 at 2:36 PM
OH my GOD
January 4, 2026 at 9:02 AM
Who says it's a good thing? Everyone I've heard about it from says it's a bad thing.
Care as little as possible, and as much as necessary
January 3, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Potatoes.
Are.
Fruit.
January 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
I think it's a success of bluesky's feed system that when I see a bunch of people talking about some major political event I have no idea what they're on about
Guys I think I'm on the way to defeating the doomscroll
January 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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Not only a perfect denouement, it was the end of an era. Thirty years ago today, this strip was published.
December 31, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps:

- It’s ‘voilà,’ not ‘wallah!’
- It’s ‘a lot,’ not ‘alot.’
- It’s ‘further ado,’ not ‘farther adieu.’
- It’s ‘flesh out,’ not ‘flush out.’
- It’s ‘sneak peek,’ not ‘sneak peak.’

No worries if not!!!
December 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The wraparound shades are PEAK
January 1, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Nahhh dis is Da Red Gobbo! Look 'em up, ya won't regret it!
December 27, 2025 at 5:45 PM
The seige engineer in her lil glasses omgggg
December 24, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Wow, these are pretty good, I shall add them to my collection
December 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Wait you sculpt minis? Where can I find them?
December 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Yessss come in I have two whole braincells
December 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I wasn't sure how to get in touch with you otherwise so I hope this is okay!
December 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Does this sweet lil guy count? Painted fresh this morning!
December 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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a _second_ dumbass YouTuber got beaten up by a professional this weekend?? wow, what are the odds

that guy is giving him a tiger uppercut
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Average Artist Alley be like
December 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
These look fucking PHENOMENAL, where can I buy them?
December 18, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Me after two drinks
December 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Napa cabbage best cabbage
December 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Back in style babyyyyyy
December 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Omg it's the world's worst wine hiiiiii
December 10, 2025 at 4:51 PM
All I ask is that you don't COMPLETELY remove the horny stuff
December 9, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
But did they do the automatic pickup thing
December 7, 2025 at 6:21 PM