TheKingOfPies
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Dumbday #298
What's that giant sucking sound?
What's that giant sucking sound?
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Dumbday #298
What's that giant sucking sound?
What's that giant sucking sound?
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Trump "It Ain't Pretty" Coloring Book IV
November 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Trump "It Ain't Pretty" Coloring Book IV
DumbDay #297 extra
Breaking News, the Both Sides Birds at BSN update on new developments:
Breaking News, the Both Sides Birds at BSN update on new developments:
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
DumbDay #297 extra
Breaking News, the Both Sides Birds at BSN update on new developments:
Breaking News, the Both Sides Birds at BSN update on new developments:
DumbDay #297
Again, ghostly visitor spooks Dumdum.
Again, ghostly visitor spooks Dumdum.
November 13, 2025 at 9:36 PM
DumbDay #297
Again, ghostly visitor spooks Dumdum.
Again, ghostly visitor spooks Dumdum.
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Introducing Information Wasteland, a package about misinfo on the internet –– from AI iterations of digital blackface to a growing "alt-right pipeline" among wellness influencers –– edited by former features director @brittneymac15.bsky.social: www.teenvogue.com/information-...
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Introducing Information Wasteland, a package about misinfo on the internet –– from AI iterations of digital blackface to a growing "alt-right pipeline" among wellness influencers –– edited by former features director @brittneymac15.bsky.social: www.teenvogue.com/information-...
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DumbDay DumbDay Dumb #34
Evil, revised
Evil, revised
February 24, 2025 at 3:33 AM
DumbDay DumbDay Dumb #34
Evil, revised
Evil, revised
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HEY EVERYONE, REMEMBER THIS
November 13, 2025 at 1:55 AM
HEY EVERYONE, REMEMBER THIS
Dumbday #297
Constant praise to stoke his ego results in the part of the revenge tour that is about whitewashing the crimes, the charges, and trying to write history on his terms.
Constant praise to stoke his ego results in the part of the revenge tour that is about whitewashing the crimes, the charges, and trying to write history on his terms.
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Dumbday #297
Constant praise to stoke his ego results in the part of the revenge tour that is about whitewashing the crimes, the charges, and trying to write history on his terms.
Constant praise to stoke his ego results in the part of the revenge tour that is about whitewashing the crimes, the charges, and trying to write history on his terms.
And it isn't even the Ides of March!
Poor Ziggy-in-a-Toga!
I guess, beware them knife-wielding leprechauns!!!
Poor Ziggy-in-a-Toga!
I guess, beware them knife-wielding leprechauns!!!
November 12, 2025 at 1:05 AM
And it isn't even the Ides of March!
Poor Ziggy-in-a-Toga!
I guess, beware them knife-wielding leprechauns!!!
Poor Ziggy-in-a-Toga!
I guess, beware them knife-wielding leprechauns!!!
DumbDay #295
Translating the man on the go:
Translating the man on the go:
November 12, 2025 at 12:35 AM
DumbDay #295
Translating the man on the go:
Translating the man on the go:
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Language buried in this shutdown “deal” allows 8 GOP Senators who tried to throw a coup, sue to get millions in taxpayer money—because Jack Smith got their phone records. THEY TRIED TO THROW A COUP. There is no excuse for any Dem supporting this. This is absolutely wrong. Full stop—Period.
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Language buried in this shutdown “deal” allows 8 GOP Senators who tried to throw a coup, sue to get millions in taxpayer money—because Jack Smith got their phone records. THEY TRIED TO THROW A COUP. There is no excuse for any Dem supporting this. This is absolutely wrong. Full stop—Period.
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One word: discovery
Buried inside the deal to reopen government is a provision that would give Senators private right of action to sue for millions in damages over their phone records being analyzed by Jack Smith's team.
news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law-week/...
Shutdown Deal Would Let Senators Sue Over Jack Smith Searches
Senators whose phone records were sought by Special Counsel Jack Smith would gain authority to sue for millions in damages under a provision buried in the Senate-advanced deal to reopen the government...
news.bloomberglaw.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
One word: discovery
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This is a disaster. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/u...
Spending Bill Would Pave Way for Senators to Sue Over Phone Searches
www.nytimes.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
This is a disaster. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/10/u...
An extra for
Dumbday #294
Software update
Dumbday #294
Software update
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 AM
An extra for
Dumbday #294
Software update
Dumbday #294
Software update
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Tomorrow's cartoon tonight
DumbDay #294
I was gonna hold onto it because you never know what tomorrow brings*
DumbDay #294
I was gonna hold onto it because you never know what tomorrow brings*
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Tomorrow's cartoon tonight
DumbDay #294
I was gonna hold onto it because you never know what tomorrow brings*
DumbDay #294
I was gonna hold onto it because you never know what tomorrow brings*
He is dumb enough to believe satire is true
Even before this, I expected him to try to make $cratch from something as simple as including his name on government- owned/ operated stuff, like that prescription drug website that his name is stupidly a major part of
www.salon.com/2025/11/09/t...
Even before this, I expected him to try to make $cratch from something as simple as including his name on government- owned/ operated stuff, like that prescription drug website that his name is stupidly a major part of
www.salon.com/2025/11/09/t...
Trump spreads satirical website's "Obamacare royalties" claim - Salon.com
The president ate the onion.
www.salon.com
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
He is dumb enough to believe satire is true
Even before this, I expected him to try to make $cratch from something as simple as including his name on government- owned/ operated stuff, like that prescription drug website that his name is stupidly a major part of
www.salon.com/2025/11/09/t...
Even before this, I expected him to try to make $cratch from something as simple as including his name on government- owned/ operated stuff, like that prescription drug website that his name is stupidly a major part of
www.salon.com/2025/11/09/t...
Tomorrow's cartoon tonight
DumbDay #294
I was gonna hold onto it because you never know what tomorrow brings*
DumbDay #294
I was gonna hold onto it because you never know what tomorrow brings*
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Tomorrow's cartoon tonight
DumbDay #294
I was gonna hold onto it because you never know what tomorrow brings*
DumbDay #294
I was gonna hold onto it because you never know what tomorrow brings*
So, I need to trot this back out? Over 40 days of not needing to use it until now?
November 10, 2025 at 2:34 AM
So, I need to trot this back out? Over 40 days of not needing to use it until now?
DumbDay #293
Mastermind of crime
Mastermind of crime
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
DumbDay #293
Mastermind of crime
Mastermind of crime
If the latest Continuing Resolution was passed back in September, the spending would have lasted until November 21st. Then GOP majority Congress would have to decide to really pass a budget for 2026 or continue doing what they have done since 2023: pass CRs
tax.thomsonreuters.com/news/congres...
tax.thomsonreuters.com/news/congres...
Congress Passes Last Minute CR Funding Government for 45 Days
On Saturday, September 30, 2023, Congress passed a last minute continuing resolution (HR 5860) that funds the federal government at current spending levels for the next 45 days.
tax.thomsonreuters.com
November 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
If the latest Continuing Resolution was passed back in September, the spending would have lasted until November 21st. Then GOP majority Congress would have to decide to really pass a budget for 2026 or continue doing what they have done since 2023: pass CRs
tax.thomsonreuters.com/news/congres...
tax.thomsonreuters.com/news/congres...
Remember this if by Thanksgiving the FedGov is still closed and Trumps makes some trip to eat Turkey with the troops.
After closing the dining facility at Fort Leavenworth in Kansas and referring US troops stationed in Germany to German food pantries, the US military under the Trump administration is now preparing to close up to 168 on-base commissaries by December and commissaries abroad in another month.
Military officials tell troops 168 commissaries could close next month trib.al/3F3Ks58
November 8, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Remember this if by Thanksgiving the FedGov is still closed and Trumps makes some trip to eat Turkey with the troops.
DumbDay #291
Trumps expects to get an honest answer from a guy with a red flag of a name
Or
Two hypocritical liars cheat at golf together
Trumps expects to get an honest answer from a guy with a red flag of a name
Or
Two hypocritical liars cheat at golf together
November 8, 2025 at 3:19 AM
DumbDay #291
Trumps expects to get an honest answer from a guy with a red flag of a name
Or
Two hypocritical liars cheat at golf together
Trumps expects to get an honest answer from a guy with a red flag of a name
Or
Two hypocritical liars cheat at golf together
Not known on whether the swarm were murder hornets or other killer hornets.
apnews.com/article/wasp...
apnews.com/article/wasp...
An American man and his son die after suffering stings from a swarm of wasps while ziplining in Laos
An American man and his teenage son have died after they were stung by a swarm of wasps while ziplining in Laos last month.
apnews.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Not known on whether the swarm were murder hornets or other killer hornets.
apnews.com/article/wasp...
apnews.com/article/wasp...
It doesn't make much sense for that soccer/ football association FIFA to give Trump a special, made up "peace prize" when Trump stole the championship trophy and he stole a championship medal from them earlier this year.
people.com/trump-pocket...
people.com/trump-pocket...
Trump Seen Quietly Pocketing FIFA Medal After Revealing That White House Also Kept Club World Cup Trophy
President Trump courted controversy at the 2025 FIFA Club World Cup, photobombing the winning team, pocketing a medal and bragging that he had the real championship trophy
people.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:21 AM
It doesn't make much sense for that soccer/ football association FIFA to give Trump a special, made up "peace prize" when Trump stole the championship trophy and he stole a championship medal from them earlier this year.
people.com/trump-pocket...
people.com/trump-pocket...
DumbDay #290
So, now Trump and the GOP think using a new buzz word* is the way to get people to not hate him and them?
* Yet he is very aware affordabilty is a broken promise from him and that making private jets totally tax deductable isn't the cheaper that the middle class or the poorest want)
So, now Trump and the GOP think using a new buzz word* is the way to get people to not hate him and them?
* Yet he is very aware affordabilty is a broken promise from him and that making private jets totally tax deductable isn't the cheaper that the middle class or the poorest want)
November 7, 2025 at 2:48 AM
DumbDay #290
So, now Trump and the GOP think using a new buzz word* is the way to get people to not hate him and them?
* Yet he is very aware affordabilty is a broken promise from him and that making private jets totally tax deductable isn't the cheaper that the middle class or the poorest want)
So, now Trump and the GOP think using a new buzz word* is the way to get people to not hate him and them?
* Yet he is very aware affordabilty is a broken promise from him and that making private jets totally tax deductable isn't the cheaper that the middle class or the poorest want)