Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans
@reereeison1.bsky.social
40 Something....married like shit. Live by mascara, die by winged eyeliner. Nice until I'm not so don't shift my balance. If my skyteam don't trust you, I don't either. It's STRICT in this mf. #WeDoNotCare
*runs around unsupervised*
I see I can’t leave you alone to go do school pick up without you cutting up. @reereeison1.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
*runs around unsupervised*
Im willing to bet if they're eating ass for 45 minutes, they absolutely WANT you to poot 🤣🤣🤣
cause what if they gotta poot?
November 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Iono I feel like if you eat ass, you should always be ready for a fart, at the very least. You dont eat a whole fish and not expect some bones.
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Iono I feel like if you eat ass, you should always be ready for a fart, at the very least. You dont eat a whole fish and not expect some bones.
Considering the current SL topic, I read this wrong.
This week is BEATING. MY. BOOTY.
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Considering the current SL topic, I read this wrong.
Im willing to bet if they're eating ass for 45 minutes, they absolutely WANT you to poot 🤣🤣🤣
cause what if they gotta poot?
Eating ass for 45 minutes is pretty insane.
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Im willing to bet if they're eating ass for 45 minutes, they absolutely WANT you to poot 🤣🤣🤣
"Can't believe it's not batter" is absolutely ridiculous
November 14, 2025 at 6:08 PM
"Can't believe it's not batter" is absolutely ridiculous
How high do i feel like being rn?
November 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
How high do i feel like being rn?
This whole day but this is one of my favorite pics
November 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
This whole day but this is one of my favorite pics
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Related: without The Gap Band we'd never get Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit...and I just love this story
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Related: without The Gap Band we'd never get Nirvana's Smells Like Teen Spirit...and I just love this story
This may be the first time me singing "i keep forgetting" the moment I see the words was actually the correct response
I keep forgetting we’re not in love anymore…
November 14, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This may be the first time me singing "i keep forgetting" the moment I see the words was actually the correct response
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This. That’s why the conversations about where to go on dates gets ignored. I take myself on $200 dates.
Dont get me started with a nice as restaurant. Price does not exist. Get two. Get three. Lets fuckin go.
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
This. That’s why the conversations about where to go on dates gets ignored. I take myself on $200 dates.
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I hope y’all understand that you can simply refuse to accept effort that doesn’t meet your standards.
You can dub someone cuz its Tuesday! Free will!
But you waste your own time trying to “stick it out” when chances are - what you truly want is waiting to find you.
You can dub someone cuz its Tuesday! Free will!
But you waste your own time trying to “stick it out” when chances are - what you truly want is waiting to find you.
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I hope y’all understand that you can simply refuse to accept effort that doesn’t meet your standards.
You can dub someone cuz its Tuesday! Free will!
But you waste your own time trying to “stick it out” when chances are - what you truly want is waiting to find you.
You can dub someone cuz its Tuesday! Free will!
But you waste your own time trying to “stick it out” when chances are - what you truly want is waiting to find you.
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I’ve had crazy people come up to me and tell me “the Lord told me to tell you” and I be like how come the lord told somebody else my business? He can’t even keep a secret. Nggas can’t be trusted on all the days ending in Y.
November 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I’ve had crazy people come up to me and tell me “the Lord told me to tell you” and I be like how come the lord told somebody else my business? He can’t even keep a secret. Nggas can’t be trusted on all the days ending in Y.
Hold on @tuckertech.dev look!
TJ’s did there big one.
(Need to go back and get a few more)
(Need to go back and get a few more)
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Hold on @tuckertech.dev look!
Fine AF. No label needed 💙
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Fine AF. No label needed 💙
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Yes. But only certain apps have notifications.
Yall have your ringers on????
November 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Yes. But only certain apps have notifications.
I want some cheesecake so bad
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I want some cheesecake so bad
Soon as you said he was 5'6", I knew where this was going 🤣🤣🤣
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Soon as you said he was 5'6", I knew where this was going 🤣🤣🤣
This is why I like you cause same
I’d absolutely medal if picking hotel rooms was an Olympic sport.
November 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
This is why I like you cause same
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WE OUTCHEA!
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
WE OUTCHEA!
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Those same mf the ones who will lie about parenthood being some universal experience of happiness and support. It is not.
Love my child but not recruiting niggas to make lives changing decisions. And fr maybe some of yall shoulda been more hesitant before you had yours.
Love my child but not recruiting niggas to make lives changing decisions. And fr maybe some of yall shoulda been more hesitant before you had yours.
I hate when i tell people ion want kids, and they give me they unwarranted opinion on my decision. Stg I didn’t ask you.
November 13, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Those same mf the ones who will lie about parenthood being some universal experience of happiness and support. It is not.
Love my child but not recruiting niggas to make lives changing decisions. And fr maybe some of yall shoulda been more hesitant before you had yours.
Love my child but not recruiting niggas to make lives changing decisions. And fr maybe some of yall shoulda been more hesitant before you had yours.
I really don't use chicken legs for anything but making stock
November 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I really don't use chicken legs for anything but making stock
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You are not too much for requiring care + intention.
November 13, 2025 at 5:27 AM
You are not too much for requiring care + intention.
The way I won't be making greens this year cause nawl
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 PM
The way I won't be making greens this year cause nawl
The way I ALWAYS have spaghetti sauce in the freezer at all times cause the fried fish craving is REAL
My problem? I feel this way every 2-3 days:
I need some fried catfish fillets in my life.
November 13, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The way I ALWAYS have spaghetti sauce in the freezer at all times cause the fried fish craving is REAL