Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans
@reereeison1.bsky.social
50 of them thangs....married like shit. Live by mascara, die by winged eyeliner. Nice until I'm not so don't shift my balance. If my skyteam don't trust you, I don't either. It's STRICT in this mf. #WeDoNotCare
Mood:
To be such a personable and delightful person, I motherfucking hate people.
(Not yall innanet friends (and also my real friends), but the general fucking public.)
(Not yall innanet friends (and also my real friends), but the general fucking public.)
February 2, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Mood:
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Every day I better understand why God did not write motherhood into my story.
New pregnant woman body horror just dropped 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
You called??
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February 2, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Every day I better understand why God did not write motherhood into my story.
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this is like sitting on a lego every time you want to rest and get off your feet, fuck outta here guy
February 2, 2026 at 5:29 PM
this is like sitting on a lego every time you want to rest and get off your feet, fuck outta here guy
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11:25am EST: Moon in Leo contraparallels Venus in Aquarius, then forms a quindecile to the North Node in Pisces. The beat goes on. It's time to let go of what you once held dear, and lean into the pain of becoming who you were meant to be.24°Le02' D 09°Pi02' R
February 2, 2026 at 4:25 PM
11:25am EST: Moon in Leo contraparallels Venus in Aquarius, then forms a quindecile to the North Node in Pisces. The beat goes on. It's time to let go of what you once held dear, and lean into the pain of becoming who you were meant to be.24°Le02' D 09°Pi02' R
Im really deep in my "yall got it" era. Cause I cannot find room to care much about whatever the fuck lmaooo
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Im really deep in my "yall got it" era. Cause I cannot find room to care much about whatever the fuck lmaooo
Talk about getting your wig split lmaoooo
February 1, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Talk about getting your wig split lmaoooo
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i'm sorry but they should call the fight if 26 of your 27 pieces flies off mid-fight
February 1, 2026 at 2:28 AM
i'm sorry but they should call the fight if 26 of your 27 pieces flies off mid-fight
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- -John F. Kennedy
"Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missin." - Abraham Lincoln
January 31, 2026 at 7:33 PM
- -John F. Kennedy
Im high, on the Playstation and my Wife made us breakfast.
January 31, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Im high, on the Playstation and my Wife made us breakfast.
Updating my PS5. Lawd.
January 31, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Updating my PS5. Lawd.
10 minutes is light work for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One friend who shall not be named sent me a 10 minute voice note before and after I complained he told me to hush at listen at 2x speed. Lol
January 31, 2026 at 5:55 PM
10 minutes is light work for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is my kind of carrying on!
January 31, 2026 at 5:05 PM
This is my kind of carrying on!
Imma always tell a beautiful woman that she's beautiful. Every time.
January 31, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Imma always tell a beautiful woman that she's beautiful. Every time.
The parts of your face I can see are absolutely stunning 💖
January 31, 2026 at 4:42 PM
The parts of your face I can see are absolutely stunning 💖
Nothing is better than partying with the ppl that were grown as hell and still out tf side when these songs came out. I love it!
Back That Azz Up by Juvenile is still a hip hop dance floor classic.
It shut the WHOLE place down at my 70 year-old uncle's house party for his 65 year-old girlfriend's birthday earlier this month. That was the most fun I've had at a party in a LONG time.
It shut the WHOLE place down at my 70 year-old uncle's house party for his 65 year-old girlfriend's birthday earlier this month. That was the most fun I've had at a party in a LONG time.
January 31, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Nothing is better than partying with the ppl that were grown as hell and still out tf side when these songs came out. I love it!
Today is one of my best friend's 50th birthday and im in her phone being silly as HELL 🤣🤣🤣🤣
January 31, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Today is one of my best friend's 50th birthday and im in her phone being silly as HELL 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Old enough to be thankful everyday my high school and college years were social media free.
January 31, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Old enough to be thankful everyday my high school and college years were social media free.
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y'all didn't send that girl up the steps for the new year and now look...
January 31, 2026 at 2:35 PM
y'all didn't send that girl up the steps for the new year and now look...
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✅ added to "Problematic Faves" playlist.
Tip done knocked all the late gen Xers and geriatric millenials hats to the side of they head with this new song lmaooo
January 31, 2026 at 5:21 AM
✅ added to "Problematic Faves" playlist.
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I really thought it was an old song I missed lol
Tip done knocked all the late gen Xers and geriatric millenials hats to the side of they head with this new song lmaooo
January 31, 2026 at 5:12 AM
I really thought it was an old song I missed lol
Tip done knocked all the late gen Xers and geriatric millenials hats to the side of they head with this new song lmaooo
January 31, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Tip done knocked all the late gen Xers and geriatric millenials hats to the side of they head with this new song lmaooo
They at LEAST both think they in love. A military nigga just tryna get a bigger housing stipend and a camaro 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ree I love you but there is ONE group of people that get married faster than military niggas.
Right? Don't put that shit on us Ricky Bobby, her ass just insane 🤣🤣🤣
January 31, 2026 at 2:40 AM
They at LEAST both think they in love. A military nigga just tryna get a bigger housing stipend and a camaro 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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