Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans
@reereeison1.bsky.social
50 of them thangs....married like shit. Live by mascara, die by winged eyeliner. Nice until I'm not so don't shift my balance. If my skyteam don't trust you, I don't either. It's STRICT in this mf. #WeDoNotCare
"A lick of" is a fave
I’m lacking!!! In honor of day 4 of black history month, what is your favorite form of black measurement?
February 5, 2026 at 4:49 AM
"A lick of" is a fave
Every single move the mama made is EXACTLY my reaction to those same songs. She was absolutely out tf side 🤣🤣🤣
someone said she was dancing and her mama was having flashbacks. that lady was OUTSIDE in the 90s 😂
February 5, 2026 at 4:43 AM
Every single move the mama made is EXACTLY my reaction to those same songs. She was absolutely out tf side 🤣🤣🤣
Not gon hold y'all, it feels really good being successful in this job when I went into it completely blind. Ive been a corporate baddie my entire life. So coming in to this job and really growing the business in 3 months when I dont know SHIT about flooring? Im fuckin amazing lmaooo
February 4, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Not gon hold y'all, it feels really good being successful in this job when I went into it completely blind. Ive been a corporate baddie my entire life. So coming in to this job and really growing the business in 3 months when I dont know SHIT about flooring? Im fuckin amazing lmaooo
Whew buddy they got me WORKING today Chile. But I'm pulling in business with ease so I'm not complaining cause my commission looking right.
February 4, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Whew buddy they got me WORKING today Chile. But I'm pulling in business with ease so I'm not complaining cause my commission looking right.
Between these and Caribou Lou's, iono how I made it out the late 90s/early 2000s lmao
This is Black History!!! I've been a victim, have you? ✊🏾
February 4, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Between these and Caribou Lou's, iono how I made it out the late 90s/early 2000s lmao
Buttercup and no one is surprised by that lmao
February 4, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Buttercup and no one is surprised by that lmao
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Personally, I think sometimes we give "No Child Left Behind" too much credit. Some people are willfully ignorant and choose to be degenerative to society.
February 4, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Personally, I think sometimes we give "No Child Left Behind" too much credit. Some people are willfully ignorant and choose to be degenerative to society.
Im currently driving an altima and please get me off the goddamn ground. This mf LOW AF.
February 3, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Im currently driving an altima and please get me off the goddamn ground. This mf LOW AF.
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Yes. This is the mature thing to do.
“I’m not sure how I feel. I don’t think I’m mad. I need time to think. Can we revisit later?”
Or figure why you can’t speak up.
Or figure why you can’t speak up.
February 3, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Yes. This is the mature thing to do.
Mood:
To be such a personable and delightful person, I motherfucking hate people.
(Not yall innanet friends (and also my real friends), but the general fucking public.)
(Not yall innanet friends (and also my real friends), but the general fucking public.)
February 2, 2026 at 9:38 PM
Mood:
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Every day I better understand why God did not write motherhood into my story.
New pregnant woman body horror just dropped 😵💫😵💫😵💫😵💫
You called??
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February 2, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Every day I better understand why God did not write motherhood into my story.
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this is like sitting on a lego every time you want to rest and get off your feet, fuck outta here guy
February 2, 2026 at 5:29 PM
this is like sitting on a lego every time you want to rest and get off your feet, fuck outta here guy
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11:25am EST: Moon in Leo contraparallels Venus in Aquarius, then forms a quindecile to the North Node in Pisces. The beat goes on. It's time to let go of what you once held dear, and lean into the pain of becoming who you were meant to be.24°Le02' D 09°Pi02' R
February 2, 2026 at 4:25 PM
11:25am EST: Moon in Leo contraparallels Venus in Aquarius, then forms a quindecile to the North Node in Pisces. The beat goes on. It's time to let go of what you once held dear, and lean into the pain of becoming who you were meant to be.24°Le02' D 09°Pi02' R
Im really deep in my "yall got it" era. Cause I cannot find room to care much about whatever the fuck lmaooo
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Im really deep in my "yall got it" era. Cause I cannot find room to care much about whatever the fuck lmaooo
Talk about getting your wig split lmaoooo
February 1, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Talk about getting your wig split lmaoooo
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i'm sorry but they should call the fight if 26 of your 27 pieces flies off mid-fight
February 1, 2026 at 2:28 AM
i'm sorry but they should call the fight if 26 of your 27 pieces flies off mid-fight
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- -John F. Kennedy
"Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missin." - Abraham Lincoln
January 31, 2026 at 7:33 PM
- -John F. Kennedy
Im high, on the Playstation and my Wife made us breakfast.
January 31, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Im high, on the Playstation and my Wife made us breakfast.
Updating my PS5. Lawd.
January 31, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Updating my PS5. Lawd.
10 minutes is light work for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One friend who shall not be named sent me a 10 minute voice note before and after I complained he told me to hush at listen at 2x speed. Lol
January 31, 2026 at 5:55 PM
10 minutes is light work for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is my kind of carrying on!
January 31, 2026 at 5:05 PM
This is my kind of carrying on!