Mrs. Siren of Shenanigans
@reereeison1.bsky.social
50 of them thangs....married like shit. Live by mascara, die by winged eyeliner. Nice until I'm not so don't shift my balance. If my skyteam don't trust you, I don't either. It's STRICT in this mf. #WeDoNotCare
Im really deep in my "yall got it" era. Cause I cannot find room to care much about whatever the fuck lmaooo
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Im really deep in my "yall got it" era. Cause I cannot find room to care much about whatever the fuck lmaooo
Talk about getting your wig split lmaoooo
February 1, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Talk about getting your wig split lmaoooo
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i'm sorry but they should call the fight if 26 of your 27 pieces flies off mid-fight
February 1, 2026 at 2:28 AM
i'm sorry but they should call the fight if 26 of your 27 pieces flies off mid-fight
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- -John F. Kennedy
"Pull up to the scene with my ceiling missin." - Abraham Lincoln
January 31, 2026 at 7:33 PM
- -John F. Kennedy
Im high, on the Playstation and my Wife made us breakfast.
January 31, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Im high, on the Playstation and my Wife made us breakfast.
Updating my PS5. Lawd.
January 31, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Updating my PS5. Lawd.
10 minutes is light work for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
One friend who shall not be named sent me a 10 minute voice note before and after I complained he told me to hush at listen at 2x speed. Lol
January 31, 2026 at 5:55 PM
10 minutes is light work for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is my kind of carrying on!
January 31, 2026 at 5:05 PM
This is my kind of carrying on!
Imma always tell a beautiful woman that she's beautiful. Every time.
January 31, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Imma always tell a beautiful woman that she's beautiful. Every time.
The parts of your face I can see are absolutely stunning 💖
January 31, 2026 at 4:42 PM
The parts of your face I can see are absolutely stunning 💖
Nothing is better than partying with the ppl that were grown as hell and still out tf side when these songs came out. I love it!
Back That Azz Up by Juvenile is still a hip hop dance floor classic.
It shut the WHOLE place down at my 70 year-old uncle's house party for his 65 year-old girlfriend's birthday earlier this month. That was the most fun I've had at a party in a LONG time.
It shut the WHOLE place down at my 70 year-old uncle's house party for his 65 year-old girlfriend's birthday earlier this month. That was the most fun I've had at a party in a LONG time.
January 31, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Nothing is better than partying with the ppl that were grown as hell and still out tf side when these songs came out. I love it!
Today is one of my best friend's 50th birthday and im in her phone being silly as HELL 🤣🤣🤣🤣
January 31, 2026 at 4:21 PM
Today is one of my best friend's 50th birthday and im in her phone being silly as HELL 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Old enough to be thankful everyday my high school and college years were social media free.
January 31, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Old enough to be thankful everyday my high school and college years were social media free.
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y'all didn't send that girl up the steps for the new year and now look...
January 31, 2026 at 2:35 PM
y'all didn't send that girl up the steps for the new year and now look...
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✅ added to "Problematic Faves" playlist.
Tip done knocked all the late gen Xers and geriatric millenials hats to the side of they head with this new song lmaooo
January 31, 2026 at 5:21 AM
✅ added to "Problematic Faves" playlist.
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I really thought it was an old song I missed lol
Tip done knocked all the late gen Xers and geriatric millenials hats to the side of they head with this new song lmaooo
January 31, 2026 at 5:12 AM
I really thought it was an old song I missed lol
Tip done knocked all the late gen Xers and geriatric millenials hats to the side of they head with this new song lmaooo
January 31, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Tip done knocked all the late gen Xers and geriatric millenials hats to the side of they head with this new song lmaooo
They at LEAST both think they in love. A military nigga just tryna get a bigger housing stipend and a camaro 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ree I love you but there is ONE group of people that get married faster than military niggas.
Right? Don't put that shit on us Ricky Bobby, her ass just insane 🤣🤣🤣
January 31, 2026 at 2:40 AM
They at LEAST both think they in love. A military nigga just tryna get a bigger housing stipend and a camaro 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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I have 2 fresh bottles of wine and I found a random white claw in the back of the jeep.
What are we drinking this evening folks?
January 30, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I have 2 fresh bottles of wine and I found a random white claw in the back of the jeep.
You just called yourself old af lmao
I know she's famous for Beetlejuice, Home Alone & Schitt's Creek, but I remember Ms. O'Hara long ago on SCTV with John Candy and Rick Moranis
January 30, 2026 at 9:29 PM
You just called yourself old af lmao
You need 3 drinks. One for energy, one for flavor and plain water. One should also probably be carbonated but thats solely a preference.
Let's put it to the skyline, because I've never had a cup of coffee or coffee adjacent in my life:
Do one of my three emotional support drinks need to be coffee?
Do one of my three emotional support drinks need to be coffee?
It’s only girl shit if one of them is coffee
January 30, 2026 at 4:02 PM
You need 3 drinks. One for energy, one for flavor and plain water. One should also probably be carbonated but thats solely a preference.
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Crashing out is healthy. Holding it in causes disease of the mind and then the body. Crash out!
January 29, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Crashing out is healthy. Holding it in causes disease of the mind and then the body. Crash out!
Theres words here that feel nefarious when all in the same sentence.
I broke my strap on my guitar. Somehow knocked the whole nut/bolt loose but didn't crack the wood. Damn it!
January 29, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Theres words here that feel nefarious when all in the same sentence.