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BRYONY: You're an archivist, Gordon. It is your singular vocation. Archive Red Valley for me.
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
BRYONY: You're an archivist, Gordon. It is your singular vocation. Archive Red Valley for me.
WARREN: All our cells get replaced anyway, don't they? Every few years or whatever, I… I read that, right? We all shed our skin. We shed everything. Every atom. Become different people.
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
WARREN: All our cells get replaced anyway, don't they? Every few years or whatever, I… I read that, right? We all shed our skin. We shed everything. Every atom. Become different people.
WARREN: I didn't back down from a bully at school or walk away from an idiot in a pub because I thought it made me the better man, I did it because I was scared, because I was always smaller than they were, because I had no idea how to hit someone.
November 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
WARREN: I didn't back down from a bully at school or walk away from an idiot in a pub because I thought it made me the better man, I did it because I was scared, because I was always smaller than they were, because I had no idea how to hit someone.
REBECCA: Francesca. May you find the peace that so eluded you in life
in the boot of this Toyota Prius.
SHE PUTS A HAND ON THE BOOT LID.
REBECCA: Too bad you couldn't cut it…
in the boot of this Toyota Prius.
SHE PUTS A HAND ON THE BOOT LID.
REBECCA: Too bad you couldn't cut it…
November 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
REBECCA: Francesca. May you find the peace that so eluded you in life
in the boot of this Toyota Prius.
SHE PUTS A HAND ON THE BOOT LID.
REBECCA: Too bad you couldn't cut it…
in the boot of this Toyota Prius.
SHE PUTS A HAND ON THE BOOT LID.
REBECCA: Too bad you couldn't cut it…
WARREN: G…Gordon's down here?
AUBREY: He's just next door. Always has been.
WARREN: Can I… Can I see him?
AUBREY: Of course you can see him.
AUBREY: He's just next door. Always has been.
WARREN: Can I… Can I see him?
AUBREY: Of course you can see him.
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
WARREN: G…Gordon's down here?
AUBREY: He's just next door. Always has been.
WARREN: Can I… Can I see him?
AUBREY: Of course you can see him.
AUBREY: He's just next door. Always has been.
WARREN: Can I… Can I see him?
AUBREY: Of course you can see him.
GORDON: You're talking about the Red Valley Seed Vault.
WARREN: Sorry, the what?
WARREN: Sorry, the what?
November 24, 2025 at 11:41 PM
GORDON: You're talking about the Red Valley Seed Vault.
WARREN: Sorry, the what?
WARREN: Sorry, the what?
AUBREY: But she just couldn't help herself. Under all the cloaks and daggers and bluster and putdowns. she wouldn't hide her excitement about the work. It was magnetic. I wanted to be like her.
November 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
AUBREY: But she just couldn't help herself. Under all the cloaks and daggers and bluster and putdowns. she wouldn't hide her excitement about the work. It was magnetic. I wanted to be like her.
DOUG: Welcome to Overhead. Keep digging.
November 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
DOUG: Welcome to Overhead. Keep digging.
WARREN: Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure. You haven't been waiting for me to wake up this whole time, have you?
GORDON: Well, all anyone does here is wait for you to wake up.,
GORDON: Well, all anyone does here is wait for you to wake up.,
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
WARREN: Oh, yeah, yeah. Sure. You haven't been waiting for me to wake up this whole time, have you?
GORDON: Well, all anyone does here is wait for you to wake up.,
GORDON: Well, all anyone does here is wait for you to wake up.,
ALL: Happy death day to you. Happy death day to you. Happy death day dear Melvin. Happy death day to you.
November 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
ALL: Happy death day to you. Happy death day to you. Happy death day dear Melvin. Happy death day to you.
AUBREY: Well of course worry about Waffles. Just put her in a tupperware or something.
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 PM
AUBREY: Well of course worry about Waffles. Just put her in a tupperware or something.
PAMELA: Why are you smiling like that?
CLIVE: Just thinking about the future.
PAMELA: I'll drink to that.
CLIVE: Just thinking about the future.
PAMELA: I'll drink to that.
November 24, 2025 at 8:11 PM
PAMELA: Why are you smiling like that?
CLIVE: Just thinking about the future.
PAMELA: I'll drink to that.
CLIVE: Just thinking about the future.
PAMELA: I'll drink to that.
GORDON: Ok… Clive Schill asked me about you and said you were going through a lot, and, well I thought-
WARREN: Oh, fuck that guy. Through his trousers.
WARREN: Oh, fuck that guy. Through his trousers.
November 24, 2025 at 7:36 PM
GORDON: Ok… Clive Schill asked me about you and said you were going through a lot, and, well I thought-
WARREN: Oh, fuck that guy. Through his trousers.
WARREN: Oh, fuck that guy. Through his trousers.
CLIVE: Away in a Gordon, a dick on his head, the little lord Gordon is such a dickhead, I'll be coming in January to see how you are, if you've messed up anything I'll hit you with my car. I'll actually be coming in a helicopter though. A hel-ee-cop-tahh.
November 24, 2025 at 7:05 PM
CLIVE: Away in a Gordon, a dick on his head, the little lord Gordon is such a dickhead, I'll be coming in January to see how you are, if you've messed up anything I'll hit you with my car. I'll actually be coming in a helicopter though. A hel-ee-cop-tahh.
CLIVE: Joined at the hip. Clive and Pam.
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
CLIVE: Joined at the hip. Clive and Pam.
AUBREY: Okay. Tunnel door, midnight. You and Warren, don't worry about anything else. I'll take care of it.
November 24, 2025 at 5:59 PM
AUBREY: Okay. Tunnel door, midnight. You and Warren, don't worry about anything else. I'll take care of it.
GORDON: I was scared of people. Talking to people on the phone. Or in person. Or anywhere. The idea of calling a customer service line because my wifi had gone down, or to haggle over upgrading my phone, that would make me sweat. And then I was here and it was all gone.
November 24, 2025 at 5:28 PM
GORDON: I was scared of people. Talking to people on the phone. Or in person. Or anywhere. The idea of calling a customer service line because my wifi had gone down, or to haggle over upgrading my phone, that would make me sweat. And then I was here and it was all gone.
WARREN: Anxiety poo is a thing that I do. It's why I don't go to music festivals.
November 24, 2025 at 4:53 PM
WARREN: Anxiety poo is a thing that I do. It's why I don't go to music festivals.
WARREN: Do you ignore everyone in the future or just me?
AUBREY: Are you okay to walk?
WARREN: I'll walk up Ballbag if you start answering me.
AUBREY: Are you okay to walk?
WARREN: I'll walk up Ballbag if you start answering me.
November 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
WARREN: Do you ignore everyone in the future or just me?
AUBREY: Are you okay to walk?
WARREN: I'll walk up Ballbag if you start answering me.
AUBREY: Are you okay to walk?
WARREN: I'll walk up Ballbag if you start answering me.
CLIVE: I wasn't kidding man, I'll stab you in the fucking eye with this fork. Now that's a really elaborate suicide but I reckon I can do it.
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
CLIVE: I wasn't kidding man, I'll stab you in the fucking eye with this fork. Now that's a really elaborate suicide but I reckon I can do it.
GORDON: Does it get boring putting 'cryo' in front of everything you invent?
BRYONY: Like you wouldn't cryobelieve.
BRYONY: Like you wouldn't cryobelieve.
November 24, 2025 at 3:11 PM
GORDON: Does it get boring putting 'cryo' in front of everything you invent?
BRYONY: Like you wouldn't cryobelieve.
BRYONY: Like you wouldn't cryobelieve.
HIS PHONE VIBRATES. IN ANNOYANCE HE TAKES THE CALL.
CLIVE: Oh Christ… Babe, I told you, I am working. Can we please discuss this la-
IT'S NOT CLIVE'S WIFE.
CLIVE: Oh Christ… Babe, I told you, I am working. Can we please discuss this la-
IT'S NOT CLIVE'S WIFE.
November 24, 2025 at 2:36 PM
HIS PHONE VIBRATES. IN ANNOYANCE HE TAKES THE CALL.
CLIVE: Oh Christ… Babe, I told you, I am working. Can we please discuss this la-
IT'S NOT CLIVE'S WIFE.
CLIVE: Oh Christ… Babe, I told you, I am working. Can we please discuss this la-
IT'S NOT CLIVE'S WIFE.
AUBREY: Honestly, they look like a brick shithouse and a giant haystack had babies. And then those babies went to the gym.
November 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
AUBREY: Honestly, they look like a brick shithouse and a giant haystack had babies. And then those babies went to the gym.
CLIVE: Oh, Big Billy Ballbag.
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
CLIVE: Oh, Big Billy Ballbag.
WARREN: If I'd been built like He-Man I wouldn't have backed down, I would've broken their faces. I wasn't better, I was weaker.
November 24, 2025 at 12:56 PM
WARREN: If I'd been built like He-Man I wouldn't have backed down, I would've broken their faces. I wasn't better, I was weaker.