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Nick Burdon
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6ft 1 Ape-Descended Life Form, Dog Owner, Guitar Player, & owner of a very eclectic Ipod. Senior Lecturer in Aero Engineering. These are my own thoughts
I hear Jive Bunny went down well at the Superbowl.
February 9, 2026 at 9:00 AM
Every bloody time...
February 8, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Just seen the de-aged Jurassic Park ad...
February 3, 2026 at 9:12 AM
How about splicing in "Debbie does Dallas" into #MELANIA, the ratings might improve, and it's almost the same story?
February 1, 2026 at 12:36 AM
The "Board Of Peace" logo looks like something from a film involving a faked United Nations, made by the cheapest art department known to man.
January 22, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Down side of having a 2 year old, you dont always enjoy the programmes they want to watch...

Irritating, depressing and annoying young rabbit in dungarees? That's a Bing thing.
January 22, 2026 at 5:04 PM
"BRING ON THE WALL!"
Central London, £3,450 pcm
January 22, 2026 at 10:07 AM
It's a good thing Lord of the Rings was made 25 years ago, today the story would be about Sauron demanding the Saruman Peace Prize while persecuting none native Orcs, and insisting South Gondor should be part of Mordor.
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January 19, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Pretty sure people asked for Trump to go to Hell?
January 18, 2026 at 4:49 PM
And in today's example of head spinning #irony, the American President is telling people to protest and make note of the killer's name... You just can't make this shit up.
January 13, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Post a pic of the venue where you saw your first concert and the band or artist.

Old Trafford Cricket Ground, Move Festival, David Bowie, Suede and The Divine Comedy, 2002
January 11, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Later #JDVance will post the Zapruder film, and tell us John F Kennedy accidentally shot himself in the head while waving a gun at the crowds in Dallas.
January 9, 2026 at 7:40 PM
The latest #DoctorWho running theme just been accidentally released. "I am Rip Worm, and I bring Sutehk's gift of ocelots to all!"
I pass by this graffito every day, and every time I see it I have a new question.
January 8, 2026 at 11:20 AM
It's funny how the "Right Wing" are always the ones to assume there's a hidden but real "Radical Left" underlying network that anyone who isn't right wing must belong to. Is it projection?!
January 8, 2026 at 10:47 AM
"Yes, its Tuesday Wacky Fun Time Hour, with your favorite war criminal, the felon in chief, and almost definite pedophile; Donald "Its the way I tell 'em" Trump!"
January 6, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Are you a convicted felon? Has your brain melted to the point you are destroying the country and forgotten your name is on every other page of the Epstein Files? Why not try the ultimate distraction and start a War! MAGA will ignore your warmongering AND pedophilia!
January 3, 2026 at 12:04 PM
I'm a happy bunny after this surprise from my wife for Christmas!
December 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Just heard about Thomas Skinner, his 1.4% popularity vote, and his publicist dropping him. Bosh
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December 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Ok, who the hell is responsible for this shite?
December 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
War Between The Land & The Sea (1964)
December 22, 2025 at 3:45 PM
"David Walliams is a sex pest"
December 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
This isn't just Carbon Monoxide, it's M&S Carbon Monoxide
December 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Lovely to listen to this conversation on a wet Monday, and the documentary mentioned "Heart of the Angel" is a treat too! www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuRW...
December 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
I assume all the lamppost union flags will now be badly tied up at half mast.
December 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Nice to see the Crispy Master back, even if he is sucking a lolly. #DoctorWho
December 11, 2025 at 5:30 PM