Reality Dysfunction
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I have a very scary cat. Probably some other stuff, but check out my scary cat.
So it goes
October 8, 2025 at 1:01 AM
So it goes
The words "felony" and "feline" both come from Old French felonie, meaning "wickedness" or "evil deed," which derives from fellon (an "evildoer") is a cool fact that I just made up
October 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The words "felony" and "feline" both come from Old French felonie, meaning "wickedness" or "evil deed," which derives from fellon (an "evildoer") is a cool fact that I just made up
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil
June 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil
Monty just wants you to know that she doesn't approve
March 22, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Monty just wants you to know that she doesn't approve
When you make to heaven John Candy gives you a really big hug
March 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
When you make to heaven John Candy gives you a really big hug
Unfortunately Spike has been lost at sea
March 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Unfortunately Spike has been lost at sea
I feel like I just paid rent a couple weeks ago and they're now expecting me to pay rent again in a couple weeks??
March 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I feel like I just paid rent a couple weeks ago and they're now expecting me to pay rent again in a couple weeks??
How did I become my boss's mom??
March 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
How did I become my boss's mom??
When you're really good at Sunday
March 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
When you're really good at Sunday
I'm starting to think these Americans are acting a little goofy
March 7, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I'm starting to think these Americans are acting a little goofy
Can everyone move their ears in a way that makes crunching sound inside, or is that just me?
March 3, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Can everyone move their ears in a way that makes crunching sound inside, or is that just me?
I swear she's purring in this picture
February 24, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I swear she's purring in this picture
I believe we should enact heavy tarrifs against the US for all of the media products I torrent anyway.
February 2, 2025 at 6:13 AM
I believe we should enact heavy tarrifs against the US for all of the media products I torrent anyway.
Someone got into the bag of catnip mice last night. I don't like to just throw out accusations but...
January 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Someone got into the bag of catnip mice last night. I don't like to just throw out accusations but...
Here be dragons
January 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Here be dragons
My cat, who is an indoor cat, is screaming to be let outside as I leave for work. It's -8 outside. I don't have the energy to explain the situation to him.
January 6, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My cat, who is an indoor cat, is screaming to be let outside as I leave for work. It's -8 outside. I don't have the energy to explain the situation to him.
When I was a teenage barrister I brought my grandfather a pound of fancy coffee, and he hid it so nobody would use any Christmas morning. Once he turned around in the middle of a 5 hour car trip to come back for cheese he left in my parents' fridge. I miss that man so much.
December 21, 2024 at 11:35 PM
When I was a teenage barrister I brought my grandfather a pound of fancy coffee, and he hid it so nobody would use any Christmas morning. Once he turned around in the middle of a 5 hour car trip to come back for cheese he left in my parents' fridge. I miss that man so much.
I'm so stressed, why can't I just have a tiny bit of time for myself over holidays. Just a teeny bit of me time?
*monkey paw closes a finger. A child coughs in my direction*
*monkey paw closes a finger. A child coughs in my direction*
December 21, 2024 at 2:42 AM
I'm so stressed, why can't I just have a tiny bit of time for myself over holidays. Just a teeny bit of me time?
*monkey paw closes a finger. A child coughs in my direction*
*monkey paw closes a finger. A child coughs in my direction*
Everything is stupid and I hate it.
December 21, 2024 at 2:36 AM
Everything is stupid and I hate it.
Full moon over Cherono
December 16, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Full moon over Cherono
If mammoths were still around we would make fun of elephants for being bald mammoths.
December 14, 2024 at 9:43 PM
If mammoths were still around we would make fun of elephants for being bald mammoths.
Me every winter when I finally break down and start wearing a parka instead of the lightest jacket imaginable: Bwahaha fuck you entropy, you worthless cosmic bitch
December 14, 2024 at 3:26 PM
Me every winter when I finally break down and start wearing a parka instead of the lightest jacket imaginable: Bwahaha fuck you entropy, you worthless cosmic bitch
Everyone thinks they're a badass until they've taken slightly more shroomz than they should and an aggressive cable service sales person nocks on the door.
December 14, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Everyone thinks they're a badass until they've taken slightly more shroomz than they should and an aggressive cable service sales person nocks on the door.
Facebook decided to remind me it was a year ago that I lost my best little buddy..
December 8, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Facebook decided to remind me it was a year ago that I lost my best little buddy..
