Reality Dysfunction
@realitydysfunction.bsky.social
I have a very scary cat. Probably some other stuff, but check out my scary cat.
I imagine i was very high for thos but I think i genuinely made him mad
October 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I imagine i was very high for thos but I think i genuinely made him mad
I can't be the only one now thinking of this
August 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I can't be the only one now thinking of this
How Not My Cat just became Monty the cat
August 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
How Not My Cat just became Monty the cat
My cat, deeply concerned I'm depriving myself of great joy by looking at my phone instead of him
July 27, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My cat, deeply concerned I'm depriving myself of great joy by looking at my phone instead of him
"It's Saturday, can't you two just play nice fir once?"
July 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
"It's Saturday, can't you two just play nice fir once?"
Many such cases
July 13, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Many such cases
Satan? Yeah I met him, wasn't impressed.
June 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Satan? Yeah I met him, wasn't impressed.
Aww I have of those but went for the evil model
June 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Aww I have of those but went for the evil model
Only on a magical place, like Toronto
June 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Only on a magical place, like Toronto
Okay then what's going on here?
June 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Okay then what's going on here?
First day coming inside vs..
June 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
First day coming inside vs..
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil
June 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil
At least they don't threaten you until you come to them
June 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
At least they don't threaten you until you come to them
I'm just here to share pictures of the random porch monsters I've let move into my house
June 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I'm just here to share pictures of the random porch monsters I've let move into my house
Gizmo could unlock windows, only to leave him on the neighbors roof, begging to be let inside
June 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Gizmo could unlock windows, only to leave him on the neighbors roof, begging to be let inside
Sorry is for those that lack conviction
June 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Sorry is for those that lack conviction
I can't speak to any crimes thay may or may not have occurred Monty adjacent. However I do believe you will not be tragically lost at sea, like poor clumsy Spike was.
June 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I can't speak to any crimes thay may or may not have occurred Monty adjacent. However I do believe you will not be tragically lost at sea, like poor clumsy Spike was.
You just made her list. Best of luck out there
June 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
You just made her list. Best of luck out there
She's the absolute picture of innocence and I do not suspect at all that she's in hiding from the feds
June 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
She's the absolute picture of innocence and I do not suspect at all that she's in hiding from the feds
Hmm I looked up from a zoom meeting yesterday see Monty here trying to chew through the hdmi cable to my computer
June 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Hmm I looked up from a zoom meeting yesterday see Monty here trying to chew through the hdmi cable to my computer
Look at this doofus
June 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Look at this doofus