He’s a ten but it’s the pain scale.

Time to modernize health care, let’s replace the term physician with “health influencer” and start teaching courses on TikTok Dance in medical school instead of cell membrane physiology or whatever useless nerd stuff they’re still going on about

Capitalismas is the holiday that truly unites us all.

Ourodoofus

News from the front lines is that guy wasn’t actually powering the health insurance engine and it continues to run. I think we’re going to have to send a guy in an X-wing to fire a proton torpedo into a thermal exhaust port, it’s the only way.

@rogerseheult.bsky.social

Just to be crystal clear, the New York Post are saying killing a rich white CEO is bad but killing a black homeless man is good

Yes, medical training is long and arduous and you will accumulate untold debt, but once you are an attending you will be given the opportunity to see a patient who was two hours late over your lunch break and it will all feel so worth it. #primarycare

Maybe someday our great grandchildren’s great grandchildren will look upon skibidi toilet and related content like we look upon Shakespeare, like gosh what a dignified time but maybe I’m just not smart enough to get it.

Well, it’s that time of year when I gauge my PHQ-9 score by the speed at which I cover my house with Christmas lights. #SeasonalAffectiveDecorations

Giving thanks today for the small things that make practicing primary care tolerable:
- Japanese ballpoint pens
- an office with a working thermostat and a window
- AirPods that still work after being run through the washing machine
- the “do not allow replies” button on my EMR

Life hack for Epic super-users: you can postpone every last inbox message to the next day, and then you get a message from your inbox that says “Nice Job!” Do this every day and you’ll never have to stress about your inbox again! #medsky #epic #primarycare