Donald J. Trump
@realdonaldtruump.bsky.social
SENILE PRESIDENT BY DAY. HAMBURGLAR BY NIGHT. PREVIOUS BFF OF JEFFREY EPSTEIN. CURRENTLY 5’11” AND 290 LBS OF LEAN, PATRIOTIC MASS
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Parody; Not affiliated with POTUS or Donald Trump.
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MY ANTIFA POEM (MADE DURING MY ARTS, CRAFTS, AND READING TIME THIS MORNING)
ANTIFA OH ANTIFA
YOU AINT GOT NOTHING ON
QUEEN LATIFA
ANTIFA OH ANTIFA
AMERICA ID NEVER LEAVE YA
ANTIFA OH ANTIFA
A LIBERAL
I WOULDNT WANNA BE YA
ANTIFA O ANTIFA
OF BEING ON THE EPSTEIN LIST?
I AM GUILTY-UH
ANTIFA OH ANTIFA
YOU AINT GOT NOTHING ON
QUEEN LATIFA
ANTIFA OH ANTIFA
AMERICA ID NEVER LEAVE YA
ANTIFA OH ANTIFA
A LIBERAL
I WOULDNT WANNA BE YA
ANTIFA O ANTIFA
OF BEING ON THE EPSTEIN LIST?
I AM GUILTY-UH
Reposted by Donald J. Trump
Charlie Kirk's organization, Turning Point USA, continued its national tour of college campuses with a stop at Virginia Tech ahead of pivotal elections in the state.
Conservative media pundit Megyn Kelly got into a heated exchange with an attendee over political violence. https://cnn.it/4pFvqvJ
Conservative media pundit Megyn Kelly got into a heated exchange with an attendee over political violence. https://cnn.it/4pFvqvJ
September 25, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Charlie Kirk's organization, Turning Point USA, continued its national tour of college campuses with a stop at Virginia Tech ahead of pivotal elections in the state.
Conservative media pundit Megyn Kelly got into a heated exchange with an attendee over political violence. https://cnn.it/4pFvqvJ
Conservative media pundit Megyn Kelly got into a heated exchange with an attendee over political violence. https://cnn.it/4pFvqvJ
BE HONEST. WHO HERE CAN READ. I CANT. SOME SAY I HAVE THE BEST ILLITERACY OF ALL TIME. IM HIGHLY ILLITERATE.
September 18, 2025 at 12:29 PM
BE HONEST. WHO HERE CAN READ. I CANT. SOME SAY I HAVE THE BEST ILLITERACY OF ALL TIME. IM HIGHLY ILLITERATE.
MY ANTIFA POEM (MADE DURING MY ARTS, CRAFTS, AND READING TIME THIS MORNING)
ANTIFA OH ANTIFA
YOU AINT GOT NOTHING ON
QUEEN LATIFA
ANTIFA OH ANTIFA
AMERICA ID NEVER LEAVE YA
ANTIFA OH ANTIFA
A LIBERAL
I WOULDNT WANNA BE YA
ANTIFA O ANTIFA
OF BEING ON THE EPSTEIN LIST?
I AM GUILTY-UH
ANTIFA OH ANTIFA
YOU AINT GOT NOTHING ON
QUEEN LATIFA
ANTIFA OH ANTIFA
AMERICA ID NEVER LEAVE YA
ANTIFA OH ANTIFA
A LIBERAL
I WOULDNT WANNA BE YA
ANTIFA O ANTIFA
OF BEING ON THE EPSTEIN LIST?
I AM GUILTY-UH
September 18, 2025 at 12:21 PM
MY ANTIFA POEM (MADE DURING MY ARTS, CRAFTS, AND READING TIME THIS MORNING)
ANTIFA OH ANTIFA
YOU AINT GOT NOTHING ON
QUEEN LATIFA
ANTIFA OH ANTIFA
AMERICA ID NEVER LEAVE YA
ANTIFA OH ANTIFA
A LIBERAL
I WOULDNT WANNA BE YA
ANTIFA O ANTIFA
OF BEING ON THE EPSTEIN LIST?
I AM GUILTY-UH
ANTIFA OH ANTIFA
YOU AINT GOT NOTHING ON
QUEEN LATIFA
ANTIFA OH ANTIFA
AMERICA ID NEVER LEAVE YA
ANTIFA OH ANTIFA
A LIBERAL
I WOULDNT WANNA BE YA
ANTIFA O ANTIFA
OF BEING ON THE EPSTEIN LIST?
I AM GUILTY-UH
THE MCDONALDS ARCH LIGHTING UP AT NIGHT IS LIKE THE BAT SIGNAL TO ME. I DONT WANT TO EAT 10 QUARTER POUNDERS. I HAVE TO
September 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
THE MCDONALDS ARCH LIGHTING UP AT NIGHT IS LIKE THE BAT SIGNAL TO ME. I DONT WANT TO EAT 10 QUARTER POUNDERS. I HAVE TO
DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK STEPHEN MILLER IS A CUCK? I CANT PROVE IT. BUT I KNOW IT!
September 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK STEPHEN MILLER IS A CUCK? I CANT PROVE IT. BUT I KNOW IT!
DONALD TRUMP HIMSELF HAS REACHED OUT TO THIS ACCOUNT. HE WANTS IT TAKEN DOWN. KNOWING WHAT I KNOW FROM THE ART OF THE DEAL I TOLD HIM IF HE SENDS ME A PIC OF HIM DOING A GLUTE SPREAD I WILL TAKE IT DOWN. STILL WAITING!
September 18, 2025 at 12:13 PM
DONALD TRUMP HIMSELF HAS REACHED OUT TO THIS ACCOUNT. HE WANTS IT TAKEN DOWN. KNOWING WHAT I KNOW FROM THE ART OF THE DEAL I TOLD HIM IF HE SENDS ME A PIC OF HIM DOING A GLUTE SPREAD I WILL TAKE IT DOWN. STILL WAITING!
I AM IMPOTENT!
September 18, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I AM IMPOTENT!
SOME SAY I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING. LETS BE CLEAR EVEN IF THAT WAS THE CASE I WOULD BE THE BEST AT IT. I WOULD NOT KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING WAY MORE THAN ANYONE EVER HAS. I WOULDNT HAVE A CLUE ON A LEVEL NEVER SEEN BEFORE.
September 18, 2025 at 10:37 AM
SOME SAY I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING. LETS BE CLEAR EVEN IF THAT WAS THE CASE I WOULD BE THE BEST AT IT. I WOULD NOT KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING WAY MORE THAN ANYONE EVER HAS. I WOULDNT HAVE A CLUE ON A LEVEL NEVER SEEN BEFORE.
I AM A PRESIDENT FOR THE COMMON EVERYDAY BILLIONAIRE!
September 18, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I AM A PRESIDENT FOR THE COMMON EVERYDAY BILLIONAIRE!
YES. MELANIE DOES HAVE A SMALL RAT CONTROLLING HER EVERY MOVE UNDERNEATH THAT HAT
September 18, 2025 at 10:23 AM
YES. MELANIE DOES HAVE A SMALL RAT CONTROLLING HER EVERY MOVE UNDERNEATH THAT HAT
ALL NEW FBI EMPLOYEES WILL BE REQUIRED TO SHOW COCK AND BALLS BY END OF WEEK OR GET FIRED
February 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
ALL NEW FBI EMPLOYEES WILL BE REQUIRED TO SHOW COCK AND BALLS BY END OF WEEK OR GET FIRED
I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE A BILL TO CONGRESS THAT WOULD ALLOW EACH AMERICAN ONE FREE BBL A YEAR. THANK YOU FOR THE EXTRA MONEY, DOGE!
February 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE A BILL TO CONGRESS THAT WOULD ALLOW EACH AMERICAN ONE FREE BBL A YEAR. THANK YOU FOR THE EXTRA MONEY, DOGE!
CURRENTLY EDGING
February 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
CURRENTLY EDGING
DEI IS VERY IMPORTANT. SO MANY BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WOMEN ARENT CHOSEN FOR JOBS, BEING WRITTEN OFF AS STUPID. PROTECT OUR BLONDE WOMEN!
February 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
DEI IS VERY IMPORTANT. SO MANY BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WOMEN ARENT CHOSEN FOR JOBS, BEING WRITTEN OFF AS STUPID. PROTECT OUR BLONDE WOMEN!
JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH MY SNOW BUNNY VLADDY DADDY PUTIN. HE SAID MANY GREAT THINGS ABOUT ME. ZELINSKY NEVER COMPLIMENTS ME!
February 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
JUST GOT OFF THE PHONE WITH MY SNOW BUNNY VLADDY DADDY PUTIN. HE SAID MANY GREAT THINGS ABOUT ME. ZELINSKY NEVER COMPLIMENTS ME!
I AM A BIG DRAKE FAN NOW!
February 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I AM A BIG DRAKE FAN NOW!
LIKE IF YOU THINK ELON MUSK HAS A FAT PUSSY!
February 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
LIKE IF YOU THINK ELON MUSK HAS A FAT PUSSY!
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The current administration and States can pass all the executive orders/laws till they are blue in the face, but they will not erase us! 🇺🇸🏳️⚧️
No one can force me back into the closet.
No one can force me back into the closet.
February 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The current administration and States can pass all the executive orders/laws till they are blue in the face, but they will not erase us! 🇺🇸🏳️⚧️
No one can force me back into the closet.
No one can force me back into the closet.
THRIFTED A PRETTY RED ARM BAND. VERY STYLISH!
February 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
THRIFTED A PRETTY RED ARM BAND. VERY STYLISH!
FIRST BOOK OF THE YEAR DONE. MEIN KAMPF WAS A GREAT READ!
February 7, 2025 at 12:37 AM
FIRST BOOK OF THE YEAR DONE. MEIN KAMPF WAS A GREAT READ!
I HAVE RECENTLY LEARNED THAT CANADA IS MOSTLY WHITE. TARIFFS WILL BE RESCINDED.
February 2, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I HAVE RECENTLY LEARNED THAT CANADA IS MOSTLY WHITE. TARIFFS WILL BE RESCINDED.
Reposted by Donald J. Trump
NO MORE DEI PILOTS. FROM NOW ON ALL PILOTS WILL BE BLONDE WITH BLUE EYES. AND WHITE! CONSISTENCY!
February 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
NO MORE DEI PILOTS. FROM NOW ON ALL PILOTS WILL BE BLONDE WITH BLUE EYES. AND WHITE! CONSISTENCY!
NO MORE DEI PILOTS. FROM NOW ON ALL PILOTS WILL BE BLONDE WITH BLUE EYES. AND WHITE! CONSISTENCY!
February 1, 2025 at 8:50 PM
NO MORE DEI PILOTS. FROM NOW ON ALL PILOTS WILL BE BLONDE WITH BLUE EYES. AND WHITE! CONSISTENCY!
THE ONLY THING ELON “HEILS” IS THIS FAT DUMP-TRUCK ASS OF MINE
January 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
THE ONLY THING ELON “HEILS” IS THIS FAT DUMP-TRUCK ASS OF MINE