Dana White
@realdanawhite.bsky.social
Parodying Dana White until he dies of redness
then parodying him some more.
then parodying him some more.
I've gotta be honest everyone. I thought that he was smarter than this.
April 3, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I've gotta be honest everyone. I thought that he was smarter than this.
Any enemy of Francis is a friend of mine! 😊
Izzy Adesanya taking Francis Ngannou with him to my list of enemies.
February 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Any enemy of Francis is a friend of mine! 😊
My New Years resolution: No more paying taxes. Any taxes. Income, capital gains, sales - fuck them all! Happy New Year!
January 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
My New Years resolution: No more paying taxes. Any taxes. Income, capital gains, sales - fuck them all! Happy New Year!
I’m not going to allow Conor to fight either of the Paul twins.
I will fight them instead.
I will fight them instead.
December 25, 2024 at 12:39 AM
I’m not going to allow Conor to fight either of the Paul twins.
I will fight them instead.
I will fight them instead.
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You thought we were really gonna headline UFC 300 with a LOSER like Jamahal Hill? YOU FUCKING CLOWNS. UFC 300’s REAL main event will be written on a slip of paper and tied to the leg of a rhesus monkey. The monkey will be shaved, covered in grease, and released somewhere in Nevada. Whoever finds it
March 16, 2024 at 7:54 PM
You thought we were really gonna headline UFC 300 with a LOSER like Jamahal Hill? YOU FUCKING CLOWNS. UFC 300’s REAL main event will be written on a slip of paper and tied to the leg of a rhesus monkey. The monkey will be shaved, covered in grease, and released somewhere in Nevada. Whoever finds it
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So many people wearing their dress Camo are gonna take time out of their holiday and be angry because a black guy is singing country music at halftime. It makes me laugh tbh
November 28, 2024 at 6:43 PM
So many people wearing their dress Camo are gonna take time out of their holiday and be angry because a black guy is singing country music at halftime. It makes me laugh tbh
This weekend’s card is one of the greatest combat sports events of all time and anyone who tells you otherwise is working for the commies/PFL
November 28, 2024 at 9:05 AM
This weekend’s card is one of the greatest combat sports events of all time and anyone who tells you otherwise is working for the commies/PFL
Charles Oliveira has been cut from the UFC and America for snubbing Donald Trump. Keep your politics out of the octagon.
November 18, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Charles Oliveira has been cut from the UFC and America for snubbing Donald Trump. Keep your politics out of the octagon.
Phone, search “can the UFC get Alex Jones’d by Tim Onion?”
November 15, 2024 at 9:53 AM
Phone, search “can the UFC get Alex Jones’d by Tim Onion?”
I say worse things about Puerto Rico every morning. This country’s so soft.
Also, Biden’s comments should put him in Guantanamo Bay, which is… on top of Puerto Rico? A system of caves underneath it? Maybe there’s a ferry involved somehow?
Also, Biden’s comments should put him in Guantanamo Bay, which is… on top of Puerto Rico? A system of caves underneath it? Maybe there’s a ferry involved somehow?
October 30, 2024 at 9:26 AM
I say worse things about Puerto Rico every morning. This country’s so soft.
Also, Biden’s comments should put him in Guantanamo Bay, which is… on top of Puerto Rico? A system of caves underneath it? Maybe there’s a ferry involved somehow?
Also, Biden’s comments should put him in Guantanamo Bay, which is… on top of Puerto Rico? A system of caves underneath it? Maybe there’s a ferry involved somehow?
The commission’s still being pussies about my Hammer Fighting Championship idea.
July 24, 2024 at 6:57 PM
The commission’s still being pussies about my Hammer Fighting Championship idea.
Google AI says that it’ll still reattach 🤷🏻♂️
Jon can have his finger back after he fights Stipe. #UFC
July 17, 2024 at 8:15 AM
Google AI says that it’ll still reattach 🤷🏻♂️
I still like this guy more than Ariel Helwani.
July 4, 2024 at 9:09 AM
I still like this guy more than Ariel Helwani.
Hey now. Knock it off.
July 4, 2024 at 5:44 AM
Hey now. Knock it off.
God dammit Donny. What’s said at a cross burning *stays* at the cross burning. We all know the rules 🤦🏻♂️
June 23, 2024 at 7:14 PM
God dammit Donny. What’s said at a cross burning *stays* at the cross burning. We all know the rules 🤦🏻♂️
Following the success of UFC 300, I will only respond if referred to as God, El Fantastico, or Emperor Daddy.
April 23, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Following the success of UFC 300, I will only respond if referred to as God, El Fantastico, or Emperor Daddy.
That’s probably how much we’ve screwed Jon Jones out of 😂We’re splitting that between all of the fighters? I love this country 🇺🇸
March 21, 2024 at 9:54 AM
That’s probably how much we’ve screwed Jon Jones out of 😂We’re splitting that between all of the fighters? I love this country 🇺🇸
It’s in every UFC heavyweight’s contract that if you lose to Marcin Tybura, we no longer have to pay you. The remainder of Tai Tuivasa’s career will be spent paying off the debt he owes us for that performance.
March 17, 2024 at 1:57 PM
It’s in every UFC heavyweight’s contract that if you lose to Marcin Tybura, we no longer have to pay you. The remainder of Tai Tuivasa’s career will be spent paying off the debt he owes us for that performance.
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Me: just you wait until I get washboard abs
Wife: I don't like abs, I want you to have some tummy
Me: well today we learn we don't always get what we want
Wife: I don't like abs, I want you to have some tummy
Me: well today we learn we don't always get what we want
March 16, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Me: just you wait until I get washboard abs
Wife: I don't like abs, I want you to have some tummy
Me: well today we learn we don't always get what we want
Wife: I don't like abs, I want you to have some tummy
Me: well today we learn we don't always get what we want
You thought we were really gonna headline UFC 300 with a LOSER like Jamahal Hill? YOU FUCKING CLOWNS. UFC 300’s REAL main event will be written on a slip of paper and tied to the leg of a rhesus monkey. The monkey will be shaved, covered in grease, and released somewhere in Nevada. Whoever finds it
March 16, 2024 at 7:54 PM
You thought we were really gonna headline UFC 300 with a LOSER like Jamahal Hill? YOU FUCKING CLOWNS. UFC 300’s REAL main event will be written on a slip of paper and tied to the leg of a rhesus monkey. The monkey will be shaved, covered in grease, and released somewhere in Nevada. Whoever finds it