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Think for yourself and question authority.

If you block me, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
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I mean look you can try to be mad at me, but he's the thing:

Nothing you say is ruining my mood. You simply aren't that important to me.

I am giving you an opportunity to be mature and reasonable. If not, I just won't reply.

How would you like to proceed?
November 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
This was the problem with gaming journalism, too.
1) this from @marisakabas.bsky.social is good as always

2) as she lays out, part of the problem is there is an entire class of journalist and of publication that is obsessed…OBSESSED with access. if access can be taken away then you need to pull punches

www.thehandbasket.co/p/moral-rot-...
Moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field
The Nuzzi/RFK Jr. mess and the revelation of Esptein's journo pals lay bare a profound moral absence at the heart of our free press.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Spare me the performative outrage.
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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edible mascots infers digestible mascots. in this analysis i will *manager slams my laptop shut*
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!

- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls

- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The only true test of intelligence...

www.youtube.com/shorts/V1S05...
The only true test of intelligence.
YouTube video by Naval
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Oh, Canada.
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Can't get worse.
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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Don't do any of this.
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
LOL maybe Brexit wouldn't have happened if Thatcher had had her way. Nice job breaking it, hero.

www.bbc.com/culture/arti...
November 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
apparently, Iran screwed itself again. This time over water.

apple.news/A8zdHWHUfQGa...
Opinion | Hatred of Israel Caused Iran’s Water Crisis — The Wall Street Journal
Engineers from the Jewish state built an efficient infrastructure. Then came the 1979 revolution.
apple.news
November 17, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Immigration and colonization are literally the same thing
November 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Good morning bluesky! I hope you have a glorious Sunday.
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
I just ran across this screencap while looking for something else. Thought I should share it. It was a banger.
November 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Helpful tips to avoid bigotry.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qqei...
How To Avoid Harmfully Stereotyping A Muslim Immigrant Who Is Assaulting You
YouTube video by The Babylon Bee
www.youtube.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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The same folks who told you the #TwitterFiles were no big deal are now telling you that this Epstein emails release is a bombshell for Trump... 🙄
November 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
What was Phyllis Schlafy wrong about?
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I for one welcome my new Steam Cube overlord.
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
What on earth is wrong with new jersey, then?
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Meanwhile, in Mexico....
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
At this point, the dude's position is fundamentally: abolish women's sports and replace it with sex-neutral leagues.

That is a defensible position, I suppose, if you don't mind women never really having a sports league of their own in which to shine.
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM