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Here for a good time not a long time
There should be a touch tunes for grocery stores.
Let me DJ in the Trader Joe’s.
Let me DJ in the Trader Joe’s.
November 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
There should be a touch tunes for grocery stores.
Let me DJ in the Trader Joe’s.
Let me DJ in the Trader Joe’s.
Free Jazz implies the existence of “Restrictive Jazz” and possibly “Expensive Jazz”.
November 15, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Free Jazz implies the existence of “Restrictive Jazz” and possibly “Expensive Jazz”.
Two’s a meeting, three’s a hang.
November 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Two’s a meeting, three’s a hang.
Weird, but true: 2023 was a decade ago,
November 6, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Weird, but true: 2023 was a decade ago,
The year is 2027, “Oh, Mary!” featuring Aubrey Plaza as Mary Todd Lincoln is on Broadway.
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
The year is 2027, “Oh, Mary!” featuring Aubrey Plaza as Mary Todd Lincoln is on Broadway.
4 days of no sun and a little rain and I am ready to once again fight the weather.
October 26, 2025 at 6:35 PM
4 days of no sun and a little rain and I am ready to once again fight the weather.
“Composing an email”
C’mon man whoo do u think you are Mozart?
C’mon man whoo do u think you are Mozart?
October 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
“Composing an email”
C’mon man whoo do u think you are Mozart?
C’mon man whoo do u think you are Mozart?
“Works of pride, by self-called creators, with their premium on originality, reduce the Creation to novelty- the faint surprises of minds incapable of wonder.” -Wendell Berry
No better critique of billionaires than if you replace ‘creators’ with ‘innovators’ & ‘originality’ with ‘disruption’.
No better critique of billionaires than if you replace ‘creators’ with ‘innovators’ & ‘originality’ with ‘disruption’.
October 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
“Works of pride, by self-called creators, with their premium on originality, reduce the Creation to novelty- the faint surprises of minds incapable of wonder.” -Wendell Berry
No better critique of billionaires than if you replace ‘creators’ with ‘innovators’ & ‘originality’ with ‘disruption’.
No better critique of billionaires than if you replace ‘creators’ with ‘innovators’ & ‘originality’ with ‘disruption’.
It should be illegal to use a laptop in public after 7:30pm
October 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
It should be illegal to use a laptop in public after 7:30pm
“One battle after another,”
I say to myself while staring down the relentless bureaucratic processes circumventing my life.
I say to myself while staring down the relentless bureaucratic processes circumventing my life.
October 21, 2025 at 6:43 PM
“One battle after another,”
I say to myself while staring down the relentless bureaucratic processes circumventing my life.
I say to myself while staring down the relentless bureaucratic processes circumventing my life.
A lot of people think the TV show “New Girl” is about the will-they-won’t-they romance between Jess and Nick.
Bzzt, wrong.
It’s all about Schmidt and Cece.
Bzzt, wrong.
It’s all about Schmidt and Cece.
October 20, 2025 at 4:06 AM
A lot of people think the TV show “New Girl” is about the will-they-won’t-they romance between Jess and Nick.
Bzzt, wrong.
It’s all about Schmidt and Cece.
Bzzt, wrong.
It’s all about Schmidt and Cece.
“White People have no culture.”
Ok, then explain ska…
Ok, then explain ska…
October 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
“White People have no culture.”
Ok, then explain ska…
Ok, then explain ska…
Still time to get down with The Autumn of Scat
October 18, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Still time to get down with The Autumn of Scat
Things witnessed at the Ekko Astral show:
-Someone getting a dress shoe autographed.
-A circle pit AND line dancing.
-The entire crowd joining in on a very enthused “fuck Jerry Seinfeld” chant
St Louis, real as always.
-Someone getting a dress shoe autographed.
-A circle pit AND line dancing.
-The entire crowd joining in on a very enthused “fuck Jerry Seinfeld” chant
St Louis, real as always.
October 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Things witnessed at the Ekko Astral show:
-Someone getting a dress shoe autographed.
-A circle pit AND line dancing.
-The entire crowd joining in on a very enthused “fuck Jerry Seinfeld” chant
St Louis, real as always.
-Someone getting a dress shoe autographed.
-A circle pit AND line dancing.
-The entire crowd joining in on a very enthused “fuck Jerry Seinfeld” chant
St Louis, real as always.
“English Teacher” is the best comedy on TV right now, if only for lines like,
“Do you think the ‘Time War’ is real?”
“Do you think the ‘Time War’ is real?”
October 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
“English Teacher” is the best comedy on TV right now, if only for lines like,
“Do you think the ‘Time War’ is real?”
“Do you think the ‘Time War’ is real?”
We’ve had the summer of ska, now it’s time for the autumn of industrial.
October 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
We’ve had the summer of ska, now it’s time for the autumn of industrial.
Taylor Swift I know you read my skeets…
Please have Jason Kelce play saxophone on your next album.
Please have Jason Kelce play saxophone on your next album.
October 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Taylor Swift I know you read my skeets…
Please have Jason Kelce play saxophone on your next album.
Please have Jason Kelce play saxophone on your next album.
Find me in the club gettin’ wistful.
October 5, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Find me in the club gettin’ wistful.
Working “New Yorker” hours (10am-6pm)
September 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Working “New Yorker” hours (10am-6pm)
Just figured out the cure to male loneliness: casual chit-chat on the phone.
(ABC-always be calling)
(ABC-always be calling)
September 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Just figured out the cure to male loneliness: casual chit-chat on the phone.
(ABC-always be calling)
(ABC-always be calling)
Most hilarious timeline would be the Supreme Court overturning the 22nd amendment, he runs for a 3rd term…and so does Obama.
September 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Most hilarious timeline would be the Supreme Court overturning the 22nd amendment, he runs for a 3rd term…and so does Obama.
I do not want to partake in a meal delivery service, but I would absolutely pay $500/month for access to a municipal cafeteria.
September 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I do not want to partake in a meal delivery service, but I would absolutely pay $500/month for access to a municipal cafeteria.
I’ve said it before and I’ve said it again, I’m ready to join the war on weather.
I can’t hang in this humidity and I am willing to fight anybody and everybody to end climate change.
I can’t hang in this humidity and I am willing to fight anybody and everybody to end climate change.
September 16, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I’ve said it before and I’ve said it again, I’m ready to join the war on weather.
I can’t hang in this humidity and I am willing to fight anybody and everybody to end climate change.
I can’t hang in this humidity and I am willing to fight anybody and everybody to end climate change.
High temps in the 90s this weekend, meanwhile it’s a perfect 72 in Chicago.
September 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
High temps in the 90s this weekend, meanwhile it’s a perfect 72 in Chicago.
Calling it now:
The Cleveland Browns will be sold and move to St. Louis, where they bring back the assorted “St. Louis Browns” branding.
The Cleveland Browns will be sold and move to St. Louis, where they bring back the assorted “St. Louis Browns” branding.
September 9, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Calling it now:
The Cleveland Browns will be sold and move to St. Louis, where they bring back the assorted “St. Louis Browns” branding.
The Cleveland Browns will be sold and move to St. Louis, where they bring back the assorted “St. Louis Browns” branding.