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What even is the internet
I make programs or something
I make programs or something
2025 is the year I fix devices as some kind of weird psychological projection instead of fixing my life
January 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
2025 is the year I fix devices as some kind of weird psychological projection instead of fixing my life
Watching jurassic world for the first time and the only thing I can think about is the jurassic park shittyflute cover every time they play the theme
January 12, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Watching jurassic world for the first time and the only thing I can think about is the jurassic park shittyflute cover every time they play the theme
also don't spend $10 on a shitty adapter from a third party seller. Just get the screw and let your new ssd cook
January 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
also don't spend $10 on a shitty adapter from a third party seller. Just get the screw and let your new ssd cook
The lesson we learned today chat is that if the screw stops turning, don't try to turn it harder
January 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The lesson we learned today chat is that if the screw stops turning, don't try to turn it harder
To whichever engineer at dell who decided you weren't going to put anything important behind the nvme standoff in case some dumbass accidentally punches through the motherboard with a screw:
you are blessed forever
It was me. I was the dumbass who punched through the motherboard with a screw.
you are blessed forever
It was me. I was the dumbass who punched through the motherboard with a screw.
January 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
To whichever engineer at dell who decided you weren't going to put anything important behind the nvme standoff in case some dumbass accidentally punches through the motherboard with a screw:
you are blessed forever
It was me. I was the dumbass who punched through the motherboard with a screw.
you are blessed forever
It was me. I was the dumbass who punched through the motherboard with a screw.
To whichever engineer at dell decided you were going to use m2x2 screws instead of m2x2.5 screws for the nvme standoffs:
I hope you have a very unpleasant day
I hope you have a very unpleasant day
January 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
To whichever engineer at dell decided you were going to use m2x2 screws instead of m2x2.5 screws for the nvme standoffs:
I hope you have a very unpleasant day
I hope you have a very unpleasant day
I just discovered tmpfs and man am I glad I just upgraded to 64gb. I'm putting every cache known to man in that shit now.
January 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I just discovered tmpfs and man am I glad I just upgraded to 64gb. I'm putting every cache known to man in that shit now.
He reed softly as she prepared to skibidi his toilet
January 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
He reed softly as she prepared to skibidi his toilet
Listen, if "brain rot" gets to be "word of the year 2024", I want ree in the dictionary
January 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Listen, if "brain rot" gets to be "word of the year 2024", I want ree in the dictionary
A filesystem but instead of storing your files it stores passive aggressive notes about the data you send it like an angry secretary
January 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
A filesystem but instead of storing your files it stores passive aggressive notes about the data you send it like an angry secretary
I use linux because I was intending to play fallout 3, but then got sidetracked when I noticed microstutters.
An hour and a half later and I still have not played fallout 3, but now I know what splitlocks are... kind of.
An hour and a half later and I still have not played fallout 3, but now I know what splitlocks are... kind of.
January 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I use linux because I was intending to play fallout 3, but then got sidetracked when I noticed microstutters.
An hour and a half later and I still have not played fallout 3, but now I know what splitlocks are... kind of.
An hour and a half later and I still have not played fallout 3, but now I know what splitlocks are... kind of.
To the 4 other people out there who verify their download checksums:
You can use a python REPL to verify the checksums match instead of remembering the command line tools for different platforms and their options
You can use a python REPL to verify the checksums match instead of remembering the command line tools for different platforms and their options
January 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
To the 4 other people out there who verify their download checksums:
You can use a python REPL to verify the checksums match instead of remembering the command line tools for different platforms and their options
You can use a python REPL to verify the checksums match instead of remembering the command line tools for different platforms and their options
I like how they made http thinking "oh, yeah it's for publishing articles and whatnot"
I customized my keyboard's firmware using a website yesterday
I customized my keyboard's firmware using a website yesterday
January 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I like how they made http thinking "oh, yeah it's for publishing articles and whatnot"
I customized my keyboard's firmware using a website yesterday
I customized my keyboard's firmware using a website yesterday
Damn, I can't believe they got jerma to star in that amazon fallout show
January 4, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Damn, I can't believe they got jerma to star in that amazon fallout show
New business idea:
Screwdriver but it makes a really funny noise when you turn it
Screwdriver but it makes a really funny noise when you turn it
January 4, 2025 at 12:50 AM
New business idea:
Screwdriver but it makes a really funny noise when you turn it
Screwdriver but it makes a really funny noise when you turn it
I miss the days when installing windows for a family member was just "what do you want your password to be?"
Now it's like "no your password can't be 'dad'. Hold on, I need to uninstall linkedin and candy crush. Oh, I need to disable all the spyware and unlink your documents folder from onenote"
Now it's like "no your password can't be 'dad'. Hold on, I need to uninstall linkedin and candy crush. Oh, I need to disable all the spyware and unlink your documents folder from onenote"
January 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I miss the days when installing windows for a family member was just "what do you want your password to be?"
Now it's like "no your password can't be 'dad'. Hold on, I need to uninstall linkedin and candy crush. Oh, I need to disable all the spyware and unlink your documents folder from onenote"
Now it's like "no your password can't be 'dad'. Hold on, I need to uninstall linkedin and candy crush. Oh, I need to disable all the spyware and unlink your documents folder from onenote"
Do you ever think about how green olives look absolutely delicious but taste like rancid pond water?
January 3, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Do you ever think about how green olives look absolutely delicious but taste like rancid pond water?
The first thing people say when they see you're going bald is "oh man, that's great, it must be so nice to not have to deal with hair, I'm so jealous"
Oh don't worry, the hair is still there. I just start to look like a homeless version of dr phil when I don't shave for more than 24 hours
Oh don't worry, the hair is still there. I just start to look like a homeless version of dr phil when I don't shave for more than 24 hours
January 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
The first thing people say when they see you're going bald is "oh man, that's great, it must be so nice to not have to deal with hair, I'm so jealous"
Oh don't worry, the hair is still there. I just start to look like a homeless version of dr phil when I don't shave for more than 24 hours
Oh don't worry, the hair is still there. I just start to look like a homeless version of dr phil when I don't shave for more than 24 hours
Today I found out that ANSI escape codes are a thing and I immediately felt compelled to make a program that will print images in your terminal.
I am an asset to society and nobody can convince me otherwise.
I am an asset to society and nobody can convince me otherwise.
January 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Today I found out that ANSI escape codes are a thing and I immediately felt compelled to make a program that will print images in your terminal.
I am an asset to society and nobody can convince me otherwise.
I am an asset to society and nobody can convince me otherwise.
Sorry, I can't come to work today. I forgot to charge my neural implant and now it's taken the ability to move the left half of my body as DRM protection
January 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Sorry, I can't come to work today. I forgot to charge my neural implant and now it's taken the ability to move the left half of my body as DRM protection
Have you ever read something that was dropped so casually and so out of left field in a book that you had to reread it like 10 times to make sure you weren't hallucinating?
what the fuck, private redmond
what the fuck, private redmond
January 1, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Have you ever read something that was dropped so casually and so out of left field in a book that you had to reread it like 10 times to make sure you weren't hallucinating?
what the fuck, private redmond
what the fuck, private redmond
I decided to start 2025 by creating a program I like to call "the fuckerator".
Here is the first 2 sentences of the wikipedia article for orange turned into "fuk u".
Here is the first 2 sentences of the wikipedia article for orange turned into "fuk u".
January 1, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I decided to start 2025 by creating a program I like to call "the fuckerator".
Here is the first 2 sentences of the wikipedia article for orange turned into "fuk u".
Here is the first 2 sentences of the wikipedia article for orange turned into "fuk u".
I love the idea that my fucked up eldtrich brain demons will be copied to an AI model at some point
The microsoft customer service robot is going to be asking somebody how hard they can piss in a life or death situation
The microsoft customer service robot is going to be asking somebody how hard they can piss in a life or death situation
January 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I love the idea that my fucked up eldtrich brain demons will be copied to an AI model at some point
The microsoft customer service robot is going to be asking somebody how hard they can piss in a life or death situation
The microsoft customer service robot is going to be asking somebody how hard they can piss in a life or death situation