A Birthday Rene (in DC) 🥳🏛️
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Skipping my birthday is a very direct way of telling me you hate me btw 💔
January 27, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Skipping my birthday is a very direct way of telling me you hate me btw 💔
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Never skipping leg day 🏋🏾♀️😮💨✨
January 16, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Never skipping leg day 🏋🏾♀️😮💨✨
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Thickening the plot ✨
January 21, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Thickening the plot ✨
I took the n*des! Everybody clap 😌🥰
Can’t decide whether to take some nudes or take a nap 😣
January 21, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I took the n*des! Everybody clap 😌🥰
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The problem with being a fan of classic literature is that you end up knowing so many fantastic words that basically never come up in everyday conversation. Do you have any idea how rare it is to get the chance to drop an "illimitable"?
January 20, 2026 at 4:21 PM
The problem with being a fan of classic literature is that you end up knowing so many fantastic words that basically never come up in everyday conversation. Do you have any idea how rare it is to get the chance to drop an "illimitable"?
Can’t decide whether to take some nudes or take a nap 😣
January 21, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Can’t decide whether to take some nudes or take a nap 😣
Thickening the plot ✨
January 21, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Thickening the plot ✨
On repeat 🔁🎧 open.spotify.com/track/0JbSgh...
Country Girl (Shake It For Me)
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January 21, 2026 at 4:43 PM
On repeat 🔁🎧 open.spotify.com/track/0JbSgh...
Why haven’t they had Zohran Mamdani on the latest season of SVU yet? 🤨
January 21, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Why haven’t they had Zohran Mamdani on the latest season of SVU yet? 🤨
Now I need to go talk to my best friends Swift & Glidus about this
Oh Dunk the Lunk, my baby boy 🥹
January 19, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Now I need to go talk to my best friends Swift & Glidus about this
Oh Dunk the Lunk, my baby boy 🥹
January 19, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Oh Dunk the Lunk, my baby boy 🥹
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I love hot girls who read, and you should too! 🗣️
I still have no idea what to post here, so here are the books I’ve read so far this year!
Currently on read #4 just two weeks into the year! 🤓📚📖
Currently on read #4 just two weeks into the year! 🤓📚📖
January 17, 2026 at 4:06 AM
I love hot girls who read, and you should too! 🗣️
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This is me when a client I really like hasn't reached out in a while 🥺
November 27, 2024 at 9:42 PM
This is me when a client I really like hasn't reached out in a while 🥺
Alright, this whole “winter” thing has been cute and all, but if I don’t get to be in a bikini within the next four weeks, I’m afraid I’m gonna have to riot 😣
January 18, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Alright, this whole “winter” thing has been cute and all, but if I don’t get to be in a bikini within the next four weeks, I’m afraid I’m gonna have to riot 😣
I’m starting to think I’m developing a creatine dependency
January 18, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I’m starting to think I’m developing a creatine dependency
Booking forms that include a random fun fact get automatically bumped to the top of the list btw 👀😌
January 18, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Booking forms that include a random fun fact get automatically bumped to the top of the list btw 👀😌
It’s tiiiiiimeee!! ⚔️🥚🙂↕️😤
January 18, 2026 at 4:12 PM
It’s tiiiiiimeee!! ⚔️🥚🙂↕️😤
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I still have no idea what to post here, so here are the books I’ve read so far this year!
Currently on read #4 just two weeks into the year! 🤓📚📖
Currently on read #4 just two weeks into the year! 🤓📚📖
January 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I still have no idea what to post here, so here are the books I’ve read so far this year!
Currently on read #4 just two weeks into the year! 🤓📚📖
Currently on read #4 just two weeks into the year! 🤓📚📖
Favorite thing about this occupation is luring clients in with sexy pics and promises of playtime, then BAM! You're in my apartment half-dressed getting a history lesson 🤭
January 16, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Favorite thing about this occupation is luring clients in with sexy pics and promises of playtime, then BAM! You're in my apartment half-dressed getting a history lesson 🤭
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Cheers to the new year! 🥂
January 16, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Cheers to the new year! 🥂
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Never back down never what! 😤
January 16, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Never back down never what! 😤
Never back down never what! 😤
January 16, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Never back down never what! 😤
Never skipping leg day 🏋🏾♀️😮💨✨
January 16, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Never skipping leg day 🏋🏾♀️😮💨✨
I still have no idea what to post here, so here are the books I’ve read so far this year!
Currently on read #4 just two weeks into the year! 🤓📚📖
Currently on read #4 just two weeks into the year! 🤓📚📖
January 16, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I still have no idea what to post here, so here are the books I’ve read so far this year!
Currently on read #4 just two weeks into the year! 🤓📚📖
Currently on read #4 just two weeks into the year! 🤓📚📖