After years of dabbling in reality, I am going to try to write more ✨ Fiction ✨!

Dang, I thought Welcome to Derry was a Derry Girls spinoff. I got ten minutes in and there was exactly zero The Cranberries. Still some tensions between the Catholics/Protestants, though

Theodor Geisel aka
Dr. Seuss, was the chief editorial cartoonist for a New York newspaper during the Second World War. Drawn over 80 years ago, yet still is relevant today.

Now at Costco

Apropro of nothing, here is some ramen I made for dinner tonight and anyone who makes a passable ramen while having kids under 5 years old should receive a prize.

Patel is a “loyalist.” A Nazi salute is a “provocative gesture.” Darkness is “good.” Vaguely-purposed govt-run camps for Black youth are “reparenting farms.” I mean, I don’t know. Up is down? Night is day? Ice cream for dinner? Screentime all day, kids. Anything goes in Trump/Musk’s America!

RFK can pry this Zoloft from my comfortable, more-or-less functioning hands! #ssri #rfk

I can’t help but pronounce Bluesky in my mind to rhyme with “brewski.” Want to join me on the porch, crack open a couple a blueskies?

I wonder how many people’s first post on here is “well, i guess I’ll give this a try.” It’s like saying “is this thing on?” into a mic or “I don’t usually post selfies but here’s a selfie.”

I just keep hoping social media will return to its apex form: Xanga, c. 2004.