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Robert Currie
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When he's not [socially-desirable activity], you'll find him [edgy sport hobby thing.] He currently [ha! a restless one!] splits his time between [large, expensive city] and [small, expensive niche place]. Represented by [agent? PR firm? parole officer?].
At least a third of UX problems could be solved if people read and followed this excerpt of Apple's *1987* Human Interface Guidelines. (And the first org that should take this seriously is 2025 Apple, whose writing standards have dropped dramatically.)
November 18, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Hadn't been to London in 5 years, and streets seemed way less noisy. Hoping it was due to ULEZ/congestion fee, gas-powered scooters replaced by e-bikes, etc., and not age-related hearing loss. Tube still deafeningly screechy though, which was strangely reassuring.
November 16, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Was poking around the HFX GO app and found this screen - with placeholder text ("refund policy content"), legalese (pro-rated consumption fee) and lack of clarity. While I'm venting, I'll paraphrase the original Apple Human Interface Guidelines - if your application involves text, hire a writer.
November 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
The contrast between zooming though the e-gates at Heathrow and navigating a barely-partitioned construction zone at Halifax Stanfield arrivals, with kiosks that barely work, and zero wayfinding or passenger flow consideration really drove home how poorly we do service design here.
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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lol she got his ass and he knows it
November 9, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Oh, come on.
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Not too long before the dotcom crash, Wired magazine published a list of the top 10 online ad buyers and sellers. I think seven firms were on both lists. I knew then that things were going to go badly wrong. Money is going round and round, but nobody's actually making a profit.
It all makes sense when you look at this simple graphical representation of who is providing services to whom, which companies are investing in other AI companies who are in turn leasing hardware from another company and ... oh, I think I pulled something ...
November 7, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Imagine having tuned cruise ship horns with an output of a kajillion decibels and the only thing you're allowed to play is the "Love Boat Theme."
November 7, 2025 at 12:51 AM
This is my go-to example of an improbably wonderful urban amenity, and its disappearance actually makes me sad.

Seeing people with surfboards and wet hair on the U-Bahn stuck very firmly in my brain.

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Munich's surfers left stunned after famed river wave vanishes
Eisbach wave in the Bavarian city had been a surfing magnet for decades but disappeared after a recent cleanup
www.theguardian.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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🇪🇬😃 The lucky Egyptian Foreign Minister receives a LEGO model of the Giza Pyramids from his Danish colleague, who arrived in Cairo for the opening of the Grand Egyptian Museum.
November 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
When things are bad, remember what Mr. Rockford from the Rockford Files said, "Look for the helpers."
October 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
"But doctor, I *am* the Montreal Symphony Orchestra."

www.cbc.ca/radio/asitha...
Doctors in Montreal can now prescribe their patients tickets to the orchestra | CBC Radio
Doctors in Montreal are prescribing music as medicine.
www.cbc.ca
October 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Heligoland is this year's Svalbard.
October 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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To think there are people here who have never heard of BHL. What joys lie in store. Imagine someone with the commanding hairstyle of a Steven Pinker, the intellectual heft of a Steven Pinker, the political acumen of a Steven Pinker, the insecurity about your height of a Ste—hang on I’ll start over
October 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Not sure who in my followers needs to know this but there's a new, licensed, hypertext version of Christopher Alexander's "A Pattern Language" online and its pretty good.

patternlanguage.cc
October 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Colt Seavers lebt in Los Angeles und ist hauptberuflich Stuntman. Arbeitet er nebenbei als Kopfgeldjäger für ein Unternehmen, das Kautionen für Angeklagte stellt, und fängt gegen Prämie diese wieder ein, sollten sie nicht zu ihren Gerichtsterminen erscheinen.
October 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The last time God interfered in human affairs was in 1997, when he made sure that Elizabeth Fraser, the singer of Cocteau Twins, sang "Teardrop" rather than Madonna, for whom the song was originally written. "That's my last one," said the supreme being. "You're on your own from now on. Best wishes."
October 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
This would have been an even better version of Miami Vice.
October 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
A better "trashing hotel room" story than most 70s rock bands could muster:
October 18, 2025 at 12:49 PM
I'd be pretty OK with ditching the web and going back to native apps and Gopher.
October 17, 2025 at 9:43 PM
10 years now of getting misdirected invitations asking me to perform at a recurring midtown Manhattan poetry slam and I almost have enough material.
October 17, 2025 at 12:17 AM