razzazzika.bsky.social
@razzazzika.bsky.social
Hello, I'm a programmer in a film. Time will always be critical and I'll be able to quickly code, compile, and run a world-saving program in minutes with absolutely no errors.
Hello, I'm an author in a film. I will be seen doing anything but writing a book, because typing is boring. Then I will have a 30-second montage of clicking away at a keyboard, I will hand a ream of paper to my editor who will declare it to be genius and a week later I will be atop the NYT list.
Hello, I'm an attorney in a film. I have a pure and perfect knowledge of every area of practice in every jurisdiction. Nevertheless, I will be corrected by a plucky law school grad who just passed the bar. After some stubborn resistance, I will silently nod and take her under my wing.
July 29, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Reposted
I've been meaning to add this game for years but this meme made me finally do it: I've added The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind to The Death Generator, my tool for making fake videogame screenshots!

deathgenerator.com#mw
January 20, 2025 at 12:58 PM