Rat Scout
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Petrichor daydreams. I miss the rain
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Just watched my girlfriend tumble all the way down a massive flight of stair. Let’s just say, I got the ick
December 13, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Just watched my girlfriend tumble all the way down a massive flight of stair. Let’s just say, I got the ick
Just saw a middle schooler hit their vape and then their inhaler. What a little scientist
December 5, 2024 at 5:46 AM
Just saw a middle schooler hit their vape and then their inhaler. What a little scientist
Salad is weird. I am NOT eating that. It’s for animals. I am a monster
December 4, 2024 at 9:29 PM
Salad is weird. I am NOT eating that. It’s for animals. I am a monster
Two tow trucks fighting over a car parked in front of a fire hydrant, they just ripped it clean in half
December 4, 2024 at 9:28 PM
Two tow trucks fighting over a car parked in front of a fire hydrant, they just ripped it clean in half
After it rains it’s so nice to see the worms flippin and floppin on the sidewalk, just livin life
December 3, 2024 at 4:07 AM
After it rains it’s so nice to see the worms flippin and floppin on the sidewalk, just livin life
I want dog food but just for boys and not dogs
December 3, 2024 at 12:40 AM
I want dog food but just for boys and not dogs
I’m compelled by the masculine urge to bleed out in the snow like a wounded animal
December 2, 2024 at 10:12 PM
I’m compelled by the masculine urge to bleed out in the snow like a wounded animal
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putting my brain in a waffle press would fix me
December 2, 2024 at 1:15 PM
putting my brain in a waffle press would fix me
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Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
December 1, 2024 at 5:04 PM
Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work
Stalker 2 has me in the mood to search for trinkets in nefarious locations irl
November 30, 2024 at 9:51 PM
Stalker 2 has me in the mood to search for trinkets in nefarious locations irl
Normalize spitting directly into people’s open mouth when they yawn
November 30, 2024 at 5:59 AM
Normalize spitting directly into people’s open mouth when they yawn
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waiting for my family to go to bed so i can eat cheese from the fridge like a gremlin
November 30, 2024 at 3:47 AM
waiting for my family to go to bed so i can eat cheese from the fridge like a gremlin
Maybe a second lobotomy would fix me…
November 30, 2024 at 3:39 AM
Maybe a second lobotomy would fix me…
Pulled over by a cop he says no when I ask him to shoot me. What the fuck happened to being a civil servant??
November 30, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Pulled over by a cop he says no when I ask him to shoot me. What the fuck happened to being a civil servant??
48 deviled eggs for breakfast
November 29, 2024 at 6:45 PM
48 deviled eggs for breakfast
What the fuck do you mean “deviled egg” it’s simply divine
November 29, 2024 at 8:42 AM
What the fuck do you mean “deviled egg” it’s simply divine
Never seen a guy pull off double pigtails… just sayin
November 29, 2024 at 8:28 AM
Never seen a guy pull off double pigtails… just sayin
I’m thankful for the goblins that live in the space under my porch
November 29, 2024 at 1:38 AM
I’m thankful for the goblins that live in the space under my porch
The Bryan Griffin parade float just killed 13 bystanders
November 28, 2024 at 9:04 PM
The Bryan Griffin parade float just killed 13 bystanders
Uncle brought beans on toast to thanksgiving >:(
November 28, 2024 at 8:02 PM
Uncle brought beans on toast to thanksgiving >:(
“Trust your gut” but it’s just a tape worm telling me lies
November 28, 2024 at 12:16 AM
“Trust your gut” but it’s just a tape worm telling me lies
Classic 80s horror movie but the killer is just a pile of rats
November 27, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Classic 80s horror movie but the killer is just a pile of rats
Tap water tastes sooo good. Please don’t take the fluoride out it’s sooo tasty
November 27, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Tap water tastes sooo good. Please don’t take the fluoride out it’s sooo tasty