Moose, the Rat
@ratcalledmoose.bsky.social
Gay-Ace, He/Him. Fantasy Nerd. Rat dude in his 30s. I kiss all Firbolg Boys. NO AI!
🔞 I talk about kinks & stinks, reskeet lots of porn, and sometimes post nudes. 🔞
🔞 I talk about kinks & stinks, reskeet lots of porn, and sometimes post nudes. 🔞
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I made a playlist for y’all if you’re curious what kind of Christmas music I listen to
Legitimately this is the only time of year I go out of my way for music because there’s just something about it.
I made a playlist for y’all if you’re curious what kind of Christmas music I listen to
Legitimately this is the only time of year I go out of my way for music because there’s just something about it.
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I love those hoodies where the pockets for your hands meet in the middle because you can carry around stuff like a mother marsupial. I want to carry a little baby possum in there. He'd feel so safe and cozy. I'd give him little snacks. Like some chex mix. No one would know I had a possum on me.
November 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I love those hoodies where the pockets for your hands meet in the middle because you can carry around stuff like a mother marsupial. I want to carry a little baby possum in there. He'd feel so safe and cozy. I'd give him little snacks. Like some chex mix. No one would know I had a possum on me.
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Another attempt at rendering! Hopefully I can keep improving this style.
November 13, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Another attempt at rendering! Hopefully I can keep improving this style.
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Friendly reminder that using references for your artwork isn't cheating.
Literally nobody who creates and understands art will think that.
If you need to use references, you absolutely should!
We all do it.
✌️
Literally nobody who creates and understands art will think that.
If you need to use references, you absolutely should!
We all do it.
✌️
November 13, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Friendly reminder that using references for your artwork isn't cheating.
Literally nobody who creates and understands art will think that.
If you need to use references, you absolutely should!
We all do it.
✌️
Literally nobody who creates and understands art will think that.
If you need to use references, you absolutely should!
We all do it.
✌️
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can we not do “I’m in trouble domestically so let’s start a war” again
"Senior military officials on Wednesday presented President Trump with updated options for potential operations in Venezuela, including strikes on land, according to multiple sources familiar with the meetings at the White House. "
Top officials present Trump with military options for Venezuela in the coming days
The potential operations for Venezuela presented to Trump included options for strikes on land, multiple sources said.
www.cbsnews.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
can we not do “I’m in trouble domestically so let’s start a war” again
I bad to look up these terms, so hurray for learning new words
But no, none of my OCs have issues like that
But no, none of my OCs have issues like that
November 13, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I bad to look up these terms, so hurray for learning new words
But no, none of my OCs have issues like that
But no, none of my OCs have issues like that
Had some Tortellini
Wearing my Caduceus shirt
New Ep of Critical Role tonight
Tooth be damned I WILL enjoy myself today
Wearing my Caduceus shirt
New Ep of Critical Role tonight
Tooth be damned I WILL enjoy myself today
November 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Had some Tortellini
Wearing my Caduceus shirt
New Ep of Critical Role tonight
Tooth be damned I WILL enjoy myself today
Wearing my Caduceus shirt
New Ep of Critical Role tonight
Tooth be damned I WILL enjoy myself today
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November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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You've stumbled upon a satyr bathing in a waterfall, deep within the woods! Thankfully he doesn't seem to mind the intrusion, and you certainly don't mind the view...
Beautiful piece by @beaugilliam.bsky.social of me as a satyr!
Beautiful piece by @beaugilliam.bsky.social of me as a satyr!
November 13, 2025 at 1:04 AM
You've stumbled upon a satyr bathing in a waterfall, deep within the woods! Thankfully he doesn't seem to mind the intrusion, and you certainly don't mind the view...
Beautiful piece by @beaugilliam.bsky.social of me as a satyr!
Beautiful piece by @beaugilliam.bsky.social of me as a satyr!
Porn Vid about OSHA workers in to penile insertion
Call that “Safe and Sound”
Call that “Safe and Sound”
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Porn Vid about OSHA workers in to penile insertion
Call that “Safe and Sound”
Call that “Safe and Sound”
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November 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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See, I told you
Actually this was really fun, I want to see other people dressed as their fursonas (not like fursuits, but their characters outfits!)
#SonaVsOwner #OCOutfit
Actually this was really fun, I want to see other people dressed as their fursonas (not like fursuits, but their characters outfits!)
#SonaVsOwner #OCOutfit
April 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
See, I told you
Actually this was really fun, I want to see other people dressed as their fursonas (not like fursuits, but their characters outfits!)
#SonaVsOwner #OCOutfit
Actually this was really fun, I want to see other people dressed as their fursonas (not like fursuits, but their characters outfits!)
#SonaVsOwner #OCOutfit
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See a butt, post a butt
June 13, 2025 at 6:39 PM
See a butt, post a butt
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Honestly real 🐀
August 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Honestly real 🐀
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Likewise, this means Might & Magic VI is the gayest one - as proven by the cunty dragon on the cover
September 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Likewise, this means Might & Magic VI is the gayest one - as proven by the cunty dragon on the cover
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Like most things Asexuality is a spectrum, but for me this meme really does sum it up
Or as I like to joke: I love everything about sex except actually having it.
Or as I like to joke: I love everything about sex except actually having it.
October 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Like most things Asexuality is a spectrum, but for me this meme really does sum it up
Or as I like to joke: I love everything about sex except actually having it.
Or as I like to joke: I love everything about sex except actually having it.
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On the less dour side
Just a couple of weeks until Housing in WoW, which I am supremely excited for
All the previews I’ve seen of it have looked great, and I cannot wait to build a house befitting my boys
Just a couple of weeks until Housing in WoW, which I am supremely excited for
All the previews I’ve seen of it have looked great, and I cannot wait to build a house befitting my boys
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
On the less dour side
Just a couple of weeks until Housing in WoW, which I am supremely excited for
All the previews I’ve seen of it have looked great, and I cannot wait to build a house befitting my boys
Just a couple of weeks until Housing in WoW, which I am supremely excited for
All the previews I’ve seen of it have looked great, and I cannot wait to build a house befitting my boys
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Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
November 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Hey so “underage girls” are…children. The word you’re looking for is children. They’re not like, women-in-waiting or women-lite or whatever. They’re children. I think some of you are very uncomfortable with what that means for you but it is still true.
Ever since learning that a couple bsky bros and I all have OCs who are (to some degree) streamers
I’ve wanted to write a cute little story about them
BUT I currently have neither the confidence to write their characters appropriately nor the focus to work on writing period
(1/2)
I’ve wanted to write a cute little story about them
BUT I currently have neither the confidence to write their characters appropriately nor the focus to work on writing period
(1/2)
November 13, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Ever since learning that a couple bsky bros and I all have OCs who are (to some degree) streamers
I’ve wanted to write a cute little story about them
BUT I currently have neither the confidence to write their characters appropriately nor the focus to work on writing period
(1/2)
I’ve wanted to write a cute little story about them
BUT I currently have neither the confidence to write their characters appropriately nor the focus to work on writing period
(1/2)
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Thinking about all the uncles at Thanksgiving 2017 who swore to us that Trump was a GOOD MAN and insisted he was THE BEST PRESIDENT while he was actively dining with Jeffrey Epstein at that very moment.
November 13, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Thinking about all the uncles at Thanksgiving 2017 who swore to us that Trump was a GOOD MAN and insisted he was THE BEST PRESIDENT while he was actively dining with Jeffrey Epstein at that very moment.
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Feel like this needs to be spread around.
Artwork by @/simple_nicks on twitter.
Artwork by @/simple_nicks on twitter.
October 5, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Feel like this needs to be spread around.
Artwork by @/simple_nicks on twitter.
Artwork by @/simple_nicks on twitter.
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Sucking dick is universal. Like licking feet or eating ass.
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Sucking dick is universal. Like licking feet or eating ass.