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Moose, the Rat
@ratcalledmoose.bsky.social
Gay-Ace, He/Him. Fantasy Nerd. Rat dude in his 30s. I kiss all Firbolg Boys. NO AI!


🔞 I talk about kinks & stinks, reskeet lots of porn, and sometimes post nudes. 🔞
Imagine how awesome it’d be to be RIGHT here:
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The inside of Jay-Jay and other Jet Planes be like:
November 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I think it’ll distract me from my stress

So c’mon fellas, lemme see - Yours or your OCs ! 👣👀

#Footsky
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
This part right here, where he’s lost in the sauce is like

So GOOD 🥰
November 8, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I don’t have a goofy RP comment this time, I just love this cute sketch Lostie did

#OC #Firbolg
November 7, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Not feeling great myself (broke a tooth 😩)

But sharing pp pics with bros can at least alleviate the stress!

#IRLNudes #Chastity
November 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Please play my favorite qualityslop games: Look Outside and Monster Sanctuary.

(Joking aside, they are both very good games and very accessible as well and you should really play them)
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Free sniffies for boys who voted ONLY

#GoVote #Armpit
November 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Here’s the best I can do with my skill level

We can pretend it’s Moose and his hairy ratto pits are all sweaty 🐀💦
November 1, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Also there’s an achievement specifically for a certain demographic :V
November 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
And here I thought this was a horror game

#LookOutsideSpoilers
October 29, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I love you Colonel Squeakums 🐀
October 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The Playstation 2 turns 25 today?

Here’s four of my fave games from it - all of which were very formative to me!
October 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
The fiber supplement we got for our cat acting kinda sus tbh
October 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I will take any excuse to yap about my boy
October 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
First pass at him (wish I knew how to give proper tusks in heroforge)

Tentatively calling him Korazhan of the Adders

#OC #Orc
October 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Guess who has a small penis and likes a bit of body worship?

#Firbolg #OC
October 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Like most things Asexuality is a spectrum, but for me this meme really does sum it up

Or as I like to joke: I love everything about sex except actually having it.
October 20, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Some initial thoughts
October 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I remember getting this letter last time I played too

Like damn marriages in Crystal Chronicles are NOT great
October 19, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Imagine a world where you had to use your heater at night and your ac during the day

Or as I call it, Ohio

Fun fact - this is actually a pretty tame shift for us
October 18, 2025 at 3:09 PM
“I’m just a lil guy!” (Munir is 7ft tall)

The cutest Halloween Comm from the amazing @toofbiscuit.bsky.social!

#OC #Firbolg
October 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
This fucking cat

Those *are* more litter pellets in him

We gotta give him more even more fluids, a diuretic, and an appetite stim which I’m sure he’ll love

Just orange cat things I fucking guess
October 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Digging out this meme from forever ago bc I’ve been feeling it lately while browsing
October 15, 2025 at 10:15 PM
They are also super sparkly!!
October 15, 2025 at 3:49 PM