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Read the wikipedia page for lord Byron and got concussed by him saying "what the deuce" in a letter. He should not be using a phrase I exclusively associate with heckin pupper speak and Stewie Griffin impressions.
January 2, 2026 at 6:37 AM
Read the wikipedia page for lord Byron and got concussed by him saying "what the deuce" in a letter. He should not be using a phrase I exclusively associate with heckin pupper speak and Stewie Griffin impressions.
Are you writing a description of a technical subject for educational purposes? Please please please do an editing pass looking for, and removing, metonymies. Those are only appropriate when both you and the audience are already super familiar with the intricacies of the terms that you are using.
December 31, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Are you writing a description of a technical subject for educational purposes? Please please please do an editing pass looking for, and removing, metonymies. Those are only appropriate when both you and the audience are already super familiar with the intricacies of the terms that you are using.
Capacitive touch buttons should be a controlled substance. You can have hobbyist quantities, but industrial quantities should require 10 rounds of paperwork, interviews, and background checks to prove that there is a true need for your product to have buttons that suck.
December 28, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Capacitive touch buttons should be a controlled substance. You can have hobbyist quantities, but industrial quantities should require 10 rounds of paperwork, interviews, and background checks to prove that there is a true need for your product to have buttons that suck.
What bugs me the most about the myth of the "Nazi genius" is that of course they excelled at killing people! It's very easy! Toddlers do it all the time! It's like praising an arsonist for finishing his job faster than the builders. They made failure their goal and morons still call it success
December 27, 2025 at 9:15 PM
What bugs me the most about the myth of the "Nazi genius" is that of course they excelled at killing people! It's very easy! Toddlers do it all the time! It's like praising an arsonist for finishing his job faster than the builders. They made failure their goal and morons still call it success
Dread Delusion seems to have cracked the code for making the main character interesting in a bethesda-esque do-anything-rpg: just make it someone other than the player character.
December 10, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Dread Delusion seems to have cracked the code for making the main character interesting in a bethesda-esque do-anything-rpg: just make it someone other than the player character.
Trying to shoplift a barrel by putting it on underneath the barrel I'm already wearing as pants
December 3, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Trying to shoplift a barrel by putting it on underneath the barrel I'm already wearing as pants
Driving is so meditative for me. It's so nice to only have to care about the next 10 feet of road at a time
November 7, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Driving is so meditative for me. It's so nice to only have to care about the next 10 feet of road at a time
Everyone had to wear hats back in the day to protect their head from the mustard drippings of construction workers eating their lunch on steel beams. Terminal velocity hoagies were actually a leading cause of death before the trillby was invented
November 6, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Everyone had to wear hats back in the day to protect their head from the mustard drippings of construction workers eating their lunch on steel beams. Terminal velocity hoagies were actually a leading cause of death before the trillby was invented
Finally listened to The Velvet Underground and Nico while in the right headspace: pleased to report it rules. The simultaneous best and worst part is how Nico's painfully beautiful singing is always backed up by the Velveteers chanting the subtext of the song in a bored monotone.
October 24, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Finally listened to The Velvet Underground and Nico while in the right headspace: pleased to report it rules. The simultaneous best and worst part is how Nico's painfully beautiful singing is always backed up by the Velveteers chanting the subtext of the song in a bored monotone.
Trying really hard to embrace grace and let go of judgemental thoughts. And the final boss of that is aesthetic judgement for some reason. The hardest crime to forgive is apparently wearing a tacky graphic tee about being a gamer
September 29, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Trying really hard to embrace grace and let go of judgemental thoughts. And the final boss of that is aesthetic judgement for some reason. The hardest crime to forgive is apparently wearing a tacky graphic tee about being a gamer
My Best Freind's Girl by The Cars sounds like the hit single of a fictional washed up one hit wonder from a TV movie who teaches the 11 yo main character how to rock the talent show
September 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
My Best Freind's Girl by The Cars sounds like the hit single of a fictional washed up one hit wonder from a TV movie who teaches the 11 yo main character how to rock the talent show
A man that looks highly combustible, but seems not to know that yet approaches you. He speaks like if foghorn leghorn thought every word was a euphemism and actually maybe he's British?
"Why hello there ma'am, my name is Dioecious Eudicot III, but please, call me Ecious"
"Why hello there ma'am, my name is Dioecious Eudicot III, but please, call me Ecious"
September 14, 2025 at 6:04 AM
A man that looks highly combustible, but seems not to know that yet approaches you. He speaks like if foghorn leghorn thought every word was a euphemism and actually maybe he's British?
"Why hello there ma'am, my name is Dioecious Eudicot III, but please, call me Ecious"
"Why hello there ma'am, my name is Dioecious Eudicot III, but please, call me Ecious"
It is unironically frightening how often I see professional Food Knowers say things like "this crepe is ruined" while pointing at a tortilla. It's like seeing a truck driver with no object permanence.
August 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It is unironically frightening how often I see professional Food Knowers say things like "this crepe is ruined" while pointing at a tortilla. It's like seeing a truck driver with no object permanence.
I'm founding a school for gifted crow children, where they will learn advanced puzzle box opening techniques and intern with leaders in the field of retrieving hidden tasty snacks
August 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
I'm founding a school for gifted crow children, where they will learn advanced puzzle box opening techniques and intern with leaders in the field of retrieving hidden tasty snacks
This has been deliberately obscured, but The Bean actually predates Chicago. The city has tried to remove it to free up valuable real estate, but the root is already too deep to excavate, and the last attempt to destroy it in place led to the reversal of the Chicago River.
August 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
This has been deliberately obscured, but The Bean actually predates Chicago. The city has tried to remove it to free up valuable real estate, but the root is already too deep to excavate, and the last attempt to destroy it in place led to the reversal of the Chicago River.
MAGA ghost hunter SCHOOLED on the constitution by liberal POLTERGEIST communicating through ILL OMENS and SUBSONIC wails
August 16, 2025 at 5:00 AM
MAGA ghost hunter SCHOOLED on the constitution by liberal POLTERGEIST communicating through ILL OMENS and SUBSONIC wails
Remember guys: immediate care for ouchies, urgent care for youchies, emergency care for yaaa-haaa-hoooyees
August 10, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Remember guys: immediate care for ouchies, urgent care for youchies, emergency care for yaaa-haaa-hoooyees
The greatest achievement of Disco Elysium's writing is Harry trying to nickname himself "Tequila Sunset". A miraculously perfect turn of phrase. It's way cooler than it should be, and way lamer than it is cool. Feels like you reconstruct his whole character just from that attempted nickname.
August 3, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The greatest achievement of Disco Elysium's writing is Harry trying to nickname himself "Tequila Sunset". A miraculously perfect turn of phrase. It's way cooler than it should be, and way lamer than it is cool. Feels like you reconstruct his whole character just from that attempted nickname.
When I was a kid, I thought the notes weren't in alphabetical order because they taught us the notes as an interweaving of FACE and EGBDF. I was confused why it wasn't just alphabetical, but I didn't check for a long time because why would we need 2 full mnemonics just to remember it's alphabetical
July 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
When I was a kid, I thought the notes weren't in alphabetical order because they taught us the notes as an interweaving of FACE and EGBDF. I was confused why it wasn't just alphabetical, but I didn't check for a long time because why would we need 2 full mnemonics just to remember it's alphabetical
Gonna enroll in film school and spend a few years in industry in order to realize my dream: a video of some guys uncle smoking his famous brisket in the style of those videos of Chinese artisans making furniture next to waterfalls
July 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Gonna enroll in film school and spend a few years in industry in order to realize my dream: a video of some guys uncle smoking his famous brisket in the style of those videos of Chinese artisans making furniture next to waterfalls
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ARE YOU FEELING SO VERY... DISCO? / a disco elysium-inspired pamphlet (1/3)
July 7, 2025 at 11:02 PM
ARE YOU FEELING SO VERY... DISCO? / a disco elysium-inspired pamphlet (1/3)
Walt Bearson: ordinary family man. but formerly the best damn exotic wildlife smuggler since Noah. Codename: The Wallaby. He's coming out of retirement for one last job: a long hall flight with 876 electric eels duct taped to his body, 3 pandas in his suitcase, and 1 air marshall hot on his tail
July 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Walt Bearson: ordinary family man. but formerly the best damn exotic wildlife smuggler since Noah. Codename: The Wallaby. He's coming out of retirement for one last job: a long hall flight with 876 electric eels duct taped to his body, 3 pandas in his suitcase, and 1 air marshall hot on his tail
Problem: many animals are just not charismatic enough for most to care about conservation efforts. Solution: equip all Nasty critters with tiny hats. Critters designated as Critically Nasty get endearingly oversized hats for good measure.
June 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Problem: many animals are just not charismatic enough for most to care about conservation efforts. Solution: equip all Nasty critters with tiny hats. Critters designated as Critically Nasty get endearingly oversized hats for good measure.
Thinking about the harmony that would exist between humanity and bugkind if bugs gave us personal space, and were all pretty colors. Swarms of gnats as confetti dancing to birdsong, spider webs as little funerary flower bouquets in the corners of our world, mosquitoes that aren't assholes
June 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Thinking about the harmony that would exist between humanity and bugkind if bugs gave us personal space, and were all pretty colors. Swarms of gnats as confetti dancing to birdsong, spider webs as little funerary flower bouquets in the corners of our world, mosquitoes that aren't assholes
Day 136 of posting「 3 Stooges Caramelldansen 」until the dread-glory's herald hears the seventh true name of Man, and speaks the seventh false name of God, and woe embraces mankind as a lover returning from battle thought lost
June 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Day 136 of posting「 3 Stooges Caramelldansen 」until the dread-glory's herald hears the seventh true name of Man, and speaks the seventh false name of God, and woe embraces mankind as a lover returning from battle thought lost