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Steve Williams
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“The one thing that unites the extreme left, the extreme right and the just plain bonkers is that they can all get their hands on a gun with ease – and there is little sign of that changing.” Well said. @michaelkoziol.bsky.social @sydmorningherald.bsky.social
Surely, American life just cannot go on like this
The assassination of MAGA activist Charlie Kirk is a shocking tragedy and an awful, scary reflection of the extreme political violence that now afflicts the US. It has to stop, but it seems likely to ...
www.smh.com.au
September 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
My friendly, helpful advice for corporate types: Do not be an arsehole CEO: "Do not cheat on your wife with your HR chief and get caught on the kiss-cam."
Do Not Be An Arsehole CEO - Brutal Truth For Corporate Leaders
Think you’re a “visionary CEO”? Not if you’re doing any of this bullshit.
donotbeanarsehole.com
July 22, 2025 at 9:22 AM
The typhoon that hit Hong Kong on Sunday morning was classified as a “10”. This is as high as it gets. It doesn’t go to a Spinal Tap 11. #TyphoonWipha
Developing | Typhoon Wipha about 50km from Hong Kong, T10 signal in force
No 10 signal, the highest-level warning, means that winds with mean speeds of 118km/h or more are expected.
www.scmp.com
July 20, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Death by mushroom. Life imitates a Midsomer Murders episode. Again. (Destroying Angel, series 4, episode 2)
July 7, 2025 at 7:35 AM
"Oops. The Hour of Power Sydney toilet-jokes format on KIIS caused the pair to take a colossal gutser in Melbourne from the start." Great piece by Tony Wright. @sydmorningherald.bsky.social
Why Melburnians celebrate the failure of Sydney’s ‘Vile Kyle’
The old Melbourne-Sydney rivalry was revived with the arrival of Kyle Sandilands and Jackie O on Melbourne’s airwaves. But why?
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July 3, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Good to see Melbournians aren’t interested in the work experience Howard Stern circa late 80s.
June 30, 2025 at 11:52 AM
My friendly, helpful guide on how to behave at an airport: Do not be an arsehole at an airport. #travel
https://donotbeanarsehole.com/do-not-be-an-arsehole-at-an-airport/
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June 30, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I had a similar cricket injury to Steve Smith's. A bloke also offered to put my finger back in. The difference is he'd had several thousand beers. I gratefully declined. #WIvAUS
Smith hits back after Healy’s criticism of Aussie top order
Steve Smith tested his finger injury in a New York baseball batting cage as he prepares to make his return in the second Test.
www.smh.com.au
June 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Thankfully, the brilliant Marina Hyde knows exactly what the fuck she's doing. @theguardian.com
www.theguardian.com
June 25, 2025 at 6:25 AM
The alleged break in the ceasefire reminds me of the stoning scene in Monty Python's Life of Brian. "Who threw that?"
Monty Python - Stoning
YouTube video by Weidmoo
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June 24, 2025 at 9:37 AM
I wish Trump would call a ceasefire on his bizarre use of capital letters.
June 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
His Holiness has been rather busy. #ENGvIND
June 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I would rather have four-hour root canal therapy (again) than endure the Miranda Devine podcast. @meadea.bsky.social
News Corp bets big on AI tools but journalists voice concerns | Weekly Beast
Company says in-house NewsGPT tool part of a look into how AI tech will ‘enhance our workplaces rather than replace jobs’. Plus: Seven West’s Origin dummy spit
www.theguardian.com
June 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I would rather have four-hour root canal therapy (again) than watch Bride Hard.
Bride Hard review – Rebel Wilson action comedy is hard to endure
The star makes for a charmless lead in a rubbishy attempt to mash a female-led wedding comedy and an action caper
www.theguardian.com
June 19, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Good thing there’s a comma in this sentence.
June 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
6-28. What you call a captain’s knock. @cricketaustralia.bsky.social #WTC25
June 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I'm confused. Does the "nude artist" create artwork of nude people, or does she create her art while nude?
Dina Broadhurst risks an Instagram ban as she shares racy selfie
Dina Broadhurst is known to take a racy snap or two - but this one might just take the cake.
www.dailymail.co.uk
June 12, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Reposted by Steve Williams
Australians looking at the contract, which contains more terms, conditions and exclusions than a 50% off sale at Harvey Norman, determined that the deal was, “definitely, absolutely and categorically America First”.
Trump To Review Deal Where Australia Pays America $350B for Submarines It Will Never Receive, To Ensure It Is ‘America First’ — The Shovel
Australians looking at the contract, which contains more terms, conditions and exclusions than a 50% off sale at Harvey Norman, determined that the deal was, “definitely, absolutely and categorically ...
theshovel.com.au
June 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
"10 News+"? Must have been a very long meeting for the creative boffins to come up with that.
Fewer car crashes, meatier news: Ten unveils bold Project replacement
The network says its ambitious new program will contain “no opinion and no filler, just the facts”.
www.smh.com.au
June 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Even Derek Zoolander of the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too wouldn’t have given a bill such a ridiculous name. @benstiller.redhour.com
The One, Big, Beautiful Bill
Track the One Big Beautiful Bill's progression in Congress. Explore company endorsements, benefits, and try our No Tax on Tips & Overtime Calculator to see how much money you will save.
www.whitehouse.gov
June 6, 2025 at 12:10 AM
In the words of legendary newsman Ron Burgundy, "That escalated quickly." #GlassCaseOfEmotion
Bromance over: Musk accuses Trump of being in Epstein files
The US president suggested Musk is suffering “Trump derangement syndrome”. The Tesla chief said that “without me, Trump would have lost”.
www.smh.com.au
June 5, 2025 at 9:54 PM
These cockatoos could give Todd Carney a lesson in the correct use of a bubbler. #NRL
They conquered our bins. Now Sydney’s cockatoos have learnt to use bubblers
The city-slicker cockies probably weren’t sipping the bubbler’s water for survival. Researchers think they might just be having fun, for now.
www.smh.com.au
June 5, 2025 at 6:04 AM