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Steve Williams
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Death by mushroom. Life imitates a Midsomer Murders episode. Again. (Destroying Angel, series 4, episode 2)
July 7, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I wish Trump would call a ceasefire on his bizarre use of capital letters.
June 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
His Holiness has been rather busy. #ENGvIND
June 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Good thing there’s a comma in this sentence.
June 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
6-28. What you call a captain’s knock. @cricketaustralia.bsky.social #WTC25
June 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
"Classy response" about Biden's cancer diagnosis? So we should be applauding Trump for not using "Crooked Joe", "Sleepy Joe" or "Crazy Joe"? WTAF.
May 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If Canavan is fair dinkum about getting the gig, he needs to have a big fcuk off Akubra superglued to his head, Barnaby-style. Sorted… wannabe v leader.
May 9, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Trump congratulates "one of my favourite actors" on being elected Pope. #PopeLeo
May 9, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Trump congratulates "one of my favourite actors" on being elected Pope. #PopeLeo
May 9, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Riddle me this: Why did Australian gazillionaire Anthony Pratt dress as a Batman villain? #MetGala
May 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Hope the Libs kept the receipt.
May 3, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Hope the Libs kept the receipt. #ausvotes
May 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I humbly suggest a new logo for the Trumpet of Patriots.
April 24, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Vale Pope Francis. I may be an atheist, but he was a good man. I hope his legacy will be honoured.
April 21, 2025 at 11:56 AM
I humbly suggest a new logo for the Trumpet of Patriots. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
April 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
This executive order reads like it was written by a student at the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Too. @benstiller.redhour.com
April 9, 2025 at 9:54 AM
This executive order reads like it was written by a student at the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Too.
@benstiller.redhour.com
April 9, 2025 at 6:40 AM
This executive order reads like it was written by a student at the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Too. @benstiller.redhour.com
April 9, 2025 at 12:38 AM
@mikecarlton01.bsky.social every COUNTRY should Impose A tariff on The us FOR trump’s bizarre Use OF capital Letters.
April 7, 2025 at 11:22 PM
every Country should Impose A tariff on The us for trump’s bizarre Use Of capital Letters.
April 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Saw the absolutely mesmerising Frida this afternoon by the Hong Kong Ballet. Brilliant.
April 6, 2025 at 11:28 AM
At a stretch, the only export from the uninhabited Heard and McDonald islands, 4,000 km south-west of Perth, Australia would be penguin and seal shit. Hilariously, Trump has slugged the islands with a 10 per cent tariff. The penguins and seals are pissed off. #TrumpTariffs
April 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I’m surprised Trump didn’t wheel out this out guy in his beef about Australian beef. #TrumpTariffs
April 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I’m surprised Trump didn’t wheel out this out guy in his beef about Australian beef. #TrumpTariffs
April 4, 2025 at 1:04 AM
@vanbadham.bsky.social I’m surprised Trump didn’t wheel out this out guy in his beef about Australian beef. #TrumpTariffs
April 4, 2025 at 12:32 AM