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Deacon
@railroadspy.bsky.social
Sometimes, I just wanna grab a Stealth Boy and bug out.

Fallout RP | MVRP | written by bardlockcafe
» Story & Banter, Happy to plot.
» Mun is 31+

Art by crystalvfae
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My "I Helped My Boss Hunt Down A Cannibal At The Pickman's Gallery And All I Got Was This Shirt" t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
April 4, 2025 at 6:21 AM
The horse should [not] be involved in this conversation. Can't emphasize that enough.
sure, that's why i got a horse. what's y' point?
The journey is as important as the destination.
March 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The journey is as important as the destination.
got any advice?
You'll get to the big leagues one day, bud.
March 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
You'll get to the big leagues one day, bud.
wish that was me . . .
Classic Mpreg Monday problems
March 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Classic Mpreg Monday problems
March 20, 2025 at 10:16 PM
March 20, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Finally...
i’m going to throw you off the dam
Man, yeah, you seem really annoyed about talkin' to him.
March 16, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Man, yeah, you seem really annoyed about talkin' to him.
clearly not since you dragged me into this
I was shut up! I was minding my own business!
March 16, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I was shut up! I was minding my own business!
SHUT UP
COULD THE FOREPLAY WAIT TIL I WALK AWAY?
March 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
COULD THE FOREPLAY WAIT TIL I WALK AWAY?
March 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Jesus Christ.
make me
get on your knees & say sorry pretty boy
March 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Well, this might be a shock, but I wanted to know.
March 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Baritone or tenor?
i know a . . . belter guy.
I know a guy. A better guy, even.
March 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
What were you gonna say?
March 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I know a guy. A better guy, even.
March 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Wolf, your boyfriend sucks. @warbled.bsky.social
yeah , go on & get .

bald headed ass .
I'll just be over here whistling showtunes, then, I guess?

(It's not like he started the conversation, jesus....)
March 16, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I'll just be over here whistling showtunes, then, I guess?

(It's not like he started the conversation, jesus....)
you’re from boston , i don’t want to hear about prices . you know how hard it is to farm & maintain animals in a desert ? exactly .
Guilty on that last part, I guess. With the price of meat these days, who's got money for a whole cookout?
March 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Guilty on that last part, I guess. With the price of meat these days, who's got money for a whole cookout?
no .

you are the least intimidating person i’ve met in the past month . you look like you host family barbecues & attend church on sundays .
Is it me?
March 12, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Sand in his mouth. Thanks, March.
March 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Is it me?
i knew a guy who never took his off . . the eyes are the gateway to the soul & still he was somewhat expressive
Everybody looks good in sunglasses.
March 7, 2025 at 3:57 AM
And how long have you been in that position?
Deputy Mayor...
Great, great... occupation?
February 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
See? You get it.
Not even hair, if I recall correctly.
Joke's on you, pal, I couldn't handle a long-term commitment to anybody.
February 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Joke's on you, pal, I couldn't handle a long-term commitment to anybody.
Ha! You could not handle marriage to me.
Are we married now? I think that's how that works.
February 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Great, great... occupation?
Tirum Lance.
Thank you, my research paper is coming along perfectly. Can I get your name for the citation?
February 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Thank you, my research paper is coming along perfectly. Can I get your name for the citation?
Force is kinda like saying God, kriff is like, damn, but we also say damn, then kark is like fuck.
What's bigger in swear terms, Force or kriff?
February 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM