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Not robert
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Parody account of an idiot named Robert.
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weratedogs.com
We only rate dogs. This is spaghetti con salsiccia. Obviously has the noodles and the sausage, but is notably missing sauce. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10 (IG: futrinka_tacsko)
a person in a white shirt and blue striped boxers holds a black and tan dachshund under the armpit with one arm and under the chin with the other. the dog has a massive mouthful of cooked spaghetti chomped in his mouth, with noodles sticking out in all directions, and a single long strand dangling down the length of his skinny body. we know the position isn’t ideal, but the dog was recently fished out of the garbage where he found this treasure, so it’s a temporary solution. the dog’s eyes are wide: likely a combination of joy at the feast, surprise as the swift removal, and shock at having been caught.
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
rae06c.bsky.social
Look at it
October 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Trying not to have an absolute meltdown today
October 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Can you bring poppers on an airplane?
October 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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localswampgay.bsky.social
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the dna strand from Jurassic park if she slayed
October 11, 2025 at 6:51 AM
rae06c.bsky.social
I’m so close to a work/career crash out
October 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
rae06c.bsky.social
Story time: I’m in Orlando for a conference, and this time I took the train so I didn’t have to drive. I guess somewhere checking into the train, I lost my lighter. And then somewhere after checking into my hotel, I lost my vape.
October 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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chronicleflask.katday.com
Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
zeldawilliams 20m From Create Mode •• Please, just stop sending me AI videos of Dad. Stop believing I wanna see it or that I'll understand, I don't and I won't. If you're just trying to troll me, I've seen way worse, i'll restrict and move on. But please, if you've got any decency, just stop doing this to him and to me, to everyone even, full stop. It's dumb, it's a waste of time and energy, and believe me, it's NOT what he'd want. To watch the legacies of real people be condensed down to 'this vaguely looks and sounds like them so that's enough, , just so other people can churn out horrible TikTok slop puppeteering them is maddening. You're not making art, you're making disgusting, over-processed hotdogs out of the lives of human beings, out of the history of art and music, and then shoving them down someone else's throat hoping they'll give you a little thumbs up and like it. Gross. And for the love of EVERYTHING, stop calling it 'the future. Al is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be reconsumed. You are taking in the Human Centipede of content, and from the very very end of the line, all while the folks at the front laugh and laugh, consume and consume.
October 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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popcrave.com
October 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
rae06c.bsky.social
As soon as I give this presentation I’m rewarding myself with a trip to the dispensary and Sunday funday
October 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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a woman in a white shirt stands in front of a mirror
ALT: a woman in a white shirt stands in front of a mirror
media.tenor.com
October 2, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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I am in a foul mood today
October 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
rae06c.bsky.social
I really need to do ecstasy on a dark club full of sweaty half naked men soon
September 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
rae06c.bsky.social
Hello everyone, I did almost an entire swim workout on my own. Please clap
September 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
rae06c.bsky.social
Since we can’t have them in Florida anymore
September 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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mekka.mekka-tech.com
I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him.

I'm talking about something very different.

Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired.

Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to.

But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿‍♂️
September 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
rae06c.bsky.social
I only have Facebook for work purposes, but someone just poked me
September 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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What fucking country can I move to where I can go and contribute to their positive ways of life?
September 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
rae06c.bsky.social
Alien Earth is fucking me so good
September 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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H-word
September 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Im a silly goose
September 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
rae06c.bsky.social
Anna Wintour right now
September 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
rae06c.bsky.social
Dolphins gonna move on from Tua or what?
September 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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thetnholler.bsky.social
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September 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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willows-song.bsky.social
This explains it better than I can
Dave Portnoy tweet saying ‘absolutely disgusting and disturbing video from Charlie Kirk shooting today. Hoping for the best for him and his family. Anybody who is happy about this is a disgusting human.’ Pop Crave Tweet: ‘Barstool Sports CEO Dave Portnoy says he hopes a missile hits Greta Thunberg’s boat as she sails away with aid: “I hope they hit a f*cking, like, a missile on her boat. Knock that boat down. Greta or whatever her name is”
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM