Not robert
rae06c.bsky.social
Not robert
@rae06c.bsky.social
Parody account of an idiot named Robert.
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We only rate dogs. This is spaghetti con salsiccia. Obviously has the noodles and the sausage, but is notably missing sauce. Please only send dogs. Thank you… 13/10 (IG: futrinka_tacsko)
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Look at it
October 29, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Trying not to have an absolute meltdown today
October 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Can you bring poppers on an airplane?
October 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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the dna strand from Jurassic park if she slayed
October 11, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I’m so close to a work/career crash out
October 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Story time: I’m in Orlando for a conference, and this time I took the train so I didn’t have to drive. I guess somewhere checking into the train, I lost my lighter. And then somewhere after checking into my hotel, I lost my vape.
October 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Daughter of Robin Williams, Zelda Williams 💔
October 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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October 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
As soon as I give this presentation I’m rewarding myself with a trip to the dispensary and Sunday funday
October 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
I am in a foul mood today
October 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I really need to do ecstasy on a dark club full of sweaty half naked men soon
September 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Hello everyone, I did almost an entire swim workout on my own. Please clap
September 25, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Since we can’t have them in Florida anymore
September 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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I like Jimmy Kimmel. I really do. I have no issues with him.

I'm talking about something very different.

Kimmel was only suspended. But he's back now. Karen Attiah and all the other Black journalists are still fired.

Y'all do know how to fight, when you want to.

But you don't really want to. 🤷🏿‍♂️
September 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I only have Facebook for work purposes, but someone just poked me
September 23, 2025 at 6:22 PM
What fucking country can I move to where I can go and contribute to their positive ways of life?
September 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Alien Earth is fucking me so good
September 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
H-word
September 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Im a silly goose
September 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Anna Wintour right now
September 14, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Dolphins gonna move on from Tua or what?
September 14, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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September 12, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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This explains it better than I can
September 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM