Not robert
@rae06c.bsky.social
Parody account of an idiot named Robert.
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Iβm not ready for real life to begin again. Making a l genuine romantic connection is something that donβt happen often to me, but here I am, diving into something with a man that lives 1,000 miles away
December 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Iβm not ready for real life to begin again. Making a l genuine romantic connection is something that donβt happen often to me, but here I am, diving into something with a man that lives 1,000 miles away
Starting to get cheeked up
December 26, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Starting to get cheeked up
You should write a collection of short stories about the awful people you come across
December 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
You should write a collection of short stories about the awful people you come across
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This is the documentary that CBS did not want to show about CECOT: rumble.com/v73c0bk-this...
rumble.com
December 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM
This is the documentary that CBS did not want to show about CECOT: rumble.com/v73c0bk-this...
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This is Copper. He's trying to make you a fancy Italian meal. Just needs help tracking down some sauce and meatballs, then dinner will be served. 13/10 (TT: spy_v13)
December 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This is Copper. He's trying to make you a fancy Italian meal. Just needs help tracking down some sauce and meatballs, then dinner will be served. 13/10 (TT: spy_v13)
Finally getting to the most recent heated rivalry. The use of tAtU at the club is elite
December 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Finally getting to the most recent heated rivalry. The use of tAtU at the club is elite
Guess whoβs getting back in the pool today?!?!
December 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Guess whoβs getting back in the pool today?!?!
Just plays. Iβm a ride or die
December 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Just plays. Iβm a ride or die
Seeing the college football playoff field has validated my decision to stop watching college football unless FSU plays
December 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Seeing the college football playoff field has validated my decision to stop watching college football unless FSU plays
βOh there are only 18 empty overhead bins, better make everyone gate check their bagsβ
-every airline
-every airline
December 6, 2025 at 9:04 PM
βOh there are only 18 empty overhead bins, better make everyone gate check their bagsβ
-every airline
-every airline
Not the dispensary getting into genetic purity
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Not the dispensary getting into genetic purity
I really hope time DOES cast a spell on you
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I really hope time DOES cast a spell on you
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*Paul Simon voice*
Hello diva, my old friend.
Hello diva, my old friend.
November 21, 2025 at 8:26 AM
*Paul Simon voice*
Hello diva, my old friend.
Hello diva, my old friend.
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Sheβs resigning on J5. What comes after J5?
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Sheβs resigning on J5. What comes after J5?
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We only rate dogs. This is spaghetti con salsiccia. Obviously has the noodles and the sausage, but is notably missing sauce. Please only send dogs. Thank you⦠13/10 (IG: futrinka_tacsko)
November 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
We only rate dogs. This is spaghetti con salsiccia. Obviously has the noodles and the sausage, but is notably missing sauce. Please only send dogs. Thank you⦠13/10 (IG: futrinka_tacsko)
Trying not to have an absolute meltdown today
October 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Trying not to have an absolute meltdown today
Can you bring poppers on an airplane?
October 17, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Can you bring poppers on an airplane?
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October 11, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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the dna strand from Jurassic park if she slayed
π
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Β₯β:::::::::βΒ₯
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the dna strand from Jurassic park if she slayed