Radio Shock
@radioshock.bsky.social
Weird music maker and fan named MP Lockwood, Radio Shock is my one-man no wave/janktronix band, but also kinda my identity now.
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Radio Shock
@radioshock.bsky.social
· Dec 1
DIIY til I die (Do It Incorrectly Yourself)
The next noise band playing this fest is called Feet and they're performing under a sheet with only their bare feet sticking out. #noiselife
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 AM
The next noise band playing this fest is called Feet and they're performing under a sheet with only their bare feet sticking out. #noiselife
Why not just go straight to the 100-year mortgage?
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Why not just go straight to the 100-year mortgage?
This news story made me so envious. I wish I could say I'd never heard a Billy Joel song!
November 7, 2025 at 8:40 PM
This news story made me so envious. I wish I could say I'd never heard a Billy Joel song!
Did someone keep a list of everyone who said they'd leave NYC if Zohran won? Because we should hold them all to that promise.
November 6, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Did someone keep a list of everyone who said they'd leave NYC if Zohran won? Because we should hold them all to that promise.
I think we may now be getting TOO MANY shipping and delivery notifications.
November 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I think we may now be getting TOO MANY shipping and delivery notifications.
So how many days are we expecting before Cuomo's MAGA turn?
November 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
So how many days are we expecting before Cuomo's MAGA turn?
I had no idea Weird Al's "I Lost on Jeopardy" was a parody song until I heard what sounded like the original in the grocery store the other day. Wild.
October 27, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I had no idea Weird Al's "I Lost on Jeopardy" was a parody song until I heard what sounded like the original in the grocery store the other day. Wild.
I guarantee you this new White House ballroom will be the tackiest shit you've ever seen.
October 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I guarantee you this new White House ballroom will be the tackiest shit you've ever seen.
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October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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2 teens in this coffee house are trying to sell every person these chocolate bars - for 14 dollars each! Then a woman came in and tried to sell them plastic flowers for 8 dollars. She wouldn't accept a chocolate bar in trade.
October 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
2 teens in this coffee house are trying to sell every person these chocolate bars - for 14 dollars each! Then a woman came in and tried to sell them plastic flowers for 8 dollars. She wouldn't accept a chocolate bar in trade.
First show of a little tour (Polka Dot Bar, Hamtramck!) and it looks I just lost/left my job! This is actually the 2nd time I've lost a job at a tour start! Is it a sign? And if so does it mean stop touring, or never get a job again and stay on tour?
October 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
First show of a little tour (Polka Dot Bar, Hamtramck!) and it looks I just lost/left my job! This is actually the 2nd time I've lost a job at a tour start! Is it a sign? And if so does it mean stop touring, or never get a job again and stay on tour?
Radio Shock ON THE ROAD
So happy to be heading out on a tiny tour, basically my favorite thing to do, which I've rarely done in recent years. But let's change that huh?! I'm hitting Chicago, Columbus, Detroit (technically Hamtramck) maaaybe a 4th place. HUGE THANKS to those who helped hook it up! 💚🩷
So happy to be heading out on a tiny tour, basically my favorite thing to do, which I've rarely done in recent years. But let's change that huh?! I'm hitting Chicago, Columbus, Detroit (technically Hamtramck) maaaybe a 4th place. HUGE THANKS to those who helped hook it up! 💚🩷
October 14, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Radio Shock ON THE ROAD
So happy to be heading out on a tiny tour, basically my favorite thing to do, which I've rarely done in recent years. But let's change that huh?! I'm hitting Chicago, Columbus, Detroit (technically Hamtramck) maaaybe a 4th place. HUGE THANKS to those who helped hook it up! 💚🩷
So happy to be heading out on a tiny tour, basically my favorite thing to do, which I've rarely done in recent years. But let's change that huh?! I'm hitting Chicago, Columbus, Detroit (technically Hamtramck) maaaybe a 4th place. HUGE THANKS to those who helped hook it up! 💚🩷
#noisetable PSA: Amazon has been flooded with knock-off noise tables from brands that seem like they chose their name by throwing a handful of Scrabble tiles on the ground. The one you want is the "LIFETIME 48 in fold-in-half table" always seems to be available from Home Depot. Comes in black!
October 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
#noisetable PSA: Amazon has been flooded with knock-off noise tables from brands that seem like they chose their name by throwing a handful of Scrabble tiles on the ground. The one you want is the "LIFETIME 48 in fold-in-half table" always seems to be available from Home Depot. Comes in black!
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many are questioning my decision to perform at the Riyadh Ambient Noise Festival
October 10, 2025 at 12:00 PM
many are questioning my decision to perform at the Riyadh Ambient Noise Festival
This printing company can do custom desk calculators with your logo. Sounds like a great merch opportunity for some math rock band.
October 9, 2025 at 2:05 PM
This printing company can do custom desk calculators with your logo. Sounds like a great merch opportunity for some math rock band.
Hope these undercover agents enjoy their time running door at basement punk shows and working the Food Not Bombs table at the farmers market.
October 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Hope these undercover agents enjoy their time running door at basement punk shows and working the Food Not Bombs table at the farmers market.
The pottery wheel scene from Ghost except with Slimer.
September 26, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The pottery wheel scene from Ghost except with Slimer.
Dude at the show trying to Shazam the grindcore songs being DJ'ed between bands, but it seems like they keep ending too soon.
September 22, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Dude at the show trying to Shazam the grindcore songs being DJ'ed between bands, but it seems like they keep ending too soon.
Dress for the season you want, not the season you have.
September 21, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Dress for the season you want, not the season you have.
I don't find it useful to debate if a specific violent or murderous individual was right-wing or left-wing. Any one could be either, or a mix or neither. Not worth playing that game. It's more meaningful to ask where most get their inspiration, and which ppl with megaphones are encouraging them.
September 18, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I don't find it useful to debate if a specific violent or murderous individual was right-wing or left-wing. Any one could be either, or a mix or neither. Not worth playing that game. It's more meaningful to ask where most get their inspiration, and which ppl with megaphones are encouraging them.
I often think of this interaction I saw on the subway: A man accidentally kicks/trips over a woman's bags.
Man: "Excuse me"
Woman: "Excuse ME?! Excuse YOU!"
🤔
Man: "Excuse me"
Woman: "Excuse ME?! Excuse YOU!"
🤔
September 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I often think of this interaction I saw on the subway: A man accidentally kicks/trips over a woman's bags.
Man: "Excuse me"
Woman: "Excuse ME?! Excuse YOU!"
🤔
Man: "Excuse me"
Woman: "Excuse ME?! Excuse YOU!"
🤔
Netflix already has 7 documentaries and 12 film adaptations in development.
September 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Netflix already has 7 documentaries and 12 film adaptations in development.
There are reasons one might believe that the current wave of "A.I." will continue to grow exponentially and transform society and everyone will use it constantly soon. But everyone arguing this is true should disclose if they have money invested in A.I. companies. See also crypto and NFTs.
August 25, 2025 at 6:32 PM
There are reasons one might believe that the current wave of "A.I." will continue to grow exponentially and transform society and everyone will use it constantly soon. But everyone arguing this is true should disclose if they have money invested in A.I. companies. See also crypto and NFTs.
Trying to watch the Foundation show because I read many of the books & enjoyed them, but: Is it just me or is this very boring? Especially couldn't care any less about these dull-as-hell emperor clones. I'm now skipping all their scenes. Does the show shift gears/improve at any point?
August 23, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Trying to watch the Foundation show because I read many of the books & enjoyed them, but: Is it just me or is this very boring? Especially couldn't care any less about these dull-as-hell emperor clones. I'm now skipping all their scenes. Does the show shift gears/improve at any point?
Is this a hot take? I kind of HATE tote bags! The strap is too short to go over your head, too long to hold at your side, and it will keep slipping off a shoulder unless you awkwardly hold it in place. Nothing fits well in them (except maybe 3 vinyl records). #totebags are the worst kind of bag.
August 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Is this a hot take? I kind of HATE tote bags! The strap is too short to go over your head, too long to hold at your side, and it will keep slipping off a shoulder unless you awkwardly hold it in place. Nothing fits well in them (except maybe 3 vinyl records). #totebags are the worst kind of bag.