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@racheljanae.bsky.social
believe & protect science

she/her
But even with a doctorate, I’ll never know more about doggy DNA than you. ❤️
Incredibly proud of @racheljanae.bsky.social for receiving her white coat at USC’s Biokinesiology lab coat induction ceremony on Thursday! Gonna be a long ass journey of her continuing to be way smarter than me.

PhD, baby!
September 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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My very beautiful girlfriend @racheljanae.bsky.social (she’s on the left) starts her PhD in Kinesiology at USC *TOMORROW* and I’m only sharing this because I’m extremely proud of her. She’s gonna crush it and continue to be incredibly smarter than everyone I know.
August 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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It is my beautiful girlfriend (@racheljanae.bsky.social) and I’s one year anniversary and she knows me so well.
July 27, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Rachel. Rachel, my lovely girlfriend, she found me the chair.
April 22, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Happy birthday to @racheljanae.bsky.social, the most caring, loving, beautiful, and intelligent human on the planet.

So grateful for her existence and I’m continually amazed by her.
April 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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I’m at Chapman University for the day with @racheljanae.bsky.social and every time a group of people walk by, I’m shouting, “WAIT, is that 2024 Cheverton winning, Valedictorian, and SGA President, Rachel *****?!” (I’m not calling her a swear word, I’m just not going to dox her on the internet)
March 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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March 2, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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A little late but congratulations to this brilliant, very funny, way too good for me, and total hottie @racheljanae.bsky.social, who got accepted into USC’s PhD biokinesiology program!

The program she had her eyes set on and OF COURSE she got in.
February 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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I'm meeting a bunch of my Persian girlfriend's extended family today for the first time (her family is Baháʼí) for an Ayyám-i-Há celebration at her parents' house so I'm busting out the best 1970s pre-revolution fashion I can find
February 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Impromptu Broadway date night with @racheljanae.bsky.social for Some Like It Hot’s last show in San Diego!
February 3, 2025 at 2:09 AM
to be seen is to be given ben platt earrings for an anniversary. to be loved is to be given ben platt earrings AND a ben platt shirt for an anniversary.

i feel so loved (and then some).
January 30, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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Through the fog with @racheljanae.bsky.social.

Happy New Year, y’all!
January 1, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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All around a great time, v pretty
December 30, 2024 at 7:30 PM
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Pretty amusing how this post caused so much dating app discourse today.
People always say dating apps suck but I’ve literally used them ONCE, went on a date with one person, and 5 months later, that girl is sitting on my couch watching the Suns lose by 15 points with me.

Bumble rocks.
December 29, 2024 at 12:21 AM
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Went to a suspension bridge with @racheljanae.bsky.social and all we saw was a dead skunk
December 16, 2024 at 12:55 AM
I’m no Suns expert but I can ALWAYS spot a fresh hairdo
This was pointed out by @racheljanae.bsky.social
December 14, 2024 at 4:35 AM
this just may have… worked? interviews coming soon!
patiently waiting for some biomechanics researcher on bluesky to find my singular post so funny that they take me on as a fully funded PhD student.

i am so good at this higher ed thing, trust me.
December 10, 2024 at 11:30 PM
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Only 4 people went up to me last night and said ‘how’d you swing this? Is she blind or something?’
December 6, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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The hug that got me through it all! Love you so much, @racheljanae.bsky.social ❤️
this is me hugging @soupinasock.bsky.social after she gave the capstone presentation of the century back in may

...and as of today, everyone can get a glimpse into her published brilliance on the case for fiber arts!

palousereview.wsu.edu#scholarship
December 2, 2024 at 7:29 PM
this is me hugging @soupinasock.bsky.social after she gave the capstone presentation of the century back in may

...and as of today, everyone can get a glimpse into her published brilliance on the case for fiber arts!

palousereview.wsu.edu#scholarship
December 2, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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I take such great pride in filming and editing (and basically being responsible for every single technical aspect) of an ad that has annoyed millions and millions of people.
December 1, 2024 at 11:22 PM
watching Wicked again today just to see little nessa rose's "yeah!" in the first 20 minutes and then i can leave
December 1, 2024 at 8:04 PM
patiently waiting for some biomechanics researcher on bluesky to find my singular post so funny that they take me on as a fully funded PhD student.

i am so good at this higher ed thing, trust me.
December 1, 2024 at 7:53 AM
took forever to find someone willing to sell me an invite code but $500 and 2 pairs of used socks later, i made it!
November 27, 2024 at 10:36 PM