Sorry I sprayed you with my garden hose, I thought you two were acting inappropriately on the sidewalk in front of my house.

Now that I've looked it up I have to agree you were doing the Heimlich maneuver correctly, good job.

The crew of Apollo 1 (Gus Grissom, Roger Chaffee and Ed White) practicing a water landing in a swimming pool 1966. The three died in a fire during a launch simulation on January 27th 1967

Dad Joke of the Day:

To invoke a curse,
you use a pentagram.
To remove it,
you need a hexagon.

The cat Twix, who was thrown out of a train in Kirov (Russia) by a conductor, has been found dead, the owner said, and more than 300 volunteers have been searching for the cat since the media reports.

Now it's even sadder

Cgi animals in true detective 4 is damn shame...

Patching old software

Sky is blue