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I understand why all these things must come to pass but why does it all have to be so fucking tacky
Did you k ow you can use prepackaged spicy beef tallow hot pot base as a stir fry sauce? I did cabbage and shrimp oh and also I should mention i am going to die, my entire life is on fire
February 2, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Did you k ow you can use prepackaged spicy beef tallow hot pot base as a stir fry sauce? I did cabbage and shrimp oh and also I should mention i am going to die, my entire life is on fire
My predicition: not a single republican wins a midterm race, the democrats then (continue to) spend the next two years with their hands in their pockets going "golly, someone should do something", run Carrot Top in 2028, and are shocked when they get crushed
February 1, 2026 at 7:41 PM
My predicition: not a single republican wins a midterm race, the democrats then (continue to) spend the next two years with their hands in their pockets going "golly, someone should do something", run Carrot Top in 2028, and are shocked when they get crushed
This is who runs this account
February 1, 2026 at 1:48 AM
This is who runs this account
My old lady went out tonight with her friends and you know what that means
I accidentally spent three hours reading about the 1908 Boyertown Oper Hoise Fire and somehow had eleven beers
I accidentally spent three hours reading about the 1908 Boyertown Oper Hoise Fire and somehow had eleven beers
January 31, 2026 at 3:43 AM
My old lady went out tonight with her friends and you know what that means
I accidentally spent three hours reading about the 1908 Boyertown Oper Hoise Fire and somehow had eleven beers
I accidentally spent three hours reading about the 1908 Boyertown Oper Hoise Fire and somehow had eleven beers
This is dirtier than any lie the devil ever told
January 29, 2026 at 3:31 AM
This is dirtier than any lie the devil ever told
All my Egyptian colleagues say word on their street is that friday is going to be the big day, so we'll see i guess
January 28, 2026 at 5:24 PM
All my Egyptian colleagues say word on their street is that friday is going to be the big day, so we'll see i guess
Just let me make it to Thursday and the manti dinner at the Armenian church there's going to be manti
January 28, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Just let me make it to Thursday and the manti dinner at the Armenian church there's going to be manti
Having a working short term memory is an absolute curse
January 27, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Having a working short term memory is an absolute curse
Good morning to everyone except people that drive with huge slabs of snow on their cars, they are the enemies of God and man alike
January 27, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Good morning to everyone except people that drive with huge slabs of snow on their cars, they are the enemies of God and man alike
Stop snowing goddammit
January 27, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Stop snowing goddammit
Democrat politician challenge (impossible level): make a post that could believably start with the words "I will" instead of "Somebody should"
January 26, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Democrat politician challenge (impossible level): make a post that could believably start with the words "I will" instead of "Somebody should"
As an American if im going to let a European talk down to me its going to be one of the chill ones you don't hear about so much. Like if a Moldovan or whatever is on my ass fair enough. But the British? Come on dude am i the only human being on earth with a short term memory
January 26, 2026 at 3:23 AM
As an American if im going to let a European talk down to me its going to be one of the chill ones you don't hear about so much. Like if a Moldovan or whatever is on my ass fair enough. But the British? Come on dude am i the only human being on earth with a short term memory
There are worse ways to spend a snow day
January 25, 2026 at 8:51 PM
There are worse ways to spend a snow day
Lol that's right guys the winterstorm is begonnen
January 25, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Lol that's right guys the winterstorm is begonnen
I hope that when it starts snowing it does not stop. Let this disgusting earth be cleansed of its sins
January 23, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I hope that when it starts snowing it does not stop. Let this disgusting earth be cleansed of its sins
Anyway I recommend you read "The Murderers Among Us" where Simon Weisenthal goes to Germany in the 1950s and easily tracks down lots of ex-high ranking nazis just living their lives and everyone's like ah, come on man, that was a long time ago, who cares
January 23, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Anyway I recommend you read "The Murderers Among Us" where Simon Weisenthal goes to Germany in the 1950s and easily tracks down lots of ex-high ranking nazis just living their lives and everyone's like ah, come on man, that was a long time ago, who cares
A scorpion asks a frog to help him cross a river. The frog is hesitant but eventually agrees to let the scorpion ride on his back. Mid-river the scorpion stings the frog. The frog looks at him and says "In your next budget I will make sure there's even more money for training and body cameras"
January 22, 2026 at 12:33 PM
A scorpion asks a frog to help him cross a river. The frog is hesitant but eventually agrees to let the scorpion ride on his back. Mid-river the scorpion stings the frog. The frog looks at him and says "In your next budget I will make sure there's even more money for training and body cameras"
Oh so thats what -15 Celsius feels like. Seems way worse when you measure it on the European scale
January 21, 2026 at 1:31 PM
Oh so thats what -15 Celsius feels like. Seems way worse when you measure it on the European scale
Found out that the word in armenian for "owl" is "boo" which sounds a lot like the spanish "buho" and im going down a linguistic rabbit hole i might not emerge from
January 21, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Found out that the word in armenian for "owl" is "boo" which sounds a lot like the spanish "buho" and im going down a linguistic rabbit hole i might not emerge from
People are demanding to know if the quiet beauty of this scene is worth all the shoveling and lol no absolutely not
January 19, 2026 at 3:53 PM
People are demanding to know if the quiet beauty of this scene is worth all the shoveling and lol no absolutely not
Thats right baby its the year of the eastern slav
January 19, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Thats right baby its the year of the eastern slav
Watching the Chef's Table episode about Jose Andres, who seems like a legitimately nice guy and thinking about how he did a fundraiser for Biden like two weeks after the IDF blew up a bunch of his friends and feeling sad
January 19, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Watching the Chef's Table episode about Jose Andres, who seems like a legitimately nice guy and thinking about how he did a fundraiser for Biden like two weeks after the IDF blew up a bunch of his friends and feeling sad
"Someone on Twitter said-" no! You dog. You swine. Listen to yourself. Have you no self respect? You are lower than dirt
January 17, 2026 at 6:05 PM
"Someone on Twitter said-" no! You dog. You swine. Listen to yourself. Have you no self respect? You are lower than dirt
You gotta admit its kind of funny
January 16, 2026 at 2:58 AM
You gotta admit its kind of funny
I had all the classic dreams last night. Rooms to my house I didn't know about. High school girlfriend. Crashing airplane. It was so good and I hope it happens again tonight!
January 15, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I had all the classic dreams last night. Rooms to my house I didn't know about. High school girlfriend. Crashing airplane. It was so good and I hope it happens again tonight!