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I understand why all these things must come to pass but why does it all have to be so fucking tacky
So, as an educator, let me just say: you straight up can't assign students writing assignments any more. 8 of my 13 grad students are submitting AI slop homework. I know it and they know I know it but they also know I can't prove it. This sucks such shit. We are actively lobotomizing a generation
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 AM
So, as an educator, let me just say: you straight up can't assign students writing assignments any more. 8 of my 13 grad students are submitting AI slop homework. I know it and they know I know it but they also know I can't prove it. This sucks such shit. We are actively lobotomizing a generation
And now for my remembrance day tradition of finding British people quoting the famous Band Of Brothers speech in Henry V and telling them to read the scenes directly before and after that speech for context lmao that speech isn't what they think it is bunch of illiterate motherfuckers
November 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
And now for my remembrance day tradition of finding British people quoting the famous Band Of Brothers speech in Henry V and telling them to read the scenes directly before and after that speech for context lmao that speech isn't what they think it is bunch of illiterate motherfuckers
Gave the graders the wrong solution to the exam and now I have to regrade 92 exams lmao im an idiot
November 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Gave the graders the wrong solution to the exam and now I have to regrade 92 exams lmao im an idiot
I don't know a lot about Chuck Schumer other than he looks a lot like the president of the faculty senate where I work, who famously refused to hold zoom meetings after early spring 2021 because he "missed being around his friends" anyway I hate that guy
November 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I don't know a lot about Chuck Schumer other than he looks a lot like the president of the faculty senate where I work, who famously refused to hold zoom meetings after early spring 2021 because he "missed being around his friends" anyway I hate that guy
I for one don't think that hahahaha oh sorry about that anyway I don't think that the democrats would really ahahahahaha oh I beg your pardon as I was saying I don't AHAHAHAHAHAHA
November 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
I for one don't think that hahahaha oh sorry about that anyway I don't think that the democrats would really ahahahahaha oh I beg your pardon as I was saying I don't AHAHAHAHAHAHA
No it didn't! You credulous rubes! Spreadsheets cannot think or feel!
November 9, 2025 at 4:11 PM
No it didn't! You credulous rubes! Spreadsheets cannot think or feel!
Special circle of hell for food vloggers whose recipes produce something entirely different looking from what's in their videos
November 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Special circle of hell for food vloggers whose recipes produce something entirely different looking from what's in their videos
I don't envy many things about sober people but being able to lay down to sleep without the vague sense of dread that you will somehow wake up tomorrow in Friendly, West Virginia, is one of them
November 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I don't envy many things about sober people but being able to lay down to sleep without the vague sense of dread that you will somehow wake up tomorrow in Friendly, West Virginia, is one of them
Another professor was talking about how excited he was to see this play this weekend. He explained the plot and a student said "sounds like the play wouldn't have happened if they had email" and I hope her tongue falls out of her dirty mouth for saying such a thing
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Another professor was talking about how excited he was to see this play this weekend. He explained the plot and a student said "sounds like the play wouldn't have happened if they had email" and I hope her tongue falls out of her dirty mouth for saying such a thing
Nurse: The Colchians have fled, thy husband's vows have failed, there is nothing left of all thy wealth
Medea: damb fam we cooked for real for real no cap
Medea: damb fam we cooked for real for real no cap
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Nurse: The Colchians have fled, thy husband's vows have failed, there is nothing left of all thy wealth
Medea: damb fam we cooked for real for real no cap
Medea: damb fam we cooked for real for real no cap
One time at Keflavik they came out and warned people not to crowd the baggage chute like this. One guy didn't budge and a suitcase shot out wheels first right in his dick. I have never laughed so hard in my life. Anyway the guy died
November 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
One time at Keflavik they came out and warned people not to crowd the baggage chute like this. One guy didn't budge and a suitcase shot out wheels first right in his dick. I have never laughed so hard in my life. Anyway the guy died
Happy to report that the hooded mergansers have returned to the lake. (Sorry for photo quality, I was trying g to shower) 🪶
November 5, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Happy to report that the hooded mergansers have returned to the lake. (Sorry for photo quality, I was trying g to shower) 🪶
You guys are making it hard to be cynical today but I am trying my best
November 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
You guys are making it hard to be cynical today but I am trying my best
What on earth is "the yaed apple"? I am begging you losers to get an editor that can read cyrillic
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
What on earth is "the yaed apple"? I am begging you losers to get an editor that can read cyrillic
Genuinely surprised at all the wins being racked up tonight by a party that has spent the last year with its hands in its pockets going "golly, someone should do something about the things, oh hang on, I have to confirm a judge"
November 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Genuinely surprised at all the wins being racked up tonight by a party that has spent the last year with its hands in its pockets going "golly, someone should do something about the things, oh hang on, I have to confirm a judge"
Obviously I hope it doesn't happen but you have to admit that if Zohran wins and then pulls a Fetterman it would objectively be really really really funny
November 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Obviously I hope it doesn't happen but you have to admit that if Zohran wins and then pulls a Fetterman it would objectively be really really really funny
Oh thank goodness. Nothing cheers up the blue no matter who freaks on here like a plane crash.
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Oh thank goodness. Nothing cheers up the blue no matter who freaks on here like a plane crash.
Dick Cheney died as he lived: very old, very rich, and never having been inconvenienced in any way much less held accountable for anything he every did. Ah well
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Dick Cheney died as he lived: very old, very rich, and never having been inconvenienced in any way much less held accountable for anything he every did. Ah well
Simpletons! Yes, yes! I'm a simpleton! Are you a simpleton? We'll build a town and we'll name it Simple Town, because by then all the smart bastards that caused all this, they'll be dead! Simpletons! Let's go! This ought to show 'em! Anybody here not a simpleton? Get the bastard, if there is!
November 4, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Simpletons! Yes, yes! I'm a simpleton! Are you a simpleton? We'll build a town and we'll name it Simple Town, because by then all the smart bastards that caused all this, they'll be dead! Simpletons! Let's go! This ought to show 'em! Anybody here not a simpleton? Get the bastard, if there is!
I sometimes dream about a cheesesteak I had in Cairo, of all places. Also a fried chicken thighs sandwich they did at Citizen Wine Bar before it closed. They... haunt me
It is national sandwich day. The best sandwich I ever had was a ham sandwich from a deli in Sydney, Australia in December 1999. Almost 26 years and no other has come close.
November 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I sometimes dream about a cheesesteak I had in Cairo, of all places. Also a fried chicken thighs sandwich they did at Citizen Wine Bar before it closed. They... haunt me
The farts are but the sighs of the ass
November 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The farts are but the sighs of the ass
To be fair I kind of see why putin thinks he can win when our side is full of weirdos that look like this
November 3, 2025 at 2:53 AM
To be fair I kind of see why putin thinks he can win when our side is full of weirdos that look like this
One billion posts about baseball, none of which actually say who won
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
One billion posts about baseball, none of which actually say who won
Reels reminded me that when I was in Panama a sexy young woman started hitting on me and I was so revolted by the idea of a young woman flirting with a 45 year old slab of dogshit like me that im pretty sure I avoided getting pickpocketed, had to have been a scam. Anyway POV No you're absolutely not
November 2, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Reels reminded me that when I was in Panama a sexy young woman started hitting on me and I was so revolted by the idea of a young woman flirting with a 45 year old slab of dogshit like me that im pretty sure I avoided getting pickpocketed, had to have been a scam. Anyway POV No you're absolutely not
I have a 13 hour work day on Mondays and mild IBS should I eat the self heating chengdu hot pot for dinner tomorrow
November 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I have a 13 hour work day on Mondays and mild IBS should I eat the self heating chengdu hot pot for dinner tomorrow