Nothing makes me feel dumber than finally realizing what very common acronyms mean

TIL that 'TIL' stands for 'Today I Learned'

I just got back from vacation, and my dog was being petsat by my aunt and uncle (who have three cats). They're certainly an influence, apparently. #dogs #dogvideo #pets

Canon Mammon with my own versions #obeyme #obeymemammon

I want to hunt elon through a forest

Public library energy is the best energy. Like here is all the knowledge we could find, it's been meticulously organized and vetted and it will cost you nothing today, welcome to the absolute pinnacle of human civic evolution, feel free to pull up any bean bag chair you like

Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.

(Also I'm reading it on Libby, which is an app that lets you borrow ebooks and audio books from your local library if you connect your library card.)

Like, why did I let the internet or whomever convince me that these books are unequivocally Bad(tm) when this guy uses 'unchivalrous' unironically. That's my exact shit.

Reading Midnight Sun (I have not read any other Twilight book) and I had to just pause and appreciate this line.

And when you're ready, connect with your community. Focus on the people and organizations who can bring change in your city, county, and state. Be one of those people, no matter who gets put in the Oval Office.

Like, this sucks. Obviously. And it makes me really fucking pissed at certain people in my life. But if you voted, you did your part. Take a breath, get offline, and have some breakfast. Today is not a day to let the dark thoughts win.