Quentin Vandermerwe
quentinv.substack.com
Quentin Vandermerwe
@quentinv.substack.com
Spewer of randomness
Acquitted of assault with a breadly weapon.
🚨NOT GUILTY! D.C. Jury ACQUITS sandwich thrower.
November 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Democracy and free speech have been on life support in the US for a long time. Today is the day it finally died.
September 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Reposted by Quentin Vandermerwe
One thing that kinda blows my mind:

I spoke to national French-language media all morning about this. I did three separate interviews before 10am.

I was interviewed for the U.S. publication WIRED about it.

But English-language Canadian media? Crickets.

It’s just so odd!
Hi. I’m Rachel.

My name is first on the website the North American far-right is using to target people they say “celebrated” Charlie Kirk’s death.

There’s just one problem: I never did that.

But the people sending me threats don’t seem to care.

Let me tell you, in my own words, what happened:
September 12, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Reposted by Quentin Vandermerwe
Even The Onion would struggle to come up with a headline and story as ridiculous as this.
July 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
If you did not already hate flies, you will, after reading the most disgusting sentence I have seen all year.

“When flies eat, they digest externally. They’re in a constant state of regurgitation. They land on a surface, puke up, suck it back in.”

www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
‘They digest externally’: the artist who creates paintings with live flies
For over a decade, John Knuth has created art using the regurgitation of flies and after he lost his home in the California wildfires, his work has a new perspective
www.theguardian.com
July 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I have an agony of weather apps on my phone and I get a gazillion notifications every day, but I still get to be surprised by rain when I step outside, like a savage. How come agentic AI is a trillion $ industry, and this is not a solved problem yet?
July 9, 2025 at 12:53 AM
(Some) Americans are finally catching on that Trump screwed them out of a very cushy leadership spot in the world.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7si...
‘IT’S OVER’: Canada’s Prime Minister Tells Americans The Dark Truth | The Kyle Kulinski Show
YouTube video by Secular Talk
www.youtube.com
June 4, 2025 at 5:13 AM
A reminder to take everything you see and read on the Internet with an appropriate dose of salt.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSZ4...
TINY LIES: My $55 adventure in internet factchecking spiky Chinese benches
YouTube video by TheInternetReviewed
www.youtube.com
June 1, 2025 at 9:57 PM
May 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Catholics support republicans / trump overwhelmingly, so this is very fitting. Reap what you sow and all
May 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Having grown up with propaganda about the so-called dangers of quicksand, the comments did not disappoint. I am happy that I survived so long without encountering either quicksand or an ice pit.

www.youtube.com/shorts/h5DiW...
How To Escape IcePit #shorts
YouTube video by DnD_Eng
www.youtube.com
April 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
100% of popes who have met JD Vance have died hours later.

#notaconspiracy
April 22, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I feel like the aliens running the simulation are just fucking with us at this point.

abcnews.go.com/US/united-ai...
United Airlines flight sees engine fire after takeoff due to apparent rabbit strike
United Flight 2325 had departed Denver International Airport en route to Edmonton, Canada, on Sunday when the incident occurred.
abcnews.go.com
April 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
March 22, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"They are so unimaginably stupid"

www.youtube.com/shorts/JEj8d...
They are so unimaginably stupid.
YouTube video by Hawk's Podcasts / mdg650hawk
www.youtube.com
March 18, 2025 at 7:15 AM
March 18, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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March 18, 2025 at 5:08 AM
March 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Did you know that owning a crow is a felony in the US. Owning more than one is attempted murder.
March 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Reposted by Quentin Vandermerwe
Now that the influential bigot who did a Hitler salute publicly claimed that organic protests against his malfeasance are secretly controlled by a list of foreign Jews, some of whom aren’t even alive today, are we allowed to call him a Nazi, or is there something even Nazier we have to wait for?
March 9, 2025 at 1:26 PM
March 9, 2025 at 7:32 PM
In China, online forums ban the use of the phrase "Winnie the Pooh". Reddit just started flagging any use of the name "Luigi" as "possible violence". "Land of the free", indeed.
March 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Next up: transatlantic flights.
March 8, 2025 at 5:24 AM
If there was any doubt left about these people being as dumb as bags of rocks.
February 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM