Sorry, Mexico and Canada, we elected a dimwitted shitheel

playing "got your nose" with my infant son to prepare him for the gaslighting that comes with living in trump's america

The other half of mitigating the climate crisis is repairing our carbon sinks. There's 630 million acres of public land and a billion+ acres used to grow crops we don't eat.

overgrazing and farming turn carbon sinks into carbon sources.

Yet less than 1% of us cattle ever see public land.

I love scary movies but living in one for 4 years seems a little excessive.

Das ist noch von heute morgen

Rezept: Reduzieren Sie den Wein auf ca. die Hälfte ein.

Ich:

We are watching Jurassic Park because somehow my gf has never seen Jurassic Park. I know. I was appalled too.

Jurassic Park holds up so well. Why did I shriek when the velociraptor showed up behind Laura Dern like I haven’t seen this movie 40 times.

Needs to be a German word for the anxiety you feel when you show somebody music that you really love and you’re waiting for their verdict

I love discovering a song and then listening to it 70 times in 48 hours 😈

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
- Maya Angelou

Little charcuterie board to start off Thanksgiving 🦃 #charcuterieboard #charcoochie #fishboard #morningcoffee #Thanksgiving