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Turkeys Cowabunga
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Noted CFB and baseball weirdo
Them Bobcats is hell ain't they
Certified Bluesky Elder because I am old
November 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Greetings from a very large hole in the ground
November 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Pretty sure I've done this prompt before, but this is still the objectively correct answer
November 17, 2025 at 3:12 AM
November 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Oh hey, the Browns found another bad QB
a group of men are watching a chicago bulls vs. miami heat game
ALT: a group of men are watching a chicago bulls vs. miami heat game
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November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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That was a football game. Let us never speak of it again.
November 2, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Off work until Thursday. It is time to drink all the beers in Maricopa County (and also Coconino County).
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Today's work trip is suddenly cancelled due to someone else getting sick. Leave early and have Early Time for Beer y/y/turbo y
November 14, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Them Bobcats, Eh
Ohio’s own Nathan Rourke is the CFL’s Most Outstanding Player and Most Outstanding Canadian!
November 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
DOINK
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 AM
It's not 5-3 anymore booooooo
November 10, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Lexus is using Landslide for its December to Remember. Fuck you, Lexus.

Also, it's November.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Give up a kickoff return TD AND a punt return TD to lose to the Jets.
a man in a suit and sunglasses is sitting in front of a microphone .
ALT: a man in a suit and sunglasses is sitting in front of a microphone .
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November 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Of course Iowa has a tight end named Large.
November 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Me flirting:
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Could have posted this earlier because I took the day off, but, eh.

We apologize for the delay.
November 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
THE YEAR IS 1993

Also, Starter is on line one and would like to chat
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Oh, this is an easy prompt for me.
November 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
If by bologna he was hit, you must acquit
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
When my college football team loses to its rival
oh my god they actually did it lmao
November 6, 2025 at 1:30 AM
This feels like waste, fraud, and abuse, has anyone notified DOGE
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Watching #MACtion this evening as is right and proper

Glory to #MACtion
November 6, 2025 at 1:17 AM
THEM BOBCATS IMO
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Played Young Qaxxar's first round on a full-length course today. He got four pars, so he's off to a great start.
November 3, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Postseason baseball: Pain, agony, then a team with an eleventy bajillion dollar payroll wins
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM