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Q: What's a vegan's least favorite food?
A: A MEAT-ball!
A: A MEAT-ball!
I'm bringing back classic gizmos widgets and doodads
November 9, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I'm bringing back classic gizmos widgets and doodads
be they glazer or hater, they all hang on my every word
October 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
be they glazer or hater, they all hang on my every word
I'm feeling monastic 🎵 pray pray pray
October 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I'm feeling monastic 🎵 pray pray pray
why all this doom and gloom over the gov shutdown guys? so what if you can't send postcards or whatever when ALL CRIMES ARE LEGAL NOW! I can't be the only one having a blast taking advantage of that am I???
October 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM
why all this doom and gloom over the gov shutdown guys? so what if you can't send postcards or whatever when ALL CRIMES ARE LEGAL NOW! I can't be the only one having a blast taking advantage of that am I???
just got back from skydiving. it was fine
September 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
just got back from skydiving. it was fine
machine elves shrunk my earholes and I'm not kidding
September 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
machine elves shrunk my earholes and I'm not kidding
I'm at the mom and pop shop having the child behind the register ring up so many bottles of cough syrup that she asks me if I'm the devil. I tell her no, but he often takes credit for my work.
March 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I'm at the mom and pop shop having the child behind the register ring up so many bottles of cough syrup that she asks me if I'm the devil. I tell her no, but he often takes credit for my work.
less dunking, more killing
February 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
less dunking, more killing
don't give a fuck what happens to me any more I am going to die with a clear conscience and say it ok?
you don't need a dish washer you can just dump dishes in with the clothes load in the washing machine and use dish soap for detergent and it saves so much money time and space on a budget
you don't need a dish washer you can just dump dishes in with the clothes load in the washing machine and use dish soap for detergent and it saves so much money time and space on a budget
January 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
don't give a fuck what happens to me any more I am going to die with a clear conscience and say it ok?
you don't need a dish washer you can just dump dishes in with the clothes load in the washing machine and use dish soap for detergent and it saves so much money time and space on a budget
you don't need a dish washer you can just dump dishes in with the clothes load in the washing machine and use dish soap for detergent and it saves so much money time and space on a budget
wick broke on my pine tree scented candle so I'm just running the microwave on it for an hour at a time this year
December 24, 2024 at 9:21 PM
wick broke on my pine tree scented candle so I'm just running the microwave on it for an hour at a time this year
if taylor swift was really one of the good ones she'd put out a single about jury nullification RIGHT now
December 23, 2024 at 11:39 PM
if taylor swift was really one of the good ones she'd put out a single about jury nullification RIGHT now
It is with great pain that I must announce I've been deradicalized by the shooter's circumstantially moderate but predominantly cringe tweets. I'm an incrementalist now. I believe in a long series of Ted Ks where each new Ted K is inspired by yet incrementally improved upon the last Ted K.
December 11, 2024 at 5:30 PM
It is with great pain that I must announce I've been deradicalized by the shooter's circumstantially moderate but predominantly cringe tweets. I'm an incrementalist now. I believe in a long series of Ted Ks where each new Ted K is inspired by yet incrementally improved upon the last Ted K.
tfw you get denied treatment til you go terminal so you lock in like a boss and spend your last few vbucks grinding the gun range til you schmoove in on the target for a flawless takedown and dip but when you check the socials to hear how hard you cooked your oomfies are just giving karma the credit
December 6, 2024 at 2:55 AM
tfw you get denied treatment til you go terminal so you lock in like a boss and spend your last few vbucks grinding the gun range til you schmoove in on the target for a flawless takedown and dip but when you check the socials to hear how hard you cooked your oomfies are just giving karma the credit
me when the voter ID Neuralink chip jolts me awake to brain-broadcast Major Rittenhouse from Fort-A-Lago ordering the police VTOLs to start shelling the Counter-DEI Sterilization Program protestors with doge-emblazoned white phosphorous warheads: wow. this fail timeline is literally just Idiocracy 🙄
November 18, 2024 at 3:46 PM
me when the voter ID Neuralink chip jolts me awake to brain-broadcast Major Rittenhouse from Fort-A-Lago ordering the police VTOLs to start shelling the Counter-DEI Sterilization Program protestors with doge-emblazoned white phosphorous warheads: wow. this fail timeline is literally just Idiocracy 🙄
oh I'm in an "echo chamber" cause I don't engage nazi trolls? I think I'll keep blocking em, thanks...
*blocks someone for having a furry profile pic*
*blocks reply with factual correction so followers don't see it*
*blocks palestinian fundraiser*
*subscribes to a block list called "disagreeables"*
*blocks someone for having a furry profile pic*
*blocks reply with factual correction so followers don't see it*
*blocks palestinian fundraiser*
*subscribes to a block list called "disagreeables"*
November 18, 2024 at 8:16 AM
oh I'm in an "echo chamber" cause I don't engage nazi trolls? I think I'll keep blocking em, thanks...
*blocks someone for having a furry profile pic*
*blocks reply with factual correction so followers don't see it*
*blocks palestinian fundraiser*
*subscribes to a block list called "disagreeables"*
*blocks someone for having a furry profile pic*
*blocks reply with factual correction so followers don't see it*
*blocks palestinian fundraiser*
*subscribes to a block list called "disagreeables"*
well I guess this is it. my one regret is that I didn't try out more of the wonderful and exciting subscription services modern life has to offer when I still had the chance
November 16, 2024 at 8:52 PM
well I guess this is it. my one regret is that I didn't try out more of the wonderful and exciting subscription services modern life has to offer when I still had the chance
the only friend I can really talk to about books is arguing with me over his fear that Notes from Underground (1864), a foundational pillar of existentialist literature by historically and cross-disciplinarily renowned classic russian writer fyodor dostoevsky, might become "mainstream" soon
November 15, 2024 at 5:53 PM
the only friend I can really talk to about books is arguing with me over his fear that Notes from Underground (1864), a foundational pillar of existentialist literature by historically and cross-disciplinarily renowned classic russian writer fyodor dostoevsky, might become "mainstream" soon
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Q: What's a vegan's least favorite food?
A: A MEAT-ball!
A: A MEAT-ball!
October 10, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Q: What's a vegan's least favorite food?
A: A MEAT-ball!
A: A MEAT-ball!
yall are gettin played fr lmao you can get 500 of these damn things for 8 bucks don't even gotta stand in line or nothin yall got ripped tf off I bought a roll of these 5 years ago and I still got half of em left rofl 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
November 5, 2024 at 9:44 PM
yall are gettin played fr lmao you can get 500 of these damn things for 8 bucks don't even gotta stand in line or nothin yall got ripped tf off I bought a roll of these 5 years ago and I still got half of em left rofl 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I thought society peaked with the nofap forum but the cybertruck forum is also extremely funny
![Screencap of cybertruckownersclub.com, the forum for cybertruck owners, showing a "Similar threads" list of five threads with the following titles:
Joe Rogan takes Cybertruck for a Spin! [CLOSED DUE TO POLITICS]
[CLOSED DUE TO POLITICS] "White House considers vehicle mileage tax to fund infrastructure"
CYBERTRUCK Haters. Think I've cracked the case! [LOCKED DUE TO POLITICS]
Love the truck hate the opinions [🔓 WARNING: LOCKED DUE TO FIGHTING & VIOLATION OF NO POLITICS RULE]
Will Twitter be incorporated into the Cybertruck? [NOT YET LOCKED DUE TO POLITICS BUT GIVE IT TIME]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:lkx22c5qrkx7uus64m2nh7z4/bafkreicwzhkfiqmvqv4vsg44owmrvgdmkr656r2evrhv3jhbh55n6lpvj4@jpeg)
October 27, 2024 at 2:20 PM
I thought society peaked with the nofap forum but the cybertruck forum is also extremely funny
going to olive garden alone and pretending I'm getting stood up on a date so they don't judge me for sitting around eating unlimited breadsticks for 90 minutes before I order. might even get a sympathetic half-smile from the wait staff if I play my cards right
October 25, 2024 at 12:32 AM
going to olive garden alone and pretending I'm getting stood up on a date so they don't judge me for sitting around eating unlimited breadsticks for 90 minutes before I order. might even get a sympathetic half-smile from the wait staff if I play my cards right
A Cave Transported Me Into A Medieval Fantasy Kingdom Right After I Contracted Ebola From A Bat Bite And I Guess Elves Can Get Infected Too And Healing Magic Doesn't Work On This Sort Of Thing
October 20, 2024 at 10:26 PM
A Cave Transported Me Into A Medieval Fantasy Kingdom Right After I Contracted Ebola From A Bat Bite And I Guess Elves Can Get Infected Too And Healing Magic Doesn't Work On This Sort Of Thing
big pets are cool but I prefer small pets in enclosures because you get to design a cool level for them to capture the flag or timed deathmatch each other in. you can start them off in a basic medieval castle or something while they get acclimated and then try ice level, egypt theme, low gravity etc
October 18, 2024 at 4:24 PM
big pets are cool but I prefer small pets in enclosures because you get to design a cool level for them to capture the flag or timed deathmatch each other in. you can start them off in a basic medieval castle or something while they get acclimated and then try ice level, egypt theme, low gravity etc
many who hate capitalism are still confused by tech corps pushing stupid bullshit everyone vocally hates. the simplified answer is that speculative values (eg stocks), which control the market now, can be easily inflated through vibes alone. no need to give a fuck about customers or even profit
October 11, 2024 at 6:12 PM
many who hate capitalism are still confused by tech corps pushing stupid bullshit everyone vocally hates. the simplified answer is that speculative values (eg stocks), which control the market now, can be easily inflated through vibes alone. no need to give a fuck about customers or even profit
Q: What's a vegan's least favorite food?
A: A MEAT-ball!
A: A MEAT-ball!
October 10, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Q: What's a vegan's least favorite food?
A: A MEAT-ball!
A: A MEAT-ball!