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eliya, of eliya fame

Chicago, IL
She kom on my buch until I Ahhhh
November 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Tony Hawk Tuah
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Crocodile Dandy
November 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Here for a goof time not a long time
November 12, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Catch-22. It was anti-war and the protagonist was a lovable coward. I read it around the time I was supposed to be conscripted, and while it wasn't why I dodged the draft, it was an influence for sure.

Sadly when I re-read it a few years ago it didn't hit as hard as it did for me then.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!

tell me about a book that changed you

for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 6:42 AM
They should let me name all the cats and dogs in animal shelters
November 12, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Sir Psycho Sexy Sadie
November 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I've given it some thought and I think all men are on the spectrum
November 10, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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*d boon voice*

THIS AIN’T NO DICK PIC
November 7, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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dawg not the steakhouse wedding font
New sign outside the Oval Office..
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
She pump on my kin until I patch
November 4, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The otter woman
October 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
She trick on my treat until I boo?
October 29, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Mr Belvedere: hey hey I smashed my balls today 🎶
October 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Stonewall creamery
October 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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World Cup tier skeet, this.
You cant spell Ewok without ew, ok
October 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
You cant spell Ewok without ew, ok
October 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Hotep California
October 24, 2025 at 1:38 AM
"cameras on bus" I read as a pick my nose on the bus.
October 23, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Deathcamp for Cutie
October 23, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Brooklyn vegan, that's kinda redundant isn't it?
October 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Do peacocks know what we call them?!
October 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Whenever I get home I immediately switch into Mein Kampfies
October 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Guys, Alfarsi on Irving and Leavit has usurped both Kabobi and Noon O Kabob
October 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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In prehistoric New Jersey they had Fredo Flintstonio who shouted “yabba gabagool” when he clocked out of work.
October 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM